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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
on twitter i responded to some anti refugee bullshit and now my feed is full of people saying they should machine gun the boats as they approach the shore

on facebook i responded to someone and explained the difference between sex and gender now my feed is full of the weird looking terf guy

earlier i googled the depth of a local lake and ended up with some weird ad filled article that took a bunch of clicks and also a refresh or two to read and it was some strange AI generated thing or maybe a conglomeration of articles put together for SEO purposes where the same poo poo was repeated and over again without going into details about the depth

and youtube shorts have my interests nailed and i can watch them for an hour without even realizing it!!

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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
and now i post a thread and go three minutes with no replies!! this is so hosed up!!!!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Try logging off social media and deleting your accounts.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
oh good that way i can only get pissed off at google searches great strategy

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Stop using google. Go outside.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
yeah go outside and find a lake then try to find the depth of it and get pissed off!!!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

have you tried simply not being mad all the time

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
this is going to sound novel, but have you tried making your family, friends, and loved ones as miserable as you are?

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
who are the loved ones outside of family and friends

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
The people that tolerate this mind numbing nonsense.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
im pretty sure you should be mad at people advocating murder of refugees op

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

im pretty sure you should be mad at people advocating murder of refugees op

i'm

also really pissed at algorithms that send people down that rabbit hole

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I've been too afraid to use the internet ever since I saw that film The Net because I was afraid it would be too boring

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
that's weird because i started using the internet in the hope of meeting sandra bullock

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
turn your monitor on op

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Dennis Miller? Ew.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Hammerite posted:

turn your monitor on op

alternatively, since you are a horse after all, just turn around and give it a good kick and all your problems will be solved

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Spend your Internet time better OP. Look at cat videos and boobies and / or dick vids.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm mad about postin

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

MrQwerty posted:

have you tried simply not being mad all the time

But doctor, I am insane!

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
gently caress

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
you should read and post in the trumplol thread op that will soothe your nerves guaranteed

Reoxygenation
Dec 8, 2010

if wishes were fishes fuck you this is my pie
i don't have the solutions to your problems but for the last one there's scripts out there you can plug in adblockers to block youtube shorts, the quality of my life has improved drastically

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Nothing matters op hope that solves your problems

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i like to sit in my front yard and get pissed off at the birds and squirrels instead. stop stealing my seeds fuckers!!! i saw which tree you went into bitch i can wait all loving week!!!!!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Do you have street fighter 6? Wait. MK {1}!?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I recommend booze and/or drugs op

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I recommend booze and/or drugs op

Yes, these are great for getting angry.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Smoke a big ol Blunt.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
dude why are you looking at twitter if u have an aversion to being pissed off. you don't have to look at twitter elton john

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

AI SEO articles that clog up search results are probably the worst thing to ever happen to humanity

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

have you tried being not mad ati (at the internet) or oti (on the internet)

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

if you google *lake name* bathymetric map it's pretty likely you'll get a depth map from a local university or the government

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Southern Cassowary posted:

if you google *lake name* bathymetric map it's pretty likely you'll get a depth map from a local university or the government

what kind of sick and twisted poo poo is this? perverts shouldnt be allowed on the world wide web!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My overall happiness went up like 300% when I deleted Twitter op. Highly recommended op.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
have you seen pornography yet? it's all right

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
well not all of it I should probably clarify

freak

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Private Cumshoe posted:

have you seen pornography yet? it's all right

Mix and match porn and drugs until you’re happy.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Forums Cancer metastasized and now the whole internet is doomed.

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MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
And stay off Next Door. It’s like Facebook populated exclusively by people that go to the movies and ask questions the whole way through the film.

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