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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Casty's dong used for good tonight :unsmith:
https://twitter.com/JClarkNBCS/status/1703932798531207623?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


drat the braves might never win again

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Home plate umpire giving Wheeler everything

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
This zone feels small but man, you can tell John Means is still rusty. He's been missing a lot just inside and is already at almost 60 pitches in the 3rd.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

That Kyle HR was loving badass

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

That Kyle HR was loving badass

I'm behind, dangit

But glad to know what I'm about to see

e: oh you must have meant the first inning

gently caress

Can't believe they sent Yordan on such a shallow fly

e2: oh first inning wasn't a hr. what are you talking about? lol

just got home a little while ago so it was already 1-1

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
GODDAMMIT YORDAN

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Ced just saved a run, you love to see it

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

I'm behind, dangit

But glad to know what I'm about to see

e: oh you must have meant the first inning

gently caress

Can't believe they sent Yordan on such a shallow fly

e2: oh first inning wasn't a hr. what are you talking about? lol

just got home a little while ago so it was already 1-1

Different Kyle, not King Tuck

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Artix posted:

Ced just saved a run, you love to see it

:wrong:

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Bah. Not good enough. The one run regained in the ninth was a good sign, but far too little given how deep the hole'd gotten at that point.

Hopefully it'll be a one-off. On to tomorrow!

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


go os, go bosox, and most importantly goms

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Comcast gonna fire Kruk for deleting Peacock from his phone

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Comcast gonna fire Kruk for deleting Peacock from his phone

Yeah lol I was thinking that

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Do not even ask posted:

go os, go bosox, and most importantly goms Stros

:hmmyes:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
astros offense has returned to being deceased

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Since we're batting automatic out Martin Maldonado he better be telling Verlander "stop grooving pitches to Rutschman and Henderson, idiot" to earn that paycheck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol of course

total bullshit babip crap

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Ryan O'Hearn! Golfed that ball right in the outfield.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
welp

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Also like, the O's have won 5 of 6 in the last two years here in Houston, it wouldn't exactly be a surprise if they won here.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
that's game

gotta hope and pray the A's continue playing spoiler

e: That's where you wish Abreu had gotten the out at second instead of trying for a hopeless double play by stepping on first and then looking at second

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


bosox, i love your slapstick fielding technique, but i'd love for you guys to not pulling that shtick out during your rangers series

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Okay John let's not do that one again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Don't sweat it, the Astros aren't going to score again

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

now i'm wondering why the orioles just didn't play like this for a week

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
If we had an answer to that I would be getting paid a lot more by the Orioles front office.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

astros offense has returned to being deceased

It's a Verlander game, the lack of run support shouldn't surprise you

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


bases loaded in oakland

GOMS GOMS GOMS

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Do not even ask posted:

bases loaded in oakland

GOMS GOMS GOMS

lol so wrong

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


drat, couldn't cash them in

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
I don't know how I feel about bringing the Shintaro Fujinami experience to Houston, but he's been really good the last couple weeks. This could be a wild half inning :shepface:

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
:shepface:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I am utterly baffled the Astros managed to tie it

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I mean, a lot of help from the pitcher on that 2nd run but still. Good job climbing back in.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


lmao rangers bullpen strikes again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Runner on first and Maldy swinging away, GIDP incoming

e: striking out is one of the better possible things he could have done

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Once again Dusty fails to replace Maldy with Yainer in a key situation :suicide:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
honestly youre just not a serious manager of a baseball team if you have Brantley and Diaz available there and let Maldonado hit

Dusty needs to be forcibly retired no matter what happens this year

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

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