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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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June 4, 2004. Just another Friday, right? Well, not exactly. That day, at 5 eastern in the afternoon on regional Fox Sports Networks, an hour-long wrestling program from a fledgling promotion aired. Over the years, so much has changed, but one thing has remained constant: the name "Impact". Today, we celebrate the milestone 1000th episode with a Game Day Thread for Impact on AXS that I don't often make (I usually am at work when the show starts).

ANNOUNCED CARD
Impact X Division Championship: Lio Rush (c) vs. Chris Sabin
Frankie Kazarian & Traci Brooks vs. Eddie Edwards & Alisha Edwards
Team 3-D in action
FEAST OR FIRED

plus, WE WILL HEAR FROM Josh Alexander, and KiLynn King wrestles Jody Threat on the pre-show.

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J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

I'll be following the YouTube Insiders stream, so I'll be behind at first but I am looking forward to tonight (and next week).

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1702442096874184883?s=20

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Congratulations to Impact Wrestling. Their longevity considering, well, everything, is unironically impressive. KiLynn King is cool.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

J-Ro posted:

I'll be following the YouTube Insiders stream, so I'll be behind at first but I am looking forward to tonight (and next week).

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1702442096874184883?s=20

I had forgotten that the very first person to come out of a tunnel on Impact was Scott D'Amore, that's a fun fact.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Will be watching on Insider too. It's the easiest and cheapest promotion to follow and all the storylines are well booked.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Happy 1000 to Impact! A lot of it was good and often times the bad wasn't as bad as people said. Played an imperfect but indispensable wrestling outlet in north america during the dark days between WCW and AEW.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



do you think Ken Shamrock shows up?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Suplex Liberace posted:

do you think Ken Shamrock shows up?

Shamrock came back in 2020 for a cup of coffee and to join the Hall of Fame, and he looked OLD.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

I don't know, having the world's most dangerous man around seems like a recipe for disaster

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyfPeXeIJMc

King vs. Threat live (on tape)

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
OK, that's a pretty neat intro video.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Gia Miller significantly improved on BTI commentary.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I don't know who most of these people are but they seem like they're having fun :)

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Okay that KiLynn King / Jody Threat match from BTI is worth catching. KiLynn is cool as heck.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

apophenium posted:

I don't know who most of these people are but they seem like they're having fun :)

They're all notable current or former women's wrestlers in the promotion.

Awesome Kong lost weight, kind of sad.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

God The Beautiful People's theme still loving rips.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Holy poo poo, Picture in Picture on AXS TV! They've finally done it!

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


JESUS JORDYNNE

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
So you could get a briefcase with a pink slip in it? I'd rather earn my title shot the old fashioned way.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Kong! Kong! Kong!

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Oh hey Tasha Steelz is back!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Enjoy NJPW, Yuya Uemura. You'll do fine.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
ROHIT RAJU! :neckbeard:

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I've never seen a 3-D before. At least not by the Dudley Boyz themselves

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



drat a tower of doom love it

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
That was fun :)

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


ROHIT

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I guess a three-way at Bound For Glory for the World title? Shelly vs. Alexander vs. (probably) Moose

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

I guess a three-way at Bound For Glory for the World title? Shelly vs. Alexander vs. (probably) MooseYuya Uemura

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
"Sharks are stupid!"

"No, we're....no, we're not!"

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Does IMPACT use coward's rules for intergender matches?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Interested in Tommy Wiseau lookin heel Alex Shelly.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

apophenium posted:

Does IMPACT use coward's rules for intergender matches?

Absolutely not.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

J-Ro posted:

Absolutely not.

Hell yeah :sickos:

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The gentle lil kiss instead of the Bad Influence bro grab :kimchi:

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


That O’Connor roll/Northern lights suplex pin was classic wrestling bullshit, I love it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'm not crying, you're crying :cry:

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

I'm not crying, you're crying :cry:

well deserved for Traci!

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Traci looked genuinely surprised, what a wonderful thing to be able to do for hee

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Going after Lio Rush's shoulder, smart man.

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