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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Crab Dad posted:

They loving suck and I would totally fight those crabs to eat them.

I guess you would know.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://v.redd.it/cb2oujbpmkmb1/DASH_1080.mp4

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
Moose don't gently caress around.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

freeedr posted:

I am going to gently caress you up.

Are you a crab or a capybara? We need to keep the list up to date.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Hippocrass posted:

Moose don't gently caress around.

Legit one of the most dangerous animals in North America. People don't realize how big they are; a territorial male can squash a human with 0 effort.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Takes No Damage posted:

Legit one of the most dangerous animals in North America. People don't realize how big they are; a territorial male can squash a human with 0 effort.

I can't really get my head around this. How many geese would be the danger equivalent of a single moose?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

PurpleXVI posted:

I can't really get my head around this. How many geese would be the danger equivalent of a single moose?

100 geese. Moose are weird, though. Their evolved strategy is to be Wicked Fucken Huge, so big that their normal predators can't easily take them down. So if you encounter one, it is as likely to charge you as to run away, or just stand there. Of course this varies especially if it's a male and doubly so during rutting season. But they're often deceptively docile. Never trust a moose. :ninja:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
A Møøse once bit my sister...

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
do giraffe have hosed up legs like a horse or regular legs?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Takes No Damage posted:

Legit one of the most dangerous animals in North America. People don't realize how big they are; a territorial male can squash a human with 0 effort.

evocative

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Non Compos Mentis posted:

do giraffe have hosed up legs like a horse or regular legs?

What does this even mean?

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.

Mushika posted:

What does this even mean?

someones never looked at horse legs

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

tehinternet posted:

someones never looked at horse legs

No, I get it, but what the hell are "regular legs"?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Mushika posted:

No, I get it, but what the hell are "regular legs"?

Turn off your monitor; you may also need to angle it downwards

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Evilreaver posted:

Turn off your monitor; you may also need to angle it downwards

So, plantigrade? Look, it was an honest question.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

tehinternet posted:

someones never looked at horse legs

Wouldn't you be able to figure it out by looking at giraffe legs then

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Mushika posted:

So, plantigrade? Look, it was an honest question.

definitely not

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


PurpleXVI posted:

I can't really get my head around this. How many geese would be the danger equivalent of a single moose?

Zero geese, cause geese can't kill you. They can just annoy you.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
How come is the new thread is in PYF instead of GBS?

https://i.imgur.com/qKuSp14.mp4

caspergers has a new favorite as of 16:04 on Sep 24, 2023

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

caspergers posted:

How come is the new thread is in PYF instead of GBS?



Kickbacks and bribery.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

caspergers posted:

How come is the new thread is in PYF instead of GBS?

https://i.imgur.com/qKuSp14.mp4

Its tradition, the Scootenfroot thread is always started in PYF then moved to GBS after about the 15th acrimonious derail, so expect it back in GBS in couple of weeks.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

killer crane posted:

Most undermount sinks are held on by silicone, little metal tabs, and the drain pipe. They sacrifice how much weight they can bear, and ease of cleaning for the aesthetic.

Also that goober was using that plunger like a goober.

The little metal tabs are screwed into the bottom of the counter, which is usually some cheap rear end pressboard with a laminated top. If the pressboard gets wet, say from a nearby sink, then it'll rot and fall apart.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

SiKboy posted:

Its tradition, the Scootenfroot thread is always started in PYF then moved to GBS after about the 15th acrimonious derail, so expect it back in GBS in couple of weeks.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Hippocrass posted:

Moose don't gently caress around.

Moose like to gently caress around in water and eat grass there like nothing can touch them. Orcas love big dumb mammals who like to gently caress around. Somewhere there is a bull moose who got flipped by pod leader and found out.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Moose like to gently caress around in water and eat grass there like nothing can touch them. Orcas love big dumb mammals who like to gently caress around. Somewhere there is a bull moose who got flipped by pod leader and found out.

I never followed any of the Animal Fight threads but I feel like this combo must have come up before.

vvv
Episode 1 :getin:

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 20:25 on Sep 24, 2023

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Takes No Damage posted:

I never followed any of the Animal Fight threads but I feel like this combo must have come up before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkii8NNQ8-o

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1hdtouRIL1r0uzl6.mp4

sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1hd7grb2x1r0uzl6.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Azhais posted:

Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that

white girls are everywhere and not particularly worth much

white guys like myself are obviously even more worthless

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/GMAKstb.mp4

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

She's going home!

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

Hippocrass posted:

She's going home!

It takes a lot of time and training to be able to do that

https://i.imgur.com/TX7Yymm.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Mushika posted:

What does this even mean?

according to the internet, horses legs are actually specialised fingers not actual legs

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The internet also insists budweiser is beer and not sterilized piss-water, so it's not always accurate.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
If it's sterilised how does it ferment?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Somewhere I have a well-reviewed British book about beer (Michael Jackson, I think), and the only thing I remember about it is that Budweiser got an ok-to-good rating as an example of Pilsner. Maybe just the export? I think the real lesson here is the Pilsner is just a lovely beer varietal.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Azhais posted:

Man, that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that

So that's what they mean by "white trash".

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Dude deserved that for letting someone saber that bottle in a small room full of people and breakable stuff.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Malachite_Dragon posted:

The internet also insists budweiser is beer and not sterilized piss-water, so it's not always accurate.

It is beer. All beer tastes like piss water.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Subjunctive posted:

Somewhere I have a well-reviewed British book about beer (Michael Jackson, I think), and the only thing I remember about it is that Budweiser got an ok-to-good rating as an example of Pilsner. Maybe just the export? I think the real lesson here is the Pilsner is just a lovely beer varietal.

Sure it wasn't Miller Lite, the pilsner?

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