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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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https://i.imgur.com/AJtR1Vu.mp4

Hell yeah lol

And $.33 a gallon good lord

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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I didn't learn how to parallel park until I was like 25 lol

Big shoutout to the NC driving test where the hardest thing on it was a 3 point turn

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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The bird of Kings and power lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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I feel like there's a lot being said about the caffeine and not as much about the poor financial decisions of buying 4-5 lemonade drinks a day lol. I wish I had that kind of disposable income

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Well poo poo. Schad on me for just reading the headline lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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I will the post whenever I want thank you very much

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Do you have to drink the 99% head poured beer with a straw? Lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Friendly PSA for the day

Please don't point and shoot a loaded firearm at your dick

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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CainFortea posted:

I am not good at looking through Twitter for things, but I am morally certain that this dumbass has made posts about if you don't have at least one negligent discharge that means you're bad at handling guns because you're not handling them enough.

That's the first thing I thought of! I searched for like 10 minutes before giving up with no results lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Lysandus posted:

How did this sub-culture of dick gunners even start? "Don't point at your dick" is like the first rule of guns.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7q83v/heres-why-men-are-pointing-loaded-guns-at-their-dicks

Something something owning the libs

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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How dare you lol

And yeah I actually saw that part after I posted it (no I didn't read the whole FA) but oh well

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Is this payback for dropping the Pepsi bottle and making him kick the pole or is this a different couple

Also please don't crush my dreams lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Does posting this make me an accomplice to the nft thievery

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Lol @ spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to still not be 6' tall

Should've just bought a Ferrari you'd probably get more chicks lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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While we're on topic, we got into this discussion at work a while back about when the last time you went to a movie theater and actually laughed at a comedy movie

I think my last experience was with Borat lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Nenonen posted:

People who pay thousands of dollars for a shoe are the same as buttcoiners and monkey jpeg collectors, they are getting ripped off by own volition.


https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/sneaker-soles-crumbling-trend/

Paying thousands of dollars for air to just dissolve your investment lol. All the vids on that link are from TikTok so can't embed lame

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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freeedr posted:

How are people still using desktop computers for anything

Phones are nice for convenience but trying to do anything more than browse the web or look at pictures I'd much rather be on my 32" screen with mouse and keyboard and go to an actual website to do whatever I gotta do

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Should've just signed the paper and let them live their life lol

Now you're buying them a house

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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It just doesn't make sense. You can watch Sister Wives on Max or Discovery+ or TLC Go or Philo, but you can only watch the new Talk Back spinoff on the TLC Go app. There are just too many options and too many companies trying to milk this poo poo

And yeah yeah schad's on me for being a Sister Wives watcher lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Oof not a fun flashback for me. My dad used to thump us on the top of the head if we were acting up

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Yeah don't mess with wrestlers unless they ask you to help lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Tree Bucket posted:

Nice try, losers, but Elon will program his cars to simply ignore all road markings

That's probably already coded into "Elon Mode" lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Flint_Paper posted:

I actually said "what are you doing?" out loud. Jesus wept that could have ended so many lifechangingly worse ways. Christ.

Human instinct and reflex is a hell of a thing. That could've gone waaaaay bad

https://i.gifer.com/Lko8.mp4

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Scratch Monkey posted:

wtf does “aesthetic” mean here?

Based on the video I'm gonna say vandalism lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Horses shredding the whole Rust in Peace album hell yeah

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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A wild challenger appears

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1693843680904216619

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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derp posted:

what is this supposed to do lol

Piss off your girlfriend I guess lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Nobody Interesting posted:

Just Cause 5 looking good aesthetic

I've watched this like 9 times and can't figure it out wtf

But it is pretty funny lol hopefully that lady was alright

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Hans my dude you had the whole forest to fell that tree in why did you have to smash a car lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Bumblebee is only Double Yellow to put it in perspective

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Is the face right side up if you open that .jpg in Australia?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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That looks like the woman who faked being black and ran an NAACP chapter lol

Oh lordy it is and she changed her name

holtemon has a new favorite as of 22:31 on Feb 14, 2024

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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wrong thread sorry**

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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There was a story in the news recently about a parent that got banned from the private school property her kids go to because she was advertising her OnlyFans with a decal on the back of her truck if that helps your case any

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/central-florida-mom-banned-from-dropping-off-kids-at-school-because-of-onlyfans-decal/

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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Gonna take the wildest of wild guesses and say this happened in Florida lol

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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But then you go somewhere like Virginia Beach and would rather be walking on pebbles instead of the sand there

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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It's like a weird hard yellow sand and it's not fun to walk on barefoot

holtemon
May 2, 2019

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My favorite part of that Folger's totally not incest video was reading the top comment lol

Mom’s eyes opened real quick cause she knows those two can’t be alone for too long

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holtemon
May 2, 2019

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artsy fartsy posted:

What is the thing in the foreground that moves??

Just to be that guy, when a fire alarm goes off in most commercial buildings the magnets holding the door open release so they can close and try to contain it a little more

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