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Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

So what are you supposed to do if everyone eating Thanksgiving dinner is one or both of the above?

E: This is a serious question as this was my situation this year.

Your best bet is to cook smaller. Don't do a whole bird, break it up into pieces that can each be pulled when fully cooked. Or just do a turkey breast. Or one of those heat and eat hams.

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Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
I half believe that they couldn't actually code a functioning chatbot so there's just some comrade intern typing away furiously

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
The only ethical justification for leg lengthening surgery is as part of a battery of procedures to hide your genetic predisposition to heart conditions, so that you can can go into space

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
The cybertruck needs to be seasoned before use. Just rub it down all over with mineral oil and drive it into a 500F oven for 6 hours.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

Mindless posted:

Chess
Go
Doom

It sure do.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012

mrpwase posted:

All those drivers have cordyceps in their brains :smith:

Cardyceps

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Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Other truck makers don't advertise that it's super safe and good to put your dick in the closing automatic door

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