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English is dumb. Anyways have an excuse to look at my penis.
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By popular demand posted:
I'll take 3
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Sep 13, 2023 22:16
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Special today: 
Circumcisions are HALF OFF!!!
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By popular demand posted:The management is sad to announce that any amount of pubic hair that has to be described as a ballfro is too much for us to handle, just go get a haircut the special will go on deep into the night. Good news though, the phrase "pick your balls" is actually just styling when you have a ballfro.
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Sep 13, 2023 22:34
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 dude's cock built like a birthday cake.
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Sep 13, 2023 22:49
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By popular demand posted:But who gets the UltraUrethra? Hank Hill is someone who could use it more than any goon.
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Sep 14, 2023 15:41
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Fabulousity posted:Having a penis that doubles as an industrial pressure washer could be pretty handy. My driveway might smell like piss but it's the cleanest it's ever looked! All about that curb appeal.
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Sep 14, 2023 18:26
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:I'll take 15 bucks worth of hair on the tip please. *Business up front, party in the sack.
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Sep 16, 2023 02:02
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Amazing.
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Sep 16, 2023 20:19
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I'd also like to share my bits for a price.
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Sep 21, 2023 19:15
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I read the sad thread, that's a lol from me.
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SAD thread cumcluded. 
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