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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Three Olives posted:

Can I hire you to discuss this with my issuance agent? Because, my god, the potential savings on my not at all expensive stuff.

Just the savings on my out of date Chinese porcelain alone!

Hello, State Farm? Yes, i would like to take out a policy on my “fancy” and “valuable” tchotchkes

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

6 screens, 2 penguins, and 1 cone-bro training apparatus

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

bradzilla posted:

You can buy portable, battery powered bidets. Still not as good as the at home experience but better than using thin dry toilet paper

Do you keep this portable bidet in your pocket, sir? Or perhaps you carry it around in a lockable briefcase?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Jestery posted:

A nice digital watch (read :Casio) that has a good count up timer

Its handy to be able to quickly set a court up time from your wrist

I have to measure seizure times, cook rice, measure the titration of my medication, make sure the dog doesn't get walked immediately after being fed

And more

And hot drat, a little stopwatch is handy for this poo poo

Most those items seem they would be better served with a count-down

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