TNF Week 2 GDT 9/14 Eagles/Vikings: Prime Time Kirk, Hurts to Watch

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Does Kirk ever hoist a Lombardi?
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	ha ha ha ha ha..no
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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Why does the back of Hurts' jersey always look so hosed up?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:14

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# ? May 3, 2024 15:19

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The eagles defeated the refs

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:14

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

Iggles

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:14

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

kicker has failed the unstoppable kirk cousins :sad:

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:14

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

the refs are extremely fair and even handed with the eagles imo

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

surf rock posted:

Why does the back of Hurts' jersey always look so hosed up?

lotta rugby

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:15

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

euphronius posted:

The nba just fired a ref for being biased against the sixers

No

The amount of money in gambling it would be stupid to not assume this is all corrupt

He was clearly in the neutral zone

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:15

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
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booooo

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:15

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

biceps crimes posted:

the refs are extremely fair and even handed with the eagles imo

The Refs only hate the Raiders.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:15

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

CapnAndy posted:

I mean I know onside kicks are nearly impossible

but that was still one of the worst attempts I've seen

I'm about a full play behind and was bracing for bad after seeing this post

I was not braced for bad. That was zero effort. They did not practice this at all. Not one single bit.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

That stupid loving goal line fumble touchback decided the game after all huh

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Nodoze posted:

He was clearly in the neutral zone

The clearly didn�t call a pi

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Nodoze posted:

He was clearly in the neutral zone

You can�t just change outcomes by measuring things, it�s wrong. Immoral. Stop observing.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Boooo, no more chaos.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Looks like I left the game at the wrong time

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Eagles didn't cover the spread.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

eagles have 4 more games to compress their poo poo

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SirPablo posted:

Eagles didn't cover the spread.

losers

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

our garbage time king

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:16

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
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SirPablo posted:

Eagles didn't cover the spread.

There's still time for a pick six

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:17

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Vikings trying to do their part to extend this into one more quarter hour, maybe get one more ad break in.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:17

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

2 penalties against the Vikings

Incredible

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

kick it out of bounds at the 3, please and thank you

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:18

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Intentional safety plz

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:18

Gadzuko: Feb 14, 2005

Sirianni's "why you hasslin me, man" look at the false start lol

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:18

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

Fuk you doin Minnesota

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:18

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

Tayter Swift posted:

Intentional safety plz

inshallah

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:18

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

I tuned out after the first quarter of clown ball but I see my boy Kirk has 4 TDs. Is he getting blamed for this one?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:19

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1702456576127164852

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:19

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Again, that went well

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:19

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

lmfao why did you not fair loving catch it.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:19

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Vox Nihili posted:

That stupid loving goal line fumble touchback decided the game after all huh

But: The refs HATE the Eagles!

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:19

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Penalty on the eagles incoming

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:19

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Time for another Justin Jefferson Minnesota Miracle?

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bean mom posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1702456576127164852

...seems legit

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

WHY ARE YOU CALLING A TIMEOUT. Oh my god just let this game end.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lol at Al Michaels say sing this is ridiculous

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Android Apocalypse posted:

Time for another Justin Jefferson Minnesota Miracle?

The Philadelphia stadium is due for a miracle

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20

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# ? May 3, 2024 15:19

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

eagles

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20

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