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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

BiggerBoat posted:

ruined 2 screen doors just like that one. One was a friend's dog that just plowed right through it trying to run outside and one was me just casually walking out.

Alcohol was not a factor in either case. And I no longer have that type of screen door

Tangential but fun story: I hosted a big house party a year or two after highschool, at my folks' place. I was uh, indisposed upstairs, when I heard the sound of glass breaking and the collective "OOOOOOHHH" of dozens of people.

A friend had apparently put his hand through the glass door, thinking it was open. Another buddy watched him grab his shoes immediately and said "hey man, you should stick around and at least explain that it was an accident." He turned around and buddy was running down the street, his shoes still in hand.

I came downstairs and honestly kind of freaked out. Thought my Mom was going to kill me, yelled at everyone to leave. My best buddy in the whole world stood there and said "OK dude, it's all right, you're not wrong to be upset. But nobody got hurt, it's gonna be OK, and I just want you to realize something: Your shirt's on inside-out."

We had a laugh and the party continued.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Inspector Gesicht posted:

It's difficult to tell if the courtroom artist either hated him, flattered him, or had a cramp in his hand.



Well if you compare it to this earlier courtroom artist's depiction .....



I think he must have run over their dog sometime after that earlier piece???

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well if you compare it to this earlier courtroom artist's depiction .....



I think he must have run over their dog sometime after that earlier piece???

This is a fake.

road potato
Dec 19, 2005


The added bit that I'm imagining for this - since we're currently in the holy month Ramadan, that's probably a big family Iftar meal - they've been fasting all day, just did the prayer at sundown and are about to have the first food/drink in like 12 hours... and then no. Big plate of biryani on the rug and floor.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Mr. Nice! posted:

This is a fake.

This is fake, too.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I loving love biryani.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

road potato posted:

The added bit that I'm imagining for this - since we're currently in the holy month Ramadan, that's probably a big family Iftar meal - they've been fasting all day, just did the prayer at sundown and are about to have the first food/drink in like 12 hours... and then no. Big plate of biryani on the rug and floor.
It's mostly on the rug, 5 second rule!

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Karate Bastard posted:

poo poo I got bit kyrpä ja hirvinvittu.

When you're right, you're right.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is a fake.

just looks like Jason Ralph

edit: that can't be a real name

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sb1av2iQHC1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sb2vueHvvo1s1ddrj.mp4

a good prank
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s7600yTcXK1yzbs45.mp4

spechtie has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Mar 30, 2024

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/O5Oqv9c.mp4

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Honestly so wholesome, just dudes being dudes no matter their age.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/dy2x5Do.mp4

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

How much schad can there be in a 2 second clip? Oh, that's a pogo stick, nevermind carry on.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Yorped in the bean-with-bacon megarocket. Can't be too keen on that.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

Yorped in the bean-with-bacon megarocket. Can't be too keen on that.

GoGo Pogo

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
https://i.imgur.com/LG4sYrF.mp4

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

:lol: fantastic

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Couldn't dodge ram :rip:

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

The sheeple are waking up.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

Couldn't dodge ram :rip:

This was.... pedestrian, at best.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/k3psAoc.mp4

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/iBXkiPp.mp4

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:



Wendy I can fly! (x2)

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Huh, hell of a trick vanishing from the side of the clip to erupt out of the window while it's flipping.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008
The only way that could have been better is if he tried to flip it back on to its wheels on his own immediately after getting up.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
wheeeeeee!

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Some animal schad
https://imgur.com/8gIPKso.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
He’s gonna use this to justify further why he doesn’t wear a seatbelt.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Edit: How the gently caress did I get here??

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jQTHHt4USE

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Just horrifying...


https://i.imgur.com/WpV8cIo.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Good grief the way they revel in it

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Karate Bastard posted:

Good grief the way they revel in it

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/8NWAWDd.mp4

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Schad on me for expecting a resolution to these videos instead of TikTok humor.

I know. You know it, too. :colbert:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sam Bankman-Jailed

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is cruel and unusual punishment.

Petition SCOTUS.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003


The Running Man is a classic.

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
How do you get a tattoo on the front of your neck anyway. Wouldn't that damage some pretty important stuff?

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