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How much for pointy teeth?
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 7X Grower and 1X extremely curved is a poor combination choice.
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Sorry for the Twitter but I feel like Poppy Hillstead’s “Worst Dick I Can Think Of” series fits this thread kinda sorta. Here’s a few: https://twitter.com/poppyhillstead/status/1492197874964348941?s=46&t=oql5ML5-7u4J72W8bn7HAw https://twitter.com/poppyhillstead/status/1492197885194162179?s=46&t=oql5ML5-7u4J72W8bn7HAw https://twitter.com/poppyhillstead/status/1492197901946310663?s=46&t=oql5ML5-7u4J72W8bn7HAw
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 Huge balls, narrow, thick tip. Bam, dollar left over.
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Tiny Bug Child posted:what happens if you buy "foreskin extends way past tip" without buying "uncut"? 1. Someone who was a little too successful with those 'regrow your foreskin' stretching devices 2. It's not attached but still growing
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Noblesse Obliged posted:15 worth of chode plz Gotta min-max. $12 worth of chode plus egg shaped.
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Egg shaped with 12x wispy pls
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Powerful urethra
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Mr. Merdle posted:Powerful urethra if you choose that 5 times, do you have 5 urethras, or one Kryptonian urethra?
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But who gets the UltraUrethra?
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By popular demand posted:But who gets the UltraUrethra? Hank Hill is someone who could use it more than any goon.
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Can the world handle the might of an ascendant Hank Hill?!
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Grey Cat posted:Hank Hill is someone who could use it more than any goon. He'd totally opt for it "on account o' his narra' doohickey".
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Lucky Guy posted:if you choose that 5 times, do you have 5 urethras, or one Kryptonian urethra? Having a penis that doubles as an industrial pressure washer could be pretty handy.
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Sep 14, 2023 18:25
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$5 Uncut $4 Clean $4 Slight upward curve $2 Bumpy
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Fabulousity posted:Having a penis that doubles as an industrial pressure washer could be pretty handy. My driveway might smell like piss but it's the cleanest it's ever looked! All about that curb appeal.
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You know that laughing where it's kinda like wheezing because something is so funny and you could never explain to another person why it's funny? Yeah,   
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Lucky Guy posted:if you choose that 5 times, do you have 5 urethras, or one Kryptonian urethra? edit: Or be a piss/jizz based CNC machine.
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Snowy posted:Sorry for the Twitter but I feel like Poppy Hillstead’s “Worst Dick I Can Think Of” series fits this thread kinda sorta. Here’s a few: Dick so weird it can receive radio signals
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Can someone get me a 2x uncut with smooth balls
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literally Jackson Pollock 
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I only had $5 and spent it all on veiny shaft.
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Knot My President! posted:literally Jackson Pollock I was thinking more "Jordy Verill at the end of 'Weeds'"  "Please, God"
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anyone want to go in on a $30 DICK together? how much is the detachable penis upgrade so it can be shared, and what are the TOS on the Family Jewels™ DICK sharing plan?
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those are some massive balls. Seriously thought it was a butt at first
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 Someone please help me out in this unexpected crisis situation, I'm begging you 
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Captain Hygiene posted:
 Assistant, fetch me the "Goliath" sized brith blade!
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CannonFodder posted:You could piss / jizz through concrete walls Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
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  I feel like I'm designing a new Pokemon
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$5 for a foreskin? I cant afford this. A man cant even afford his own penis in this Biden economy... what's this world coming to!
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I do have a line on some experimental soy-based foreskin grafts, preliminary results are encouraging.
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By popular demand posted:experimental soy-based foreskin grafts Devils Affricate posted:
I found out like an hour ago my grandfather passed and I’m crying and laughing and I look downright manic on this train thank you. I am in a state of complete shock and yet I am cackling, loudly on public transport, about this loop de loop dick. I owe you an eternal gratitude
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Knot My President! posted:literally Jackson Pollock Jacksoff Pollock
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Yesterdays Latte posted:Jacksoff Pollock Hey, teacher, leave them fish alone.
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nesamdoom posted:Hey, teacher, leave them fish alone. I'll take 15 bucks worth of hair on the tip please. And style it in to a mullet if you don't mind. The ladies gon' call me mullet dick. Business in the front, party in the back? Nah babe, party in both ends if ya know what I mean.
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I'll take 15 bucks worth of hair on the tip please. *Business up front, party in the sack.
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