PYF Schadenfreude: can't arm there, skate

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Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Moose don't gently caress around.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 09:56

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:38

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1hdtouRIL1r0uzl6.mp4

She's going home!

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 23:36

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Subjunctive posted:

Somewhere I have a well-reviewed British book about beer (Michael Jackson, I think), and the only thing I remember about it is that Budweiser got an ok-to-good rating as an example of Pilsner. Maybe just the export? I think the real lesson here is the Pilsner is just a lovely beer varietal.

Was this the American Budweiser, or the European Budweiser?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 01:30

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Takes No Damage posted:

Still the most successful IRL sabering video I've ever seen.

American beer used to be on par with the rest of the world, then they started using poo poo-tier cheap ingredients during product shortages in WWII. By the time the war was over and they theoretically could have started using the good stuff again, Americans had gotten used to the taste so why go to the extra expense when people will willingly drink your piss. That's free money babyee

Repealing prohibition was a mistake.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 03:18

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://twitter.com/jnyboy/status/1706032819972039028

Sure is a good thing this video complies with thread rules because holy gently caress.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 21:09

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

limp_cheese posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8

Do they not have loving ladders in Russia? Jesus Christ that almost turned into a wedding reception.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 09:27

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mJcdAa5.mp4

Success!

# ¿ Sep 28, 2023 20:54

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Hey have you guys heard about x.com the app that does everything?

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 11:13

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Lets trade ICQ #'s ITT.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 12:01

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1nhx0H95o1qigfjt.mp4

Blackface, huh.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 11:01

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Takes No Damage posted:

I think I found out why so many people are trying to cross the border!
Have they been checked for fair tickets?

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 06:28

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1u7oeqJfC1r0uzl6.mp4

Did they just 'Wile E. Coyote' that cat?

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 22:55

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Inceltown posted:

Cops shouldn't be tazing people and white people should not be rapping on the street.

There should be civilian tazer militias to stop any white boy rappers.

Broke: Cops with tazers

Woke: Random civilian mobs with tazers

# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 20:52

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/w2vovat22kkb1/DASH_720.mp4

Man, I hate season one of Next Generation.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 19:12

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Hi, I live in Canada and if anyone thinks they can guilt me for driving my car for ten loving minutes rather than ride a loving bike in - 30 degree winters in the middle of the night they can shove their bikes right up their self righteous rear end!

#FuckBikes

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 18:40

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Brawnfire posted:

I imagine doing this once or twice for cash, finding out that I'm way good at it, then continually accepting jobs while knowing the other shoe is gonna drop harder each time

Sounds stressful

I'd do it just for the little wig.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 00:15

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Platystemon posted:

https://v.redd.it/afcahrs229tb1/DASH_1080.mp4

This wouldn't have happened if they were driving cars :smug:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 16:44

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YyfMAI7.mp4

Ok, Ok! I'll get rid of my car and only ride bikes from now on!

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 17:10

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

bad_fmr posted:

Cant park there mate

He clearly just did :smug:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 18:18

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

zoux posted:

Really Rachel Dolezal is American's own pretendian. Probably the most stolen ethnic identity in the Americas.

quote:

Rachel Dolezal (born 1977)[53][54] � Although Dolezal is better known for claiming to be African-American, she began her career claiming to be Native American, telling people that she was born in a tipi and grew up hunting for food with bows and arrows.

Did not know this about her.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 21:45

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I would simply not fight the birds because my fat rear end is indoors and they can't operate doorknobs. Big Bird is not a goose and therefore his ability to do so is irrelevant.

What if a goose was on the Challenger?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 07:41

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

burexas.irom posted:

This reminded me of the best business card I ever seen. It's made of sheet metal. Also enjoy my courduroy pants

engidesigneer

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 13:47

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Are those inches or centimetres?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 13:59

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ledge posted:

tell me more.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 22:02

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

great big cardboard tube posted:

The BK kids club was always the superior rogues gallery, the McDonald's muppets don't even make sense.

Spazzle posted:

Sorry, Arby's Power Squad (tm) was the best.

Which one had the kid in a wheelchair called Wheels?

EDIT: It was BK lol

https://kidsmeal.fandom.com/wiki/Burger_King_Kids_Club#Wheels

Hippocrass has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Nov 14, 2023

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 09:39

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Good thing that particular apartment was vacant at the time.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 11:43

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mOWKhwp.mp4

So what is this that they're threatening cats with now?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2023 12:28

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

axolotl farmer posted:

Durian

Monsters.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2023 14:31

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xVwtTCQ.mp4

The look on the passenger's face right at the end when they run off the road and get stuck, lol

Must go faster.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 09:32

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Shaking lemur butt posted:

a nest egg for when you're no longer hot poo poo.

Found your problem right there.
These people convince themselves that they will always be hot poo poo. No need to save up money if the gravy train is never going to end!

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 14:03

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

das hipster posted:

She's actually an electrician getting ready to install a new outlet

https://i.imgur.com/ujmc0eB.mp4

Turns out pigs can fly (and roll)

Hey! Can't park there mate!

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 07:02

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Hey, I'm flyin' here!

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 12:28

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Hyperlynx posted:

Keep the park clean for the pidgeons < >

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxsPNudv6U

Honestly this is making me want to get a Christmas tree, for my cats. (I'm Jewish)

Wouldn't you need 8 of them?

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 23:17

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Hexyflexy posted:

That's a wood pidgeon, and they are the most spectacularly stupid animals I've ever had the pleasure to observe or be friends with. They mate for life, and spend a lot of the middle of a summer as a pair kissing each other on your garden fence, which is just plain cute.

They also get confused by moving, sitting, or sometimes just breathing. I've seen one take 45 minutes to figure out that the bird house roof it was sitting on, and the food 6 inches under that, just required it to hop. One hop, there was a fence a foot away to hop on.

Looking here, looking there, nope, could not figure it out.

I love them, but there's a reason why the foxes around here use them as dinner buffets, they're dumb as bricks. No, a brick would be smarter, it wouldn't drown in a bird bath.

Part of that is that pigeons/doves are ground feeders. You need to use a flat tray or something on the ground where the squirrels can beat them to it.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 00:18

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Can't skate there mate!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 02:48

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Splicer posted:

You'd think so, but miraculously the one cat

8 crazy cats!

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 11:17

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Tree Bucket posted:

I hope they're not angry, because there's one stationed on every power line in town, which is kind of ominous come to think of it

They are charging.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 20:48

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Air Skwirl posted:

Pretty sure it was invented in Prague not Transylvania.

Vlad was on vacation.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 12:32

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

King Carnivore posted:

Those foam pours are also usually cheaper as well

A smaller amount of beer usually costs less than a larger amount, yes.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 21:39

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:38

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/leuH8ZA.mp4

Can't walk there mate!

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 22:09

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