PYF Schadenfreude: Um, no, dummy, why would a cat go TO a shelter?

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0wsj9jT.mp4

🎶 Some people call me kipper dick but I never really found out why 🎶

The General posted:

Air fryers are huge in the UK right now. There's a continuing TV series of air fryer specials because they draw the numbers.

My sister won one in an office pool last year and they are pretty cool, they can do stuff conventional ovens struggle with like re-crisping fries after they've been refrigerated.

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:00

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RFosz9j.mp4

Move over stancing, there's a new car modding scene in town

# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:35

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Takes No Damage posted:

🎶 Some people call me kipper dick but I never really found out why 🎶

My sister won one in an office pool last year and they are pretty cool, they can do stuff conventional ovens struggle with like re-crisping fries after they've been refrigerated.

This really calls into question why you have leftover fries to begin with though :btroll:

# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:38

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

wouldn't it be re-chipping crisps?

# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:22

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Inceltown posted:

This really calls into question why you have leftover fries to begin with though

Because my mom wants me to take all her leftover fries but I'm too full from eating all my fries and I don't want anything to get thrown away :sigh:

# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:28

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Just order less fries and share?

# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:31

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

Air Skwirl posted:

Just order less fries and share?

what are you, some kind of commie??

# ? Apr 28, 2024 05:52

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Bald Stalin posted:

what are you, some kind of commie??

, tell me you're not American without saying you're not American :patriot:

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Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RFosz9j.mp4

I didn't know Cyriak designed cars.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 06:15

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Air Skwirl posted:

Just order less fries and share?

We try!
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/what-is-a-standard-serve-of-minimum-chips-one-man-is-trying-to-find-out-20191202-p53g3y.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimum_Chips
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_745736/matilda-bay-minimum-chips-golden-lager-345ml

# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:11

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

Half minimum chips isn't half, either.

I salute the autistic chip man

# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:36

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^
Minimum Chips is the minimum, you can't say it's just half :mad:

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:40

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:54

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Tiggum posted:

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:06

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Tiggum posted:

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

Bald Stalin posted:

I salute the autistic chip man

# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:26

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Tiggum posted:

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

They used to be a proper country.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:33

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

When they decimized their currency, they never told the chip shops

# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:37

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Takes No Damage posted:

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

!

Kayaker pwned!

# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:39

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Hippocrass posted:

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

This is a Five Guys. You're getting the whole bag whether you want it or not.

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Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

Tiggum posted:

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

Takes No Damage posted:

^^^
Minimum Chips is the minimum, you can't say it's just half

Nah, fish and chip shops now sell "half minimum chips" which costs less than advertised minimum chips.

Bald Stalin has a new favorite as of 09:36 on Apr 28, 2024

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ScreenDoorThrillr: Jun 23, 2023

Tiggum posted:

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

Mate just order a scoop or a half scoop if you're feeling healthy

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

carbs are haram

# ? Apr 28, 2024 09:38

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

Bald Stalin posted:

Nah, fish and chip shops now sell "half minimum chips" which costs less than advertised minimum chips.

No!

# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:13

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Hippocrass posted:

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

TBF fish and chips sounds like the one consistently good tasting meal you can order anywhere in England so I'm OK with there being a bunch of extra rules around it.

Bald Stalin posted:

Nah, fish and chip shops now sell "half minimum chips" which costs less than advertised minimum chips.

Platystemon posted:

They used to be a proper country.

# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:45

darkwasthenight: Jan 7, 2011; GENE TRAITOR

I don't know what the Australians are doing, but minimum chips has never ever been uttered in a UK chip shop.

You can specify the size of fish, but there is only one portion size for chips and it varies between "way too many" and "totally unreasonable" depending on how crap the chips are.

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:00

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Tiggum posted:

At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra.

Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.

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