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Alright guys, time for a refresh of the old classics. We're going next gen in this thread, 2.0, Mark III, complete overhaul. Bust out your kooky monster ideas here and maybe we can re-cast the show. I'll start. Salad Monster - Yeah so Cookie Monster's protege has mellowed out, and he's a Neo-tribal vegetarian who promotes good health and prosperity. Dreadlocked lime green fur, California surfer accent, and he absolutely SLAMS salads, like demolishes them. Makes Salad Shooters look like underpowered kids toys. Has a tidy pocket square to wipe dressing from the corners of his mouth, and he absolutely adores croutons and gifts of croutons. Bertha and Elaine are now a lesbian couple who sleep in one big bed etc.. Name your 2.0 monsters itt.
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Oscar the Incel, he just complains all day about how it's big birds fault that he hates birds because big bird won't gently caress him.
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Sep 15, 2023 16:43
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Elmo's uncle Dorpo, who the family hasn't seen since the 2020 election and may have been at the Capitol on January 6th. This will teach kids about their own uncles who may have followed a similar path in life recently. Tikkity Tok, a social media influencer bird whose constant attempts to film the citizens of Sesame Street without their consent usually ends in comedic foibles.
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Sep 15, 2023 17:06
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They're bringing back the long dead Mr. Hooper as an awkward hologram
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Sep 15, 2023 17:34
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Just toss a huggy wuggy or amongus in there and it'll probably have top viewership. E: Also Bert and Ernie except they're more than roommates this time. Huge rainbow flag on the apartment wall.
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Sep 15, 2023 17:44
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Woke Grover
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Sep 15, 2023 17:48
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gonzo but his nose is an actual dick
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Sep 15, 2023 18:05
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Dookie and Nookie Monster One likes poo poo, and one likes Limp Bizkit, but no one can tell them apart.
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Sep 15, 2023 18:09
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Zombie Mister Hooper
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Sep 15, 2023 18:10
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Large Bird
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Sep 15, 2023 18:11
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Nightsoil
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Sep 15, 2023 18:12
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:gonzo but his nose is an actual dick
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Sep 15, 2023 18:14
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Aloysius Hardcocks. Affable guy, oblivious to the name.
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Sep 15, 2023 18:15
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Emo It’s Elmo, but emo.
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Sep 15, 2023 18:19
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More Vampire based characters
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Sep 15, 2023 18:30
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They already renamed Cookie monster into Veggie Monster in an episode and CM was pissed it was going to ruin his rep
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Sep 15, 2023 18:35
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A snuffleupagus with huge balls
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Sep 15, 2023 18:37
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The tech bro puppets that move into sesame street's neighborhood in search of reasonable rent and end up spiking the rent for everyone else.
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Sep 15, 2023 18:47
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Big Turd
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Sep 15, 2023 18:53
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hubba hubba
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Sep 15, 2023 18:53
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Count Brolua. Who helps kids lift.
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Sep 15, 2023 19:03
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redshirt posted:Count Brolua. Who helps kids lift. 1 rep, hahaha, 2 reps! hahaha. Make sure you're slammin that protein on the hour, bros.
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Sep 15, 2023 19:04
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How quickly this has turned into the Farscape thread. 
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Sep 15, 2023 20:12
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neato burrito posted:Zombie Mister Hooper Or reanimated skeleton Mr Hooper.
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Sep 15, 2023 20:13
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Clarence from Wondershowzen but pitch his voice even higher and give him a slingshot to defend himself
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Sep 15, 2023 20:17
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Big Pete and his younger bother Little Pete
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Sep 15, 2023 20:20
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Regular sized bird
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Sep 15, 2023 20:20
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Shimmy Shavile will listen to children's concerns
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Sep 15, 2023 20:21
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a talking storm cloud that represents climate change
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Sep 15, 2023 20:22
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Cokey Monster, he does cocaine.
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Sep 15, 2023 20:23
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Elmo's Blockchain
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Sep 15, 2023 20:24
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Icochet posted:Shimmy Shavile will listen to children's concerns hmmmm
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Sep 15, 2023 20:33
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Count Blockula
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Sep 15, 2023 20:34
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peckerwood, the racist shitbird
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Sep 15, 2023 20:35
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Bill Gates
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Sep 15, 2023 20:36
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A Fancy Hat posted:Tikkity Tok, a social media influencer bird whose constant attempts to film the citizens of Sesame Street without their consent usually ends in comedic foibles. An episode where they have to teach him not to go into Employees Only areas in stores, an episode where they teach him not to prank call emergency services, an episode where he goes to jail after one of his stunts kills Elmo
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Sep 15, 2023 20:52
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an AI chatbot puppet who spends 30 seconds elaborately regurgitating any question it is asked with caveats and disclaimers before attempting an answer
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Sep 15, 2023 20:57
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Bill Gates And the never married friend he often visits for relationship advice, Jeffrey Birdstein.
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Sep 15, 2023 21:01
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A sort of medium-sized bird to replace the big one and save money on bird seed.
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The Garbage Can People
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