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Oh sure, let's keep our ears clean with some weird goo. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, and you can't clean it out even though it makes your ears all itchy. Just loving brilliant. Real genius level stuff.
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I don't want random encounters see yellow ooze coming out of my hear holes. It will be the talk of the village!
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Sep 15, 2023 22:56
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Oh sure, let's keep our ears clean with some weird goo. What could possibly go wrong? hey, you're right! what's the big idea 
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Sep 15, 2023 23:27
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you can actually just replace your ear wax with a nice synthetic engine oil and never worry about it again
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Sep 15, 2023 23:28
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Buce posted:you can actually just replace your ear wax with a nice synthetic engine oil and never worry about it again ...synthetic? ah gently caress
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Sep 15, 2023 23:29
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you don’t get wax unless you live a sinful life
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Sep 15, 2023 23:48
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tastes bad too
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Sep 15, 2023 23:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-0LNM7bsZc
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Sep 15, 2023 23:55
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Tried making candles to help my family budget but they're awful
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Sep 15, 2023 23:56
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maybealabia posted:Tried making candles to help my family budget but they're awful I, too, watched Mythbusters.
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Sep 15, 2023 23:58
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sigher posted:I, too, watched Mythbusters. Did you see Adam Savage's taint and rear end in a top hat that one time
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Sep 16, 2023 00:00
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mik posted:tastes bad too depends on your diet.
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Sep 16, 2023 00:12
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I used to think I had the "dry" earwax type when I was young and then shifted to the "wet" kind as an adult but I'm not quite as sure anymore. Is dry earwax flaky and hard? Because the earwax I used to get was definitely lighter and wasn't real sticky but was still pretty soft. It had the consistency of, like, play-doh but thinner. Nowadays I get the darker sticky kind, way grosser.
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Sep 16, 2023 00:17
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flubber nuts posted:depends on your diet. I hear if you eat a bunch of pineapples beforehand it tastes kind of sweet
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Sep 16, 2023 00:50
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Once, years ago at work, it suddenly felt like something was crawling around in my ear. It triggered my gag reflex, and suddenly a popcorn-kernel sized ball of hard earwax popped out of my ear. It was pretty hosed up, op. Never had any earwax problems or related hearing loss before or since, so I don't know what the gently caress happened.
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Sep 16, 2023 01:03
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I actually just got some debrox and one of those ear irrigation things cause the doctor told me my left ear is blocked up
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Sep 16, 2023 01:09
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Oh sure, let's keep our ears clean with some weird goo. What could possibly go wrong? Just use a candle, idiot!
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Sep 16, 2023 01:12
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it’s very satisfying to scoop it out with the round end of a bobby pin, op
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Sep 16, 2023 01:35
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moar liek wallhax. hallwack.
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Sep 16, 2023 01:41
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git apologist posted:it’s very satisfying to scoop it out with the round end of a bobby pin, op I have used a pin before, but that bobby pin must feel great
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Sep 16, 2023 01:46
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Every 2 years or so I get my ears blasted with water to clean them out. It's an intensely satisfying feeling.
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Sep 16, 2023 02:01
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bossy lady posted:Every 2 years or so I get my ears blasted with water to clean them out. It's an intensely satisfying feeling. How much did they charge you? I got a pressure washer and need money
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Sep 16, 2023 02:03
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Q-tip and... Actually, this thread feels like a trap for non hypochondriac non Americans.
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Sep 16, 2023 02:08
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mik posted:tastes bad too Our former Prime Minister should know.  Kevin Rudd eating ear wax during Question Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8
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Sep 16, 2023 02:08
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Bad Purchase posted:you don’t get wax unless you live a sinful life stop masturbating or keep having fountains of earwax 
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Sep 16, 2023 02:10
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bossy lady posted:Every 2 years or so I get my ears blasted with water to clean them out. It's an intensely satisfying feeling. I have to do this and it is the most bizarre feeling, like someone is tickling the inside of your skull. The ENT doc uses a tiny vacuum. I get super hearing for a while afterwards until the brain adjusts.
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Sep 16, 2023 02:17
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I used to think I had the "dry" earwax type when I was young and then shifted to the "wet" kind as an adult but I'm not quite as sure anymore. It's the same stuff but it's aged Joking aside, it's probably based on how much oil your skin is secreting just generally, which can be influenced by local climate esp. humidity, and also your personal hydration, etc.
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Sep 16, 2023 03:27
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bossy lady posted:Every 2 years or so I get my ears blasted with water to clean them out. It's an intensely satisfying feeling. Does anyone know how to get this done in the UK,,,
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Sep 16, 2023 03:28
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alexandriao posted:Does anyone know how to get this done in the UK,,, https://www.specsavers.co.uk/earwax/ear-cleaning
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Sep 16, 2023 03:30
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It's actually a pretty fun Jackbox game OP.
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Sep 16, 2023 03:31
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bossy lady posted:Every 2 years or so I get my ears blasted with water to clean them out. It's an intensely satisfying feeling. Yeah I had to go to the doctor for this a few years ago because one of my ears got kinda clogged up. It's pretty nice and now I kinda want them to do it every time.
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Sep 16, 2023 03:35
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alexandriao posted:Does anyone know how to get this done in the UK,,, Mumpy Puffinz posted:How much did they charge you? I got a pressure washer and need money you two should get together
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Sep 16, 2023 03:46
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we’re meant to harvest the wax to craft our daily candle, allowing toil for the lord’s glory to continue past the gloaming hour god hath bestowed us this most holy gift of the the grindset, yet many squander it, “work life balance” tis the devil’s whisper and god’s gift sours and congeals within the canals of any who would listen, until so thick His holy voice no longer penetrates
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Sep 16, 2023 03:54
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My earwax is flakey all of sudden. Am I dying?
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Sep 16, 2023 03:57
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One time in college ear wax had completely blocked up my right ear canal and instead of doing anything about it I just let myself be deaf in one ear for the whole summer
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Sep 16, 2023 04:48
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bossy lady posted:Every 2 years or so I get my ears blasted with water to clean them out. It's an intensely satisfying feeling. Yes yes yes. It's like a spa day
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Sep 16, 2023 04:50
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Epic Mount posted:My earwax is flakey all of sudden. Am I dying? Yes. I will tell your wife you love her
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Sep 16, 2023 04:55
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get an ear syringe. they spray water sideways so it doesn't blast you right in the ear drum. my doc recommended to use after those ear-dissolving drops.
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Sep 16, 2023 04:55
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I don't want my ear dissolved e: once when I was younger a doctor vacuumed out all my earwax and it was incredible. what might he have used? can I buy one?
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Winkle-Daddy posted:I don't want my ear dissolved that seems like the kind of thing they wouldn't let a civilian get their hands on, but idk
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