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Wendigee posted:https://www.michaels.com/product/15-animated-skeleton-cat-decoration-by-ashland-10716003 I have a real cat that does that, no thanks.
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Re: dog poo poo I got a box of food-safety gloves from Costco and a roll of the large-size poop bags. Switching from using the scoop to just grabbing it directly off the grass with the gloved hand was a big time saver. Either way is equally gross to me so at least I’m not out there for as long a time now.
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# ? Oct 10, 2023 19:31 |
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Cock ring
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# ? Oct 10, 2023 23:59 |
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I just installed a bidet, genuinely life changing
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 00:07 |
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i got some of them brew buddies things that op mentioned and they are nice and i like them anyways that’s all thanks for reading or not if you didn’t
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 03:10 |
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Mr.Acula posted:Cock ring Foo Diddley posted:AITA for shaming my husband for using a found cock ring?
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 04:13 |
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Cock rings are pretty inexpensive, hell you can even use the rubber band that comes with a thing of brocolli.
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Mr.Acula posted:the rubber band that comes with a thing of brocolli. Imagine trying to untangle that thing from your pubes. Ouch.
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Yeah man, broccoli everywhere
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Rabidsamba posted:i got some of them brew buddies things that op mentioned and they are nice and i like them I read it
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 09:23 |
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The kind of dumbass that believes his willie is a muscle is never going to believe his wife about anything.
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 09:24 |
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"A used dildo is different because it goes inside you." "Right, just like your dick used to do before you slapped on a used cock ring."
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 09:39 |
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Somebody obviously threw away the cock ring, and if it worked it wouldn't be there on the ground
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Soul Dentist posted:Somebody obviously threw away the cock ring, and if it worked it wouldn't be there on the ground Nah, it worked so well the person in question needed a bigger one and threw the old one away.
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 09:57 |
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Cock Ring Warehouse has their annual cock ring donation drive around the holidays, but at least those are sorted and sanitized instead of found in parking lots
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 15:52 |
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yall know you dont need to buy cockrings right? they give them out free with twist off bottle caps
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GolfHole posted:yall know you dont need to buy cockrings right? they give them out free with twist off bottle caps
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# ? Oct 11, 2023 15:56 |
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I save a ton of money on condoms by buying them in bulk at Michael’s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTD-LtpW0M
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 03:05 |
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naem posted:I just installed a bidet, genuinely life changing welcome to the good life. good luck making GBS threads in a public restroom from now on.
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flubber nuts posted:welcome to the good life. good luck making GBS threads in a public restroom from now on. I don't own a bidet, so help me understand: does it clean everything thoroughly? Or would you still need to use toilet paper, only less than before? Because sometimes, after a substantial challenge, it feels like I'm wiping a permanent marker.
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I take a shower after every bowel movement and I'm trying hard to not judge those who don't but e: I also take showers otherwise, it's not just a once-every-two-weeks-thing
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Incremus posted:Re: dog poo poo I hate to critique your shitbaggibg technique, but what do you need the glove for if you are using a bag? Can’t you just place your hand in the bag, grab the poop with the bagged hand, then flip it inside out to tie it up? Glove seems superfluous
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credburn posted:I take a shower after every bowel movement and I'm trying hard to not judge those who don't but Oh wow lookee at mister regulair over here.
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Frogz posted:I don't own a bidet, so help me understand: does it clean everything thoroughly? Or would you still need to use toilet paper, only less than before? Because sometimes, after a substantial challenge, it feels like I'm wiping a permanent marker. Should be completely clean. I keep paper around for drying purposes, and the psychological reassurance that things are clean.
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:I save a ton of money on condoms by buying them in bulk at Michael’s do they come in a smaller size?
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Do they come in inverted sizes
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 12:34 |
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Some goon made out with the mama bear's VA. I don't remember which one, but I still felt compelled to share.
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aniviron posted:Should be completely clean. I keep paper around for drying purposes, and the psychological reassurance that things are clean. Yeah this. Paper for drying and cleanliness verification but it only needs to be a few squares. On dog poo poo, I've always done the bag over hand direct pickup but I could see using gloves for the uh, less solid stuff.
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credburn posted:I take a shower after every bowel movement and I'm trying hard to not judge those who don't but Incredibly life enhancing objects that no one seems to know about : mental health services for coprophobia
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They're talking about their own yard full of poop because the dog goes out on it's own So they're picking up a lot. The turn the bag inside out thing isn't the solution I always just used a shovel and a bucket, you can pick up multiple turds with a shovel, much better than a little scooper
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Just get another dog that eats poop. Bing bong problem solved.
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flubber nuts posted:welcome to the good life. good luck making GBS threads in a public restroom from now on. it’s weird realizing how gross buttholes are in general and how I’ve been uncivilized most of my life so far Frogz posted:I don't own a bidet, so help me understand: does it clean everything thoroughly? Or would you still need to use toilet paper, only less than before? Because sometimes, after a substantial challenge, it feels like I'm wiping a permanent marker. greatly reduces the marker experience figuring out how to aim a jet of water at your own butthole with the dial requires skill
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naem posted:figuring out how to aim a jet of water at your own butthole with the dial requires skill This is why the bum gun is better than the bidet, IMO.
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Brother Tadger posted:I hate to critique your shitbaggibg technique, but what do you need the glove for if you are using a bag? Can’t you just place your hand in the bag, grab the poop with the bagged hand, then flip it inside out to tie it up? Glove seems superfluous
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maybealabia posted:They're talking about their own yard full of poop because the dog goes out on it's own It’s this, yard cleanup every couple of days. Out on walks the inside-out bag is the method though. Whoever recommended the insulated Yeti coffee mugs earlier in this thread: wowee. This rules. Perfect temperature coffee all morning long.
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Frogz posted:I don't own a bidet, so help me understand: does it clean everything thoroughly? Or would you still need to use toilet paper, only less than before? Because sometimes, after a substantial challenge, it feels like I'm wiping a permanent marker. yes, if utilized correctly wiping after washing should produce no brown town on your tp. the only thing is though you will still have to wipe to get all the water off your hole, but it should be less than if you were to not bidet. unless you get one of the high end models that has a dryer attached or something.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:01 |
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I use about 3-4 squares to dab my bootie hole. Wife uses more It was a genius move to get a bidet just before the toilet paper shortages started in earnest.
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 21:26 |
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Bidets have the major drawback that there is just no going back. I suspect it has more to do with a general freshness coming from the water than anything else, but the classic western toilet experience just subjectively feels like it leaves you unclean once you've used a bidet regularly for a while, no matter how perfectly the séance goes.
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credburn posted:I take a shower after every bowel movement and I'm trying hard to not judge those who don't but You seem to be implying you only poop once every two weeks.
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