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Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I don't like the idea of "I like melfs"

E: pew

# ? Sep 14, 2023 16:13

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naem: May 29, 2011

racism is bad and mental illness is unfortunate and poorly if at all treated in the us

I wish racism didn�t taint so much of the spooky because it reflects poorly on the innocent members of the supernatural in our communities who just want to eat our brains

# ? Sep 14, 2023 16:41

SuperMechagodzilla: Jun 9, 2007; NEWT REBORN

Possible ambiguities:

The F (ᚠ) could be an O (ᚩ) - or even a very poorly-written A (ᚪ). I wouldn't put anything past this guy, since the C at the beginning was so badly mangled.

CHRISMLS??
MILS?? : OIDLES

The writing is also lovely enough that the second M (ᛗ) could be a D (ᛞ). But that's unlikely, given the repetition of the first line (where it's clearly an M).

E:

Shot in the dark here, but it could be the name "CHRIS MILSON" (ᛗᛁᛚᛋᛟᚾ), if he failed to write the "ON" correctly. The characters he does use are vaguely similar. That still wouldn't explain the "FIDLES", though.

SuperMechagodzilla fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Sep 14, 2023

# ? Sep 14, 2023 16:42

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I'm betting it's "Chris likes milk tiddies" written badly.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 19:08

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Das Boo posted:

I'm betting it's "Chris likes milk tiddies" written badly.

It's all making sense now.

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# ? Sep 14, 2023 19:13

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

It's all making sense now.

Oh poo poo. THis thing goes all the way to the top, huh?

# ? Sep 14, 2023 19:14

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

What�s this about elves now? I was nowhere near that mirror.

Honest.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 19:15

Jolly Saint Nick: Sep 10, 2023; Santa baby,
Hurry down my chimney tonight!

Dick Fontaine posted:

they could simply be some kind of meth elf.

Meth elves are nothing to be trifled with.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 19:47

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

I believe the ^ over the CHRIS, the smiley face, and the poo poo underneath are just decorative. If you ignore that stuff, you get:

CHRISMLS??
MILS?? : FIDLES

The last five characters of the first line are apparently repeated on the second line, but with an additional "i". This could indicate that they hosed up the first attempt, and that it's 'supposed to' read:

CHRIS MILS??
MILS?? : FIDLES

The ?? parts are the characters that resemble an x and a backwards dollar sign, which have yet to be identified.

Current hypothesis: you got a white supremacist named Chris haunting the terlet, and he's got pretty bad writing.

I swear I�ve seen the dollar sign looking thing in a video game that uses faux runes in a puzzle or two.

I also got �Chris� and a bunch of gibberish using a table for a runic font that may or may not follow any of the actually runic written languages. But it was also missing the dollar signy thing.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 20:22

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Possible ambiguities:

The F (ᚠ) could be an O (ᚩ) - or even a very poorly-written A (ᚪ). I wouldn't put anything past this guy, since the C at the beginning was so badly mangled.

CHRISMLS??
MILS?? : OIDLES

The writing is also lovely enough that the second M (ᛗ) could be a D (ᛞ). But that's unlikely, given the repetition of the first line (where it's clearly an M).

E:

Shot in the dark here, but it could be the name "CHRIS MILSON" (ᛗᛁᛚᛋᛟᚾ), if he failed to write the "ON" correctly. The characters he does use are vaguely similar. That still wouldn't explain the "FIDLES", though.

It's CHRISTMAS

# ? Sep 14, 2023 20:45

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

I studied Scandinavian history back in my university days, with a focus mainly on the pre-Christian era. While I dropped out before obtaining my degree, I can say with certainty that your script is elder Futhark. Or rather, elder Futhark with messed-up diacritics. The person who wrote that probably did not know how to read runes and copied from a sheet of paper, because the text is actually mirrored.

Unfortunately, even if you flip the text back around, it's still a bunch of nonsense. A rough translation is "there was a hole here. It's gone now."

# ? Sep 14, 2023 20:48

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Zybourne Clock posted:

I studied Scandinavian history back in my university days, with a focus mainly on the pre-Christian era. While I dropped out before obtaining my degree, I can say with certainty that your script is elder Futhark. Or rather, elder Futhark with messed-up diacritics. The person who wrote that probably did not know how to read runes and copied from a sheet of paper, because the text is actually mirrored.

Unfortunately, even if you flip the text back around, it's still a bunch of nonsense. A rough translation is "there was a hole here. It's gone now."

interesting

# ? Sep 14, 2023 20:50

TengenNewsEditor: Apr 3, 2004

Zybourne Clock posted:

I studied Scandinavian history back in my university days, with a focus mainly on the pre-Christian era. While I dropped out before obtaining my degree, I can say with certainty that your script is elder Futhark. Or rather, elder Futhark with messed-up diacritics. The person who wrote that probably did not know how to read runes and copied from a sheet of paper, because the text is actually mirrored.

Unfortunately, even if you flip the text back around, it's still a bunch of nonsense. A rough translation is "there was a hole here. It's gone now."

sounds like a dyslexic frisian drywall repairman was here

# ? Sep 14, 2023 20:53

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Zybourne Clock posted:

I studied Scandinavian history back in my university days, with a focus mainly on the pre-Christian era. While I dropped out before obtaining my degree, I can say with certainty that your script is elder Futhark. Or rather, elder Futhark with messed-up diacritics. The person who wrote that probably did not know how to read runes and copied from a sheet of paper, because the text is actually mirrored.

Unfortunately, even if you flip the text back around, it's still a bunch of nonsense. A rough translation is "there was a hole here. It's gone now."

could hole actually be interdimensional portal?

# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:39

DiomedesGodshill: Feb 21, 2009

meat police posted:

Dick Fontaine posted:
not sure if this little guy means you well or ill

could go either way

he's so happy so it's prob a good thing

# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:44

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Zybourne Clock posted:

I studied Scandinavian history back in my university days, with a focus mainly on the pre-Christian era. While I dropped out before obtaining my degree, I can say with certainty that your script is elder Futhark. Or rather, elder Futhark with messed-up diacritics. The person who wrote that probably did not know how to read runes and copied from a sheet of paper, because the text is actually mirrored.

Unfortunately, even if you flip the text back around, it's still a bunch of nonsense. A rough translation is "there was a hole here. It's gone now."

lol

# ? Sep 14, 2023 22:00

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Zybourne Clock posted:

the text is actually mirrored.

been saying this

# ? Sep 14, 2023 22:43

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

lol you�re loving dead, kiddo.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 09:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You are in great danger OP!
Whatever you do, don't turn the mirror back around or you will meet a hideous monster.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 11:38

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Haven't we all at some point knew a guy who listened to prog rock, drove an airbrushed van, and had a dozen posters of wizards on his walls?

I can totally see some long-haired scrawny wizard-core nerd in the 70s doing this to try and open a portal to the other side while he's baked out of his gourd with his crew of wizard-obsessed bros.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:04

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

wizards would get the runes right. this is meth elves for sure

# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:07

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Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Haven't we all at some point knew a guy who listened to prog rock, drove an airbrushed van, and had a dozen posters of wizards on his walls?

See also: women who saw "The Craft" in middle school and started studying Wicca and other versions of reconstructed witchcraft

# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:09

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