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Decedent posted:$5 for a foreskin? I cant afford this. A man cant even afford his own penis in this Biden economy... what's this world coming to! If you like your dick, you can keep it.
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teen witch posted:I found out like an hour ago my grandfather passed and I’m crying and laughing and I look downright manic on this train thank you. I am in a state of complete shock and yet I am cackling, loudly on public transport, about this loop de loop dick. I owe you an eternal gratitude Sorry to hear about your grandfather, but glad I could bring you a smile 
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For god's sake put some pants on, Grimace!
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Amazing.
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missed this beauty ty
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How much is normal sized dick since mine is 4” and when flaccid disappears inside my ball cavity?
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Piggy Smalls posted:How much is normal sized dick since mine is 4” and when flaccid disappears inside my ball cavity? Eleventy dollars.
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is it a chode tho
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Alan Smithee posted:is it a chode tho The foreskin doesn't count towards the overall length. You can see the size of the penis itself in the small bulge near the base.
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Devils Affricate posted:The foreskin doesn't count towards the overall length. You can see the size of the penis itself in the small bulge near the base. Honestly I can find no fault in this. That's just science.
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Slipstream, baby. '93 Outrun Turbo. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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You know, depending on what type of fire that is, human semen may not be the appropriate flame retardant, and could, in fact, make the situation worse.
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Knot My President! posted:literally Jackson Bollock ftfy
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Animal-Mother posted:You know, depending on what type of fire that is, human semen may not be the appropriate flame retardant, and could, in fact, make the situation worse. You might not want to stick that wang sauce in an electrical fire.
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That's a great price! I'd like good varnish and a sturdy safety rail. e: checked the OP, I may have misinterpreted things Tree Bucket fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Sep 18, 2023 |
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Sep 18, 2023 11:37
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 looking forward to my mail order buildadick
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Tonetta posted:
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release the Kumken
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Cock-topus?
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$5 Thick Tip $5 Veiny Shaft $4 Shower and a $1 write-in, makes farting sounds when it ejaculates
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Legin Noslen posted:and a $1 write-in, makes farting sounds when it ejaculates Pro tip: you can do that yourself and save the cash
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It's called a "deef" or it should be
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Cock-topus? Octocock? Cocken?
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Legin Noslen posted:and a $1 write-in, makes farting sounds when it ejaculates I don’t know, that sounds like a premium upgrade
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Slight upward curve ($4) x 3 Extremely curved ($1) x 3
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Jelly posted:Slight upward curve ($4) x 3 
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I'll take a veiny shaft and 5x wrinkled sacks please.
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Grower w./ Huge Balls and Thick Tip Puzzling Coloration w./ Lots of Wispy Pubes
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Who is Admiral Thrawn? One $15 dollar Disney+ month.
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 + $3 extended warranty please
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OP if you can't handle the LOAD of orders talk to me, I got some useful bits left for reasonable prices.
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I'd also like to share my bits for a price.
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exactly what i was going for thank you
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