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Admiral Joeslop posted:https://i.imgur.com/aKZ8bED.mp4 Is she dipping a chicken finger in soda?
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 21:49 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:29 |
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Good instincts from the driver here to keep distance between themself and every car getting in front. Could tell they were playing with fire.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 15:14 |
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Obviously they need more funding for more rugged bikes
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 12:47 |
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Why don't they just build the house out of the same material as tires, then it would easily roll with the vehcile
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 02:22 |
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Why is the folder named NSFW when it seems like their job is literally making the content in the folder. If anything the fuller should just be named FW
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 03:45 |
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I just pay for YouTube red
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 17:46 |
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Bar Crow posted:Basic pattern recognition So you pulled it from your rear end
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 17:58 |
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I didn't expect the bear in the five nights at Freddy movie too look so realistic
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 10:47 |
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The elephant forgets but the glass remembers
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 11:17 |
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Takin a walk here boss!
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 01:12 |
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Why isn't he happy
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 16:06 |
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I once cooked a pizza on a plastic cutting board
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 16:32 |
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Microwave ³ minutes in thirty percent power and then 3 minutes on high? What the gently caress? Just do 4 minutes on high, 30% of 3 is 1 at 100%
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:18 |
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credburn posted:Didn't Ben Franklin string a bunch of geese together or some awful thing He attached a copper key to a bunch of geese hoping one would lead him to his house because he forgot where his house was, but the geese took off and got struck by lightning and that's how he invented electric
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 12:21 |
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LMAO if you think medical bills actually go to the doctors. Like when some guy walks in the room and gives you a single shot and that shows up on your bill as Anesthetist Consult -$4000 Corzoraline Shot - $200 do you think that guy is actually getting $4000?
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 18:52 |
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flubber nuts posted:not a doctor but as a scrub tech helping out scrubbed in with surgery i was making a cool $15 an hour. years after starting i learned they were charging nearly $400 an hour for my presence. And the hospitals are all broke and barely run, so who the gently caress is getting the money
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 23:07 |
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All the Hamburglar had to do to disappear and run free was take off his mask, nobody had ever seen his true face. And that's what he did.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 02:15 |
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Errol Flynn made a goosen centipede?
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 02:49 |
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lost old man posted:I can hardly recall the BK kids club. Ronald, Birdie, the Grimace, Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, and the Fry Kids are all going to surround my hospital death bed. You had Wheels, the kid in a wheelchair Techno, the gadget obsessed kid Girl character, the girl And Black Guy And I think like a white kid who carried around a magnifying glass
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 13:59 |
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I don't think there's anything particularly alarming about a schad of a woman almost getting hurt, but if it's like ten in a row of them or the only thing you post yeah that's weird. (I also assume these are often tiktoks or Instagram stories and if you've watched one you get a lot more of the same content so maybe that's just a bunch of stuff you recently saw)
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 16:21 |
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I know him for standing in the fence and both siding every single issue until people called him out enough that he just sent right wing
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 12:58 |
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What the gently caress
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 03:23 |
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credburn posted:So are there joke-mousetraps? Any mouse trap I've ever handled would 100% break your finger and maybe sever it if you were to get it near one of those. They're designed to kill the mouse, not just hurt it and keep it in pain for a while. The documentary I watched, Mouse Hunt indicated that they are painful but generally harmless to humans and cats
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 04:13 |
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chaibat posted:And only up to 40 mph Law enforcement having considerable discretion in his it enforces the law??? Well now I've seen everything
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 05:38 |
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credburn posted:Weird place for a camera, no? There's not even anything in there to steal, what is he worried about? People breaking in and sleeping in his bed? Probably just had one in every room
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 03:32 |
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holtemon posted:Friendly PSA for the day What if it's coming right for you
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 16:08 |
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A private dick always has his piece on him
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 17:02 |
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My car with lane assist yells at me to put my hands on the wheel all the time, when my hands are actually already on it, I just hold it so steady it isn't sure. It should be that stringent as a baseline at minimum
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 18:19 |
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The Tesla Tsundere will be the best selling vehicle of all time. It will complain the whole time but when you reach your destination say "Please drive me some more"
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 18:28 |
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`Nemesis posted:not everyone is terminally online so some context would be great Just loving look at him, he's got the blond nazi undercut In 2023 that's enough. If you aren't a Nazi or a lesbian don't get that haircut
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 04:35 |
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Billy Mitchell wears clothes that look like the american flag. Nobody who does that could be bad!
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 14:16 |
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Don't whiz on the electric eel
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 03:04 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Huh, guess the old adage is true. No matter how much money you have, you can't buy happiness, or even a slightly bigger penis. The trick is you get a surgery to reduce the size of the rest of your body so it looks bigger
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 17:38 |
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Air Skwirl posted:being 6 feet tall is not an automatic pussy wagon. Being tall probably helps but you also need to be interesting, and if your head space is "I need to have incredibly painful surgery so I can be 3 inches taller" you probably aren't that interesting. Say it gets you a first date with someone, what do you talk about on that date? How the weather is up there
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 05:04 |
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Rappaport posted:Isn't Elon supposed to start replacing some volunteers' eyeballs with USB sockets this year, or something like that? Obsolete tech thread, welcome the human sensory organs USB See
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 21:41 |
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I love the Italians seeing him eat food wrong are not mad, they are like "No no no my baby boy, please, you can't eat food like that, please, let me show you the right way, you might hurt yourself"
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 13:54 |
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I fire people on Monday myself.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 15:00 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:will assless chaps suffice? Like a bunch of British Hank Hills?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 01:47 |
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I bet the hospital bill was an arm and a leg
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 14:01 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 04:29 |
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He's very sensitive some would say that's a plus Plus it's your fault you were rubbing his butt Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut Now I'll go home and change
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 03:39 |