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Nailed it. And by it, I mean several holes in the wrong places.
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Tree Bucket posted:I kind of feel compelled to post this message whenever US healthcare comes up, but: I'd like to validate the rage and dread you feel as a result of living in america. Your healthcare system is the worst in the world, and is a literal tool of Satan. Anyone telling you otherwise is a soulless ghoul. The rest of the planet looks on your bizarre vampiric system with mingled pity and dread. It doesn't have to be this way Thanks for rubbing it in on the last day of open enrollment, you jerk!!
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Nov 11, 2023 08:08
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PurpleXVI posted:Actually I've had nightmares about driving cars since I was ten years old. So I figured, "hey, one way to beat this will be to get my driver's license, and then I'll see it's no big deal, and it'll get better." But no, it turned out the terror just passed into the real world and I'm terrified of driving cars there, too. And the nightmares continue. Congrats on turning 16! Do anything fun for your birthday, bud?
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Nov 12, 2023 14:44
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Captain Hygiene posted:I like everybody that just heads back into the portapotty, quietly accepting that it may well be the entirety of their world from now on I would pull out a "So I guess you're all wondering why I wanted to meet with you here. I've just broken the Guinness World Record for the longest turd and need you to verify"
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Nov 29, 2023 04:16
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Dry brining rocks and I won't hear otherwise.
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Dec 1, 2023 17:03
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I think you're just jealous. Also pigeons = doves, and it's revealing how the same bird will get talked about so very differently after a simple rebranding campaign "A white dove symbolizes peace and pacifism A white dove is a pigeon, you muffugas is bigots" Aesop Rock, Pigeonometry
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Dec 3, 2023 14:59
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All these top-tier apes will be gone like tears in the rain. Time to slurp.
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Dec 16, 2023 23:42
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Drive faster, gotta outrun the fire! Stop, drop, and roll away quickly
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Dec 26, 2023 17:01
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Can't park there, mate
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Dec 26, 2023 22:40
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Soul Dentist posted:A frankly insane number of questions itt that are answered in the article Which ones?
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Dec 28, 2023 05:21
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Hoist with his uncharged car
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Dec 29, 2023 00:39
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Soul Dentist posted:Lol remember google glass Rayban has camera glasses, still. A couple of years ago at work, some dude I never spoke with previously came up and started asking me super specific questions about work processes. I answered the best I could, wondering what the hell he was trying to accomplish. Nothing came of it, and the guy never spoke with me again. I hate it!
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Jan 6, 2024 22:56
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limp_cheese posted:I love videos that have the Schadenfreude sound. 
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Biplane posted:Back in my day we couldn't even afford booty. We had to make our own booties out of paper mache and old, deflated volleyballs we would scrounge from the old pond behind the school. And if you wanted to tell someone about it? A telegram to your friend would cost you at least three hogshead. We called nickels hogshead on account of the picture of the hogs head on em. "Give me five hogs for a quarter", you'd say.
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Jan 10, 2024 04:44
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Aren't asses chaps simply pants?
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Jan 12, 2024 14:28
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Philippe posted:I'm five and that is special Philippe, I've been trying to get ahold of Raymond Smuckles. This is Leon Sumbitches, real name Brian Wheat (as I will prove later). My uncle Mengis Adoso, as you have heard, is involved to the ongoing ties between the decommissioned American embassy in Switzerland and my home of Mombasa. At stake, and needing financial asylum, is our family fortune (made largely in oil). If you help me reach Raymond Smuckles, your commission will be 2% of held funds. We need your contact by no later than this evening. To call this a small matter would be rediculous. Philippe, please have Raymond contact me ASAP! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!! E:attachment [[BRIAN.WHEAT.PROOF.EXE]]
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Jan 27, 2024 16:05
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bad_fmr posted:Quiet, calm, sincere Fitter, happier, more productive
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Feb 6, 2024 16:20
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https://youtu.be/jMzbkqg6IJA?si=2EnAvhYS-UMAbe_x Bad Luck Banging, or Loony Porn is the best movie about a teacher getting fired for having a sex tape online and I won't hear otherwise.
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Aramoro posted:Did you miss hear them when they said Italians? Not Italians from wish.com that you have in the US. Mom: we have Italians at home (the Italians at home): 
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Feb 15, 2024 14:31
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Did the mouse jump directly into Maggie's mouth?!
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Mar 26, 2024 12:48
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Why the gently caress are there so many weird-german (IDK, is it Finnish?) speakers on my forums?
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Mar 27, 2024 23:32
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Mr. Nice! posted:This is a fake. This is fake, too.
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Mar 29, 2024 13:42
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What the gently caress did I just see?
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Apr 2, 2024 04:12
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Oh now I get why golf shoes exist. She should be in the training video
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Apr 10, 2024 00:35
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Ya, it reminds me of how my mom slipped her disc riding in a motorboat through choppy waters. No thanks.
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Apr 11, 2024 03:38
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You can change all that. Buy monkey, Train them as a ball assassin Record the aftermath 
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Apr 14, 2024 15:49
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bad_fmr posted:I was expecting a certain soundtrack The Wilhelm Scream?
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Apr 14, 2024 23:52
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caspergers posted:Stolen from the gif thread 
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Apr 18, 2024 18:10
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Failure: I'm doing an online quilt block swap (make 15 squares, send out 14, get 14 back) and I put my address in wrong, so all my blocks got sent to someone else. 😂🤣😂🤣
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Apr 20, 2024 02:44
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Shageletic posted:the smallest package Turn on your monitor
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cult_hero posted:I'm guessing Elon believes that stainless steel also means non-stick. You have to season it to get the nonstick properties.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Hey you, get horsed! Someone do the needful and add the drum break from In The Air Tonight
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Apr 27, 2024 00:17
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Mike Ehrmantraut at his new job
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That kid hosed up, big-time
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