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drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Built my actual dick for a cool 13 bux

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
you're all jacking off to this

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
disgusting

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Just so people are aware, and can respond if they wish, this thread is being discussed in SAD.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

jacking off to this

Set
Oct 30, 2005

Drone_Fragger posted:

Just so people are aware, and can respond if they wish, this thread is being discussed in SAD.

lol

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Drone_Fragger posted:

Just so people are aware, and can respond if they wish, this thread is being discussed in SAD.

thanks, drone_fragger. let's get this all ironed out

SirJohanna
Nov 23, 2007

Furiously jacking off to this cool chode right now B)

Veiny, extremely curved, piercing mishap, cool, hair on tip, whispy pubes.

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BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
gently caress! I can't believe how hard I'm jacking it. My hands are loving disgusting.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SirJohanna
Nov 23, 2007

Lol, I just find the idea that someone is upset and clutching their pearls because of badly drawn dicks, really funny. All while having gazed into the abyss that is goatse many times.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the pearl-clutching karens...

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

codswallop
Dec 26, 2012

BABIES EVERYWHERE!
$5 huge balls
$5 thick tip
$1 chode
$4 smooth scrotum

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Lmao

SirJohanna
Nov 23, 2007


Exquisite~

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

How... sad.

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

you're all jacking off to this

are you not?


:five:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012



at some point I’d use my tablet for this but I am endeared to it’s shittiness

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I read the sad thread, that's a lol from me.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



:golfclap:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



oh god this thread

SirJohanna
Nov 23, 2007


Lmao holy poo poo

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
:five: going to goldmine

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


hahaha

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Johnny Five-Inches

SirJohanna
Nov 23, 2007

Rust Martialis posted:

Johnny Five-Inches

:chanpop:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

thought this thread wasn’t going places, but once again goons proved me wrong :five:

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

we don't have dicks, but we do have that DICK!

why not come on over and watch the PLAYTIME IS OVER PPV

ONLY ON SAW WRESTLING!

TUNE IN TODAY, WE GOT MORE MATCHES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A BRICK AT

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aniviron
Sep 11, 2014


Laughed until I injured myself, :five: :five: :five: :five: :five:

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Someone make one thats circumcised but also has a foreskin that goes way past the tip

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression


Rust Martialis posted:

Johnny Five-Inches

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The SAD thread has been officially closed

Go wild, boys

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


SAD thread cumcluded. :bahgawd:

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Devils Affricate posted:

The SAD thread has been officially closed

Go wild, boys

that means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every glans, shaft, foreskin, pube, testicle etc. comes in with everything for a HUGE penis*

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Lol the GBS dick mutilation thread

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RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

mutilated dicks give a kiss on the wrist of the wormlike tips of tentacles expanding in my mind I'm fine accepting only fresh brine you can get another drop of this yeah you wish

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