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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > you have $15 to build your DICK [NSFW]

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:01

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

is smells bad in free space so you dont have to draw it

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:05

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

3x clean
smells bad

It's kind of a mystery dick

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:09

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

I�ll take everything from the $1 and $2 rows.

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:27

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

chode, extremely curved, lots of wispy pubes, foreskin extends way past tip, hair on tip, thick tip, HUGE balls

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:28

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

15 worth of chode plz

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:37

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

keeping the $15 and buying 10 costco hotdog and drink combos

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:46

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Knot My President! posted:

May I please have egg shaped and smooth scrotum

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:50

Dial A For Awesome: May 23, 2009

Some things in life shouldn�t be economised on. Spending the extra $30 and getting everything in the top two rows. Seems like a sensible investment.

# ? Sep 13, 2023 17:55

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

:10bux:

worth of HUGE balls, :fivecbux:

:fivecbux:

worth of extremely curved

# ? Sep 13, 2023 18:23

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Do we have to draw it ourselves?

# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:14

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

what happens if you buy "foreskin extends way past tip" without buying "uncut"?

# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:21

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Tiny Bug Child posted:

what happens if you buy "foreskin extends way past tip" without buying "uncut"?

you get a real gross foreskin instead of an acceptable one imo

# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:36

The Wiggly Wizard: Aug 21, 2008

Noblesse Obliged posted:

15 worth of chode plz

Your account + avatar

# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:50

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Tiny Bug Child posted:

what happens if you buy "foreskin extends way past tip" without buying "uncut"?

You know how sausage tubing looks?

# ? Sep 13, 2023 19:50

Lamanda: Apr 18, 2003

Spent

:10bux:

on the balls so not much was left over

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:03

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

OP you knucklehead, you gave me all the tools I needed to craft the perfect being; the successor to humanity

And all I took was spending 15 bucks on "Foreskin extends way past tip"

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:04

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Lamanda posted:

Spent on the balls so not much was left over

Lol, optimal

Edit: Looks like imgur deleted it, but there was pig balls + a dick photoshopped together above

Konar fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Sep 13, 2023

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lamanda posted:

Spent on the balls so not much was left over

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:06

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

I. M. Gei posted:

Do we have to draw it ourselves?

Ya

I�m at work rn and have an event after but I�ll work on requests that people can�t draw themselves

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:07

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

I found a MS paint like app on iOS and now my fingies hurt

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:40

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Sep 13, 2023 20:56

itry: Aug 23, 2019

ChickenHeart posted:

OP you knucklehead, you gave me all the tools I needed to craft the perfect being; the successor to humanity

And all I took was spending 15 bucks on "Foreskin extends way past tip"

:barf:

# ? Sep 13, 2023 21:25

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:01

LaserPrinter69: Sep 6, 2022; "I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

Just give me $15 worth of balls please

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:01

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

English is dumb.
Anyways have an excuse to look at my penis.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:02

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

:jewish:

Special today:

:siren:

:siren:

Circumcisions are HALF OFF!!! :siren:

:siren:

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:14

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

By popular demand posted:

Special today:

Circumcisions are HALF OFF!!!

I'll take 3

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:16

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Grey Cat posted:

I'll take 3

Gonna end up like this, but with genitals

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:23

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The management is sad to announce that any amount of pubic hair that has to be described as a ballfro is too much for us to handle, just go get a haircut the special will go on deep into the night.

We're only licensed to remove skin, not hair.

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:31

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

By popular demand posted:

The management is sad to announce that any amount of pubic hair that has to be described as a ballfro is too much for us to handle, just go get a haircut the special will go on deep into the night.

We're only licensed to remove skin, not hair.

Good news though, the phrase "pick your balls" is actually just styling when you have a ballfro.

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:34

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

Noblesse Obliged posted:

15 worth of chode plz

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:45

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Knot My President! posted:

:lol:

dude's cock built like a birthday cake.

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:49

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:57

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Self stussy

# ? Sep 13, 2023 22:59

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Knot My President! posted:

the cool S of dicks

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:24

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Imgur poo poo the bed again? None y�all�s dicks are showing up for me

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:40

absolutezero: Aug 18, 2004; World Domination has had a momentary setback...talk amoungst yourselves

I'm making my first comment in over a decade to say $15 on Huge balls. I need to walk around with them in a wheelbarrow.

Edit: Nevermind I made fun of BDN once four years ago.

absolutezero fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Sep 13, 2023

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:46

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Can I get one of those penis bone things?

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:01

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:36

Knot My President!: Jan 10, 2005

AARD VARKMAN posted:

May I please have egg shaped and smooth scrotum

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:23

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