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Why have some wacky craft beer when you can have a good ol' fashioned lager? It's not supposed to taste like much of anything. It's supposed to go down smooth and easy so you can quickly and efficiently drink as many as possible.
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In Napoli the entire garbage collection and disposal system, including the disposal of hazardous industrial waste, is run by organized crime clans. Usually they just dump all of it somewhere in the countryside because properly disposing of stuff would cut into the profit margins and some rural people getting cancer isn't their problem.
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Sep 27, 2023 12:15
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Attractive people are basically bees: They communicate through dance, spend a lot of time spreading seed, and if they stab you they automatically die.
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Oct 12, 2023 00:58
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Kid is actually 20 feet tall. That's a very large pineapple.
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Oct 12, 2023 21:32
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I've got one leg of steel (and carbon fiber) the other is flesh and bone.
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Oct 14, 2023 17:56
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Hippocrass posted:Hi, I live in Canada and if anyone thinks they can guilt me for driving my car for ten loving minutes rather than ride a loving bike in - 30 degree winters in the middle of the night they can shove their bikes right up their self righteous rear end! Weak.
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Oct 14, 2023 20:06
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Philippe posted:Keep shutting the gently caress up about bikes and cars Are Tuk-Tuks and Rickshaws off limits?
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Oct 15, 2023 16:57
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I get the same badly translated AI voiced online gambling ad before every YouTube video. I've blocked it at least a dozen times and every time the info says it's from a different person in a different country than every other time.
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Oct 19, 2023 17:19
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It took me maybe a week and a half of Spotify with ads before I started paying for it but for some reason Youtube doesn't seem worth it.
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Oct 20, 2023 02:16
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Blue Moonlight posted:Back when I used Spotify, I had a script that operated on a similar principle and muted the app volume output every time an ad played. That still kills the flow of an album and/or playlist.
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Oct 20, 2023 19:46
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Look if you're driving a pickup and you aren't a third world insurgent you're just LARPing. "boohoo I need my truck for hauling large beams of steel woe is me" get back to me when you've strapped a machine gun to the back and are driving 15 of your best buddies to your collective deaths as you try and strike a blow against the empire.
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Oct 26, 2023 22:13
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My wife and I once rode some sort of tram from central Edinburgh to some suburb and back just because we wanted to try it out. As far I know neither of us are autistic we just like public transport and it's fun to try out new things.
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Oct 27, 2023 01:32
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Shai-Hulud posted:I was (still am till the end of the month) a bookseller. Condolences.
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Oct 27, 2023 21:39
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As a teenager I once drank like three or four cans of something called Cult Energy Drink all that happened was that I started shaking a bit and threw up. I probably consumed a fraction of what that lady does in a day and I had the excuse of being a dumb kid intentionally trying to get hosed up.
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Oct 28, 2023 13:50
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holtemon posted:I feel like there's a lot being said about the caffeine and not as much about the poor financial decisions of buying 4-5 lemonade drinks a day lol. I wish I had that kind of disposable income Doesn't she say there's a free refill? So she's probably only getting one or possibly only 2-3 if the refills are limited per drink. Still Insane but probably not that expensive.
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Oct 28, 2023 18:13
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AvesPKS posted:Sparks paved the way and now nobody remembers them. ??????????????? 
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Oct 28, 2023 20:21
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I walked past a massive group of Canada Geese on a beach in Sweden last summer. What a bunch of hissy bastards. I've never felt as threatened and I've received detailed death threats from desperate and armed men.
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Inceltown posted:That wasn't a death threat, I'm just very bad at flirting. Sorry it came across like that. In my defense you are a goose.
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Nov 5, 2023 04:29
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schreibs posted:Im surprised how many people actually *use* youtube instead of occasionally getting a video sent to them. Much the same as twitter/x/musk's penis A lot of people watch more Youtube than movies or TV. Maybe even most people under 30.
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Nov 6, 2023 00:15
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Der Kyhe posted:So Mr. Beast isn't the guy who almost killed himself by doing lots of stupid eating stuff-stunts? That's L.A. Beast. Who is somehow still alive.
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Nov 6, 2023 21:14
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Buy some shortbread.
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Nov 8, 2023 20:38
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My favorite part is the wife not knowing the number for 911.
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Nov 15, 2023 01:35
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That video is being played in reverse. Big guy is laying an egg and his friend deftly catches it and lays it down on the egg pedestal.
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Nov 18, 2023 18:59
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Yes we are all depressed fat man none of us are a massive colony of slime mold that gained sentience after feeding on discarded stem cells behind a research facility in Grenoble, in what you now call France.
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Nov 22, 2023 20:24
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Same goes for some species of pet bird since a lot of them live for about 30+ years and some even for about as long as a human (80 or so years).
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I once saw a massive turd in the bathroom at a campsite. One solid piece but somehow almost filled the bowl with its Bristolian girth. I tried in vain to flush it but it just wouldn't go down so I gave up and took my piss in the woods as not to disturb the gargantuan deuce. Did not take pictures because I didn't have a wide angle lens and also it wasn't my poop so it wouldn't have been right.
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Bottom Liner posted:
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Nov 30, 2023 00:41
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My friend once hosted a house party where he did ~15 shots of Tequila out of his parent's pornographic shot glasses. Obviously a pro level drinker and he just had a salt shaker that he'd shake over the back of his hand.
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Dec 1, 2023 09:00
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Dry brining rocks sounds pretty pointless as you can't even eat them.
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Dec 1, 2023 17:09
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:please take turkey chat to GWS or the horrible food thread I refuse to recognise the sovereignty of Turkey. All hail Greek Anatolia.
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I loathe all birds. Never trust a feathered biped.
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If they're so cool they wouldn't all be dead.
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Dec 3, 2023 17:23
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My uncle breeds various types of pigeons and while some of them are very pretty most of them are dumb as poo poo..
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Dec 4, 2023 00:34
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I vomit a highly corrosive liquid over the wing to turn it into an easily digestible sludge I can suck up with my proboscis. The rest of you are just weirdos.
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Dec 11, 2023 06:27
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A truly efficient digestive system would never stop making GBS threads.
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Dec 11, 2023 23:46
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Trees are free motherfucker.
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Dec 15, 2023 03:06
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Air Skwirl posted:I went to prom with a friend that another friend later married and had a kid with and there was enough time between the kid and the marriage that the kid was definitely not the cause of the marriage. Everyone knows you have to have at least two or three kids together before you figure out if you're ready for a big commitment like marriage.
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The "backstreet" is a bunghole.
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Dec 22, 2023 08:39
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I like renting scooters because it's a cheap and fast way of getting from A to B.
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What kind of car would Jesus drive?
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