PYF Schadenfreude: can't arm there, skate

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.io/KMlXYYA.mp4

# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 20:59

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 16:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

CainFortea posted:

Bird's default is poo poo everywhere. For cat's it's a special day.

For you, the day you became a poo poo fountain that left puddles everywhere was a memorable day, but for birds, it was Tuesday. :shrug:

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 19:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Oct 2, 2023 06:09

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

One of the things I love about hippos is that they are 100% vegetarian but still kill and eat enough people to be considered the #1 wildlife killer in nature for Africa.

Just, pure spite. Not doing it cause we taste good or we might be a variant of the usual meal, just loving chowing down on people cause they are pissed.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 13:55

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

drat, hope Russia figured out how to bootleg dawn soap because he's gonna need some, and that trade embargo ain't going away anytime soon.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 22:35

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I don't know what's better, reading this as Mr Satan from DBZ or as Zapp brannigan from Futurama.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 02:51

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Blue Moonlight posted:

This sorry attempt at a celebrity impression is what I hear. This version of the final line is better but I don’t know how to edit it all together on my phone.

That's damned good.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 04:19 on Oct 13, 2023

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 04:59

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Man I bet whoever was tracking that thing got nervous someone jacked their food.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 17:19

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8hLe48w/

Good ol surströmming.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 09:15

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The problem with the prom story wasn't that he embellished it for comedic effect, it's that he lied about the people involved being racist and then identified her on stage and his fans harassed and threatened her in real life.

E: to be fair, the New Yorker article mostly seems to be about him inventing stories where he was the victim of targeted islamophobia (a domestic terrorist sends him suspicious white powder in the mail, an undercover FBI agent trying to trick the kids at his mosque into talking about jihad) but the prom story had real world consequences

It's actually worse than that. From what I understand he invited her to a show, and had her front row, and basically just used it to embarrass her. Dude's a douchebag.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 03:43

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/CWdgSyj.mp4

There's sound.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 15:28

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

PYF Schadenfreude: Playing a game of whackfuck, here.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 21:19

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Well, that wasn't what I expected at all...

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 19:05

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

It's like mall security vs actual police.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 17:51

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8BDYaWA/

This dude just keeps getting roasted in chat, and it's hilarious.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 09:23

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I dunno about Mr beast. It's like he somehow invented or at least capitalized poverty porn to a business. Moreso than suzanne sommers(sp?) did. I mean I'm glad he helps people but doing it for any reason other than helping is just skeevy.

He's done some good stuff, which is nice, but he and my interests exactly never intersect, so I've never even seen a video of his. Just going off what I've read online about him.

If there was a line for the guillotine, he'd be in it, but he'd be back way behind like, congress or wall street.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 06:01

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

That's gotta hurt. Being called dumb as a bag of hammers your whole life and then you find out that the bag of hammers actually made it into space, and unlike you, was useful. drat...

# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 23:45

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/GgYCPFp.mp4

Pure joy in the audio :allears:

# ¿ Nov 12, 2023 08:41

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

From what I can tell there are controls on the arms to let you "fly" but she just has em set to death spiral.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2023 09:55

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I mean, it did leave him clipless...

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 21:54

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ybjJ0hm.mp4

Good thing that's a wetsuit. Christ that's terrifying.

Although I love the shark's expression of "bonjour!"

# ¿ Nov 16, 2023 09:37

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

That base jumper dude needs the audio from looney toons added.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 00:16

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 05:08

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Dude's channeling his inner Donkey Kong.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 07:18

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Pennywise the Frown posted:

lol, the second one he just becomes still and farts.

And grins.

I dunno if that was a strictly just a fart or not but he's having a blast (pardon the pun).

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 00:58

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Or she was hanging around and only the bird could see her :ghost:

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 14:58

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/1sOwu1f.mp4

Needs sound.

mod edit: spoilered for strobe lights

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:15 on Nov 23, 2023

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 15:08

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

After hearing how hard his head hit, I'm not really sure if he's feeling the perter tingles or if he's not feeling anything...

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 18:12

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/Pky17Qj.mp4
:nws:

Nothing horrible or bad but there is some unfortunate issues with pants.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 03:15

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/erR96dB.mp4
_{Not sure if this was posted before from this angle. Dude walked away, just needed a couple stiches}

Incredibly appropriate theme music.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 09:22

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 07:28

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Did they ever find out if his real name is George Santos? I remember hearing something about how he didn't have any big form of id.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 08:21

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/cjr3W6G.mp4

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 03:19

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Guessing since it's a roommate situation it's to make sure no one fucks with his stuff or steals it.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 03:26

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Huh, he shot himself in the left nut, so I guess that makes his right nut the left one now.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 19:47

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

How does it compare to throwing used car batteries in the ocean? Also a fun and legal activity that makes you feel better.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 20:28

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Always wondered how we got the "white people can't eat spicy foods" memes when we have such hot sauces as "Big Dave's Anal Prolapser" or "poo poo when you Sneeze Sauce".

Truly, tis a mystery.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 01:22

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Look, if you want authentic murican, you gotta buy a bottle of Captain rear end in a top hat's Nuclear Grundle Gooch Wing Ointment.

Otherwise a bald eagle cries when you try to enjoy your wings.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 09:32

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 10:25

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 16:39

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/yYnS9D2.mp4

Has sound.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 20:34

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