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The internet also insists budweiser is beer and not sterilized piss-water, so it's not always accurate.
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PYF Schadenfreude: put the bacon in my butt until I die
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If you are going around starting poo poo with people in such a way that they think you are attacking them you do not get to complain when they make you stop attacking them. "I was only swinging hammers at them as a prank!" I weep as the ambulance gurney wheels me away. "I never meant for them to fight back- er, take it so seriously!" Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Oct 1, 2023 |
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Hyperlynx posted:I think that about covers it, right? Nobody legitimately thinks he shoulda died, we're all just unsympathetic to him being shot, right?
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No. E: Y'know what, let's compromise. The cats will be farted in the general direction of, and don Jaime gets two and a half billion birds' worth of birdshit on their primary method of conveyance. Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 03:34 on Oct 10, 2023 |
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anatomi posted:Is the Schadenfreude that the new boss is exactly the same kind of dipshit as the ousted one? Oh no, friend, Riccitiello is on a whole other wavelength of Dumbass that few can, or would want to, hope to match. He's the idiot hellfucker responsible who wanted EA to charge players a dollar a reload in their shooty games, and had a direct or indirect hand in all of their most god-awfully monetized games. Riccitiello *is* the dirt beneath the bottom of the barrel, the only way the next guy could do worse is to come up and say word for word "Y'all can eat poo poo, pay us anyway".
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Oct 10, 2023 09:00
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DTaeKim posted:I'm sorry, that actually owns.
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Oct 10, 2023 15:48
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Canuckistan posted:PYF Schadenfreude: I will live forever and never know envy.
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Oct 11, 2023 00:52
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Platystemon posted:Eggbeater pedals are these things. They have like zero platform to get purchase and push on with normal shoes, let along barefoot. You need stiff‐soled shoes that snap into them, which also wouldn’t have been cheap to replace. Why the hell would you use them? Everything you've explained about them makes them sound like a strict downgrade from normal bike pedals in every aspect.
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Tree Bucket posted:Ok. So greater efficiency, at the cost of an increased likelihood of buffoonery and/or clownitude. Objections withdrawn. Please proceed with your tiny footpedals.
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I would not drive 3 hours to work. I would not bike 3 hours to work either. Both of those sound like incredibly poo poo options, in fact. E: I think I would tell this hypothetical employer to suck my dick from the back, even. Maybe even eat my rear end from the front, before I'll put in that much effort. Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Oct 14, 2023 |
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Hippocrass posted:Ok, Ok! I'll get rid of my car and only ride bikes from now on!
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You can shut the gently caress up and talk about something else, for a start https://i.imgur.com/q6g0iG4.mp4
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Tiggum posted:OK so what did they expect to happen? Because the thing collapsing seems to comes as something of a surprise to them.
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Oct 16, 2023 15:14
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Final Destination reboot not off to a great start
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Hyperlynx posted:I'm on Firefox, I use an adblocker, and I've never seen YouTube complain about it. Same and same, but I also have my uBlock Origin set to auto-update so I assumed it was doing it behind the scenes while I wasn't paying attention.
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sonuvabitch, you got me.
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 that is entirely too much caffeine, and I say that as someone who will drink most of a coffee pot my drat self (not all in one sitting though)
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What my mom says I look like: What I actually look like:
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I would simply not fight the birds because my fat rear end is indoors and they can't operate doorknobs. Big Bird is not a goose and therefore his ability to do so is irrelevant.
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freeedr posted:Something I read and will not fact check:
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What's to get about the mutation? Since when has "Science goes horribly wrong" ever had to make sense? The only difference is that this time it happened to vampires instead of humans.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Is Mr beast the Prime energy drink guy? Mr. Beast isn't worth knowing about. Don't waste the brain cells on him.
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TACD posted:Trying to stop our cat from getting in the habit of jumping on the kitchen counter, so we lined the edges with foil to give her an unpleasant surprise when she does it (cats hate foil, right?)  Johnny Truant posted:Mr Beast is the epitome of "altruism isn't real"
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"It puts the lotion on its skin"
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's what I keep saying, and yet the police won't stop with their questions Because its still weird if the beauty only happens when you just happen to be around. 
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How are you supposed to get the ingredients on it while it's hot I think y'all are imagining, like, proper pizza ovens and such and most people here have smaller electric ones. Both of y'all's methods are wrong. No, i will not elaborate.
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Master Twig posted:Last year? My friend, that was only 5 months ago. I had one of those; it tasted like cold pepto bismol. Also I haven't seen my best friend around for a while...
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FFT posted:Aw, that's sweet.
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LookieLoo posted:Spider-Man is dead and you complain about the watermark. This is not the first or even the twentieth time Spider-Man has been dead.
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:some gas guzzler driving maniac closed the gate It was me, i closed the gate. Please continue not looking where the gently caress you're going and slamming into it indignantly, it pleases me ever so much.
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Kissinger is loving dead  
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The man was such a sack of poo poo it's worth repeating.
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Nobody Interesting posted:What is going on there Sometimes the next generation of oil rig workers can't hatch on their own and require assistance
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Lol took almost 20 minutes before a "no it's always the cars fault no matter what happens ever" defensive bike post. It doesn't usually take that long, is the Bike-Signal on the fritz?
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The only thing there is to be jealous about a pigeon is their blissful unawareness of the universe around them.
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A distant rumble of Diogenes shifting in his grave
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Hey, Billy.
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