TNF Week 2 GDT 9/14 Eagles/Vikings: Prime Time Kirk, Hurts to Watch

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Does Kirk ever hoist a Lombardi?
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
	deep breath Ha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha ha ha haaaaa
	ha ha ha ha ha..no
	Hell no
	Yes (i'm not serious)
	Maybe
	Yes (i'm serious, please call a doctor)

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

lol rodgers won't even wear a mask properly when his own leg falls off

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:02

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# ? May 17, 2024 22:49

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

gently caress Aaron Rodgers

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:02

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

they're just so loving beastly when they stick with the run

it's been this way for two years and i swear they'd make the league look loving silly if they adhered to it

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:02

Argus Zant: Nov 18, 2012; Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

lol whenever you remember that New York's first possession lasted longer than Aaron Rodgers' entire season

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:02

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

euphronius posted:

Really a testament to how good they are

Most teams could not have overcome the refs tonight

Good point

don't know how you crawled back into the lead, it's inspiring

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

it sure is great information how the ultra-wealthy can call up any doctor on demand and have elective surgery the next day

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:03

JAMOOOL: Oct 18, 2004; I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!

uh why didn't the Eagles go for 2 there

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:03

trilljester: Dec 7, 2004; The People's Tight End.

Time for Kirk Cousins to throw a timely pick.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:03

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

jefferson god mode if we don't turn the ball over four times a game

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

gently caress Aaron Rodgers

Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress him.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/corysnearowski/status/1702516726787698694

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Big time underdog win by the eagles

Good all has to get these refs under control

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

JAMOOOL posted:

uh why didn't the Eagles go for 2 there

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

2nd penalty against the Vikings !!!

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Oh my god, if that Eagles back had been aware that ball bounced in the air. :lol:

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:04

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I too love 1st & 20 screen passes.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:05

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

euphronius posted:

2nd penalty against the Vikings !!!

refs securing the eagles win, can't just let ball be ball

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:05

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

*banging table* pick six Pick Six PICK SIX

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:06

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

GO 4 IT

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:07

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

eagles are gassed

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

that was some haircut

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:07

Mister Perky: Aug 2, 2010

Argus Zant posted:

lol whenever you remember that New York's first possession lasted longer than Aaron Rodgers' entire season

Since the NFL is apparently competing against itself by selling the Thursday Night broadcast rights to Amazon, NFL Network reran Monday's game as counter-programming and I was morbid enough to time it:

Ten minutes of real time (into a 3.5 hour broadcast) from when Rodgers ran out waving the American flag like Hacksaw Jim Duggan to when he was sitting on the turf. After playing one minute of football from when Buffalo punted (12:30) to the sack that injured him (11:30)

The blink of an eye.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:07

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i hate the eagles and the people of philadelphia so much

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:07

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

<Berman voice> Tick tick tick tick tick

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:07

Upside Potential: Jun 14, 2006; If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.

Clownball gods may be angry that the eagles didn't go for 2

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

bean mom posted:

i hate the eagles and the people of philadelphia so much

Wow you are the referee tonight

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

are the Vikings actively trying to avoid getting out of bounds and stopping the clock or are they just big idiots

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

bean mom posted:

i hate the eagles and the people of philadelphia so much

well we like you

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

come on offensive holding

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

lol

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:08

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

The Vikings have zero urgency in their playcalling and the Eagles have zero urgency in their defense. This is very stupid.

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Acebuckeye13 posted:

are the Vikings ~~actively trying to avoid getting out of bounds and stopping the clock or are they~~ just big idiots

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

OOOF

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

lol

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Toaster Beef posted:

well we like you

okay i take it back

<3

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

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pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

how you gonna line up offsides coming out of a time out

cmon man

# ? Sep 15, 2023 04:09

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