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There's much much worse "attempting to remove the avocado pit with a knife" schad videos out there 
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Oh I can parallel park just fine lobsterminator posted:I don't have a driver's license but I'm pretty good at parking my trailer in Euro Truck Sim 2 even into hard spots. That's great, I'm really happy for you guys! You did real good! E: anyone else need their parking validated?
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Guy playing poker in a casino calls security because he got bluffed and he wants a do-over https://i.imgur.com/oxn7PkF.mp4
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Maybe he's played a lot of online poker and this is his first time playing at an actual table???? Threatening to assault the other player is also some Extremely Online behaviour which smacks of "I have never interacted with casino security ever in my life before this moment"
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It turns out that running your finger down a comb makes cats dry heave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAFJc-7N5gM
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This was possibly one of the worst "premature celebration schad" situations of all time: quote:South Korean roller-skater Jung Cheol-won was left red-faced at the Asian Games on Monday when an early celebration cost his team a gold medal in the 3,000 metres relay race.
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Hippocrass posted:Broke: Cops with tazers A friend of mine here in Australia was tazed by a civilian mob about 10 years ago, even though tazers are very much illegal for civilians. They were a gang of thieves and they stole all his poo poo and he ended up with a dislocated shoulder.  It's such a rare event here in Australia it was reported in all the newspapers and on all the TV news programs
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The Saddest Rhino posted:post a schadenfreude of a cop getting destroyed (not killed/grievous bodily harm) as penance, Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/aS2gwZL.mp4
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The latest Aussie Dashcams weekly submissions video has the usual dumbfuckery and dipshittiness but the final video at 19:35 presents a pretty novel dilemma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmYFCnGKwuc&t=1176s Just gotta wait there holding the car in place until the driver returns, I guess? 
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zoux posted:Just put it in a jar of fried rice Too late, its circuits are all burnt
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Statue busker uses a really simple technique to deal with a handsy kids (Has sound) https://i.imgur.com/JaF9rd8.mp4
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Borscht posted:Isn’t this the guy who just got busted for making up all of these interactions he’s using in his act? No that was Trump. Easy mistake to make
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everydayfalls posted:To the person who first asked about “comedian who makes up stories “. Recently Hasan Minhaj was found to have ~*embelished*~ a few stories in his standup specials. Including a story where he takes his daughter to the hospital while suspecting she was exposed to anthrax. The problem with the prom story wasn't that he embellished it for comedic effect, it's that he lied about the people involved being racist and then identified her on stage and his fans harassed and threatened her in real life. E: to be fair, the New Yorker article mostly seems to be about him inventing stories where he was the victim of targeted islamophobia (a domestic terrorist sends him suspicious white powder in the mail, an undercover FBI agent trying to trick the kids at his mosque into talking about jihad) but the prom story had real world consequences Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 02:35 on Oct 16, 2023 |
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Platystemon posted:No big deal. lol
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Philippe posted:Yeah, and then the cops show up asking questions and escalating the situation until whoops you're in jail. Joke's on them, my hobby is jailspotting
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Speaking of Australians and people with weird '[-]spotting' hobbies, here's Sez who does reviews of public toilets all over Australia https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7256220558319258881https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7274555824477883649 Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 10:48 on Oct 24, 2023 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:But the stupid cars are the best part! Honestly, just cede the course to nature and gimme one of the golf carts, and we can call it good. derp posted:maybe just slather asphalt everywhere and golf on that. That's entirely possible, here's a documentary about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkN3nJyWEA
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Iceberg schad: https://i.imgur.com/D0Z2l6h.mp4 Tattoo self schad: https://i.imgur.com/wDA9CBf.mp4
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CainFortea posted:No, the important part is the hilarious giggle fest. And the tattoo artist dying of embarrassment 
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darkwasthenight posted:Your brain just skips over mistakes a lot of the time. I once got a run of CDs done and six of us (three band members, two management team, and the printing company designer) independently checked the liner notes and tagged it as good for print - when the box of physicals turned up there was a massive glaring typo in the first sentence of the text that we'd all ignored. That happens surprisingly often. Aerosmith's first LP listed one of their songs as Walkin' The Dig on the back cover  
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The Peccadillo posted:I haven't seen him in years and years, I wonder if he's persona non grata because of his monkeyshines. Inceltown posted:You mean the Jewish guy who pretended to get married to Osama Bin Laden's relation to wind people up got Auntie to pay for this stuff rather than commercial TV? That series was apparently nominated for a Logie Award for Best Light Entertainment but didn't make it into the finalists, lol. (Hey Hey It's Saturday: The Reunion was one of the finalists but lost to Shaun Micallef's Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation) Safran left TV in 2009 and has been working as author ever since: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Safran#Non-fiction_writing_and_journalism
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"I could have sworn I left all those pic-a-nic baskets right here, who on earth could have ~AGH" https://i.imgur.com/9JMCuop.mp4
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grumplestiltzkin posted:when was the last time you saw a single cab/long bed being driven for something other than commercial purposes? Multiple times, every single day of my life. But I live in Australia and single cab trucks ("utes") are an absolute staple of the culture here. For further evidence, here's the Deniliquin Ute Muster. I assure you those are all real words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jY5fR8026c
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Spider-man jumps in the pool and waterboards himself https://i.imgur.com/o3AyDWw.mp4 A truck rear-ended a pickup which just happened to be transporting fireworks https://i.imgur.com/5uQAds9.mp4 https://bc.ctvnews.ca/fireworks-explode-on-highway-1-after-collision-near-hope-b-c-1.6619869 Dude roadrages his own car https://i.imgur.com/BYlRwts.mp4
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Just in case people weren't aware, someone actually did have a cardiac arrest after drinking one of those Panera lemonades and died. She had a heart condition and avoided energy drinks and didn't realise the lemonade had an insane amount of caffeine in it. Her family is suing Panera Bread. https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2023/10/25/panera-bread-sued-over-charged-lemonade-can-caffeine-kill-you/71314758007/
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JPrime posted:yes i do not understand why that is the default why do i want to look at someone like i'm looking at them in a mirror That caused a hilarious internet conspiracy theory around the video of the woman having a mental breakdown on the plane and screaming about how someone on the plane was not a "real person" when people dug up her socials and discovered she had a distinctive tattoo on her arm which wasn't visible in the photos. The guvmint switched her!! She's a doppleganger!!! Turns out the video was reversed and the tattoo was clearly visible on her other arm.
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Here's another road rage guy eating poo poo https://i.imgur.com/QTYX9eN.mp4 "Who ordered the bukake bucket?"
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