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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
ALTUVE

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
TUVE

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Thank god for Altuve

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

How is this possible...

https://x.com/Evan_P_Grant/status/1703954743255810363?s=20

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

CRAWFORD

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Well I guess after the degree of utter horseshit that we employed against Tampa yesterday, this was inevitable.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I can't help but wonder how many more runs we could have scored if Dusty had replaced Maldonado

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Incorrect

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
dusty immediately sticks montero in

he's sabotaging the team on purpose

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

dusty immediately sticks montero in

he's sabotaging the team on purpose

welp

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Imagine pitching to Adley and Gunnar, who would make that mistake?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Goddammit Montero

gently caress you, Dusty

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Intruder posted:

dusty immediately sticks montero in

he's sabotaging the team on purpose

To be fair Montero has genuinely been decent since the end of July

as I post this he of course immediately gives it up

STOP PITCHING MEATBALLS TO THOSE TWO YOU loving MORONS

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

fast cars loose anus posted:

To be fair Montero has genuinely been decent since the end of July

as I post this he of course immediately gives it up

STOP PITCHING MEATBALLS TO THOSE TWO YOU loving MORONS

I don't care if he's been decent you have multiple better options

e: haha we're going to give up the lead wihtout getting an out

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Oh for gently caress's sake

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Also maybe catching genius Martin Maldonado should inform his battery mates to stop throwing things in the strike zone on 0-2 that would also be good

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I think you're right, this does feel like Dusty is purposely sabotaging the team. Just horrific decision making in game after game

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'd support firing Dusty as soon as this game ends

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Look if you want to play the game if "which bullpen can blow this game faster" I'm game but unfortunately we already played our best card in Fuji.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
e: oh nvm looked at his stats and you meant the opposite

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Put Neris in ASAP

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Miracle if Montero gets out of this

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

I'd support firing Dusty as soon as this game ends

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
it's funny how we begged montero to throw strikes when he was going down to 3-0 to everyone so now he throws them when he's up 0-2

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
CED!!!!!

E: what the gently caress was that send of O'Hearn, there's aggressive and then there's out by 20 feet

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
gently caress you forever montero

ok NOW that's game

e: oh wow can't believe they threw him out at home

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
You still blew it Montero

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Goddammit, gently caress Montero and gently caress Dusty

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Rafael Montero is dogshit garbage

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

fast cars loose anus posted:

You still blew it Montero

Everyone knew this was coming except for Dusty

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


montero all about the GOMS

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I was going to ask why Jim Crane doesnt get infuriated and demand Dusty stop playing Montero and Maldonado and then I remembered one of those contracts was a Jim Crane GM Special

And since Abreu was the other well

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
We'd have more runs if Dusty had put in Yainer for Maldonado and the Orioles would have fewer runs if he had put in Neris instead of Montero

Just the absolute worst managing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Everyone knew this was coming except for Dusty

Dusty: We have to use Montero SOMETIME

Also Dusty: Doesn't use Montero in blowout win against Royals, instead uses him in tight game against the AL's best team

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

At least it's tied and we used Gascan Montero already

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Do not even ask posted:

montero all about the GOMS

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
ABREU

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!

Artix posted:

Look if you want to play the game if "which bullpen can blow this game faster" I'm game but unfortunately we already played our best card in Fuji.

I did not expect Danny Coulombe to be a surprise entrant in the game but here we are!

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
AHA the trick was to insult Jose Abreu youre welcome

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Please please get hot right now Abreu

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