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Non Compos Mentis posted:i think that bear was wearing a wire You no say?
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 16:09 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:10 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Again, Musk is a forerunner, a visioneer, a ground breaking entrepreneur This reminded me of the best business card I ever seen. It's made of sheet metal. Also enjoy my courduroy pants
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 13:40 |
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Flint_Paper posted:🎵 Really potent urine odours
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 09:29 |
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 23:32 |
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That's not schadenfreude, the slide ended up getting arrested. PYF Schadenfreude: NOTHING is schadenfreude
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 11:16 |
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Food Boner posted:It's a guy looking through a speed gun lol that a speed gun looks like a tacticool pig snout
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2024 11:56 |
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Nenonen posted:Stepbrother what are you brewing???
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 19:44 |
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Capt.Whorebags posted:Oompa loompa, doop-a-dee-dunt Nice attempt, but the correct meter is simply impossible to achieve. You'd need a characteristically scottish monosyllabic word for 'small' and we all know there's no such thing.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 13:45 |
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Mister Speaker posted:I've brought this up in other threads: Forget keying cars or putting a potato in the tailpipe as a means for getting back at some dickhead driver in your neighbourhood. If you really want revenge (or if you're just a menace), get a bunch of anchovy oil into a squeeze bottle, and on a hot summer day, squirt it into the car's AC ducts (the vents at the base of the windshield). Heh, a business partner of mine did this to a guy who kept blocking his warehouse exit with a van. After several polite attempts to get him to stop, he took a bunch of fish guts, left them in the sun in a plastic bag for a couple of weeks and then poured the resulting goop into the air ducts. The van was never seen again.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2024 16:07 |
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Hippocrass posted:Turn on your monitor. If their monitor was turned off how would they see your message? DECADES of goon tradition destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2024 12:34 |
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Every time someone's shoes make a noise I still drop an Again with the squeaky shoes?!
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 08:28 |
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Hopefully schadenfreude
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 16:12 |
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Pretty sure that's a septic tank too, so now they are covered in fecal sludge.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 12:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 09:55 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:10 |
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Why would the poo poo be going on an rear end?
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 14:31 |