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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep2I3Gf3Sec

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/admiralexclipse/status/1716591469119623489
https://twitter.com/admiralexclipse/status/1716914823639023809

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Those Bang energy drinks have 300mg of caffeine in them, so the Panera stuff is basically that plus sugar.

Back when I worked at a gas station I'd occasionally have to tell parents "hey just so you know this is like twice as strong as a Monster and has a 18+ marker on the label" when their kid came running up to the register with a can, which usually had a "I've been buying you WHAT?!" reaction from the parent.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
At current rates, by 2045 Mr. Beast will be a major multinational healthcare provider.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdnnnvo7puk

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

https://twitter.com/Wotokay_/status/1612673595842379778

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/chaoticclubvids/status/1723844585015607762
https://twitter.com/chaoticclubvids/status/1722653238254514325

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

The pigeon-guided bombs B.F. Skinner was working on in WW2 had something like a 50%-60% accuracy rate in the simulator they built to train the pigeons, though this was against ideal target orientation.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
There was a article several years back about how the bay area was having a massive spike in head injuries due to e-scooters, including the industry advocate they interviewed going "they're perfectly safe!" and then immediately recounting a story where he'd seen a guy try to stack milk crates on one as a seat and then speed off and crash into the side of a parked car.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

bossy lady posted:

The batsu game where they got some girl to flirt with one of the comedians for an entire year just so they could reveal his personal text messages to her on air was brutal.

IIRC some dude also farted baby powder into his face at the end of his ordeal.

He was also sending text messages to a female comedian at the same time as the sting, and then asked his ex-wife to help him cover it up when a tabloid found out. His trial starts at about 15 minutes:
https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/68


For something less cruel to a horny man, the comedians try to make Absolutely Tasty Pizza:
https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/493

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Some dumbass drove a 1-of-1-of-500 super car like a Ford Mustang driver leaving Cars and Coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLvI8h9e6Yw


https://www.thedrive.com/news/watch-a-youtuber-crash-a-priceless-mclaren-senna-in-the-lamest-possible-way

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Your standard Senna, if there is such a thing, is said to have cost around $1.3 million new. But with all the bespoke treatment on this particular example, guessing at an appraisal is a little more challenging. According to commenters on Reddit, this specific car was originally called "Kilo Senna" and was commissioned by a VIP client of the brand. It is the only Senna with that particular sage exterior and saddle interior. It's reportedly the first Senna to arrive in the U.S., as well as the only factory MSO Senna with the $150,000 carbon wheels, 24k gold exhaust shield, and OG Kiwi McLaren logo.

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