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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
How come is the new thread is in PYF instead of GBS?

https://i.imgur.com/qKuSp14.mp4

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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
Just lmao at all the butthurt losers who love hating IPA

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

Its meaning in German also has very little relationship with the meaning it gets as a loan-word in English, because neither are truly-perscriptivist languages, at least for English today, the approach seems to be to stick with descriptivist linguistics.
Personally, I'm more of a cunning linguist.

Personally I think most prescriptivists are secretly nationalists

E: See I just used a split infinitive and I'm not going to fix it

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
I was thinking there should be a fifth up there but realized there probably was and she hurt herself and had to be dragged offstage

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
I've always loved IPA but they're way oversaturated, as other goons have said. I'd like at least to find a decent pilsner tallboy but I can't think of any good micro pilsners with good distribution, except for maybe Boston Lager and Founder's Solid Gold. I'd like to see more singles of the former, and a lot of places at the height of Founders popularity were selling talls of Solid Gold. Guess most people these days just feel like lagers aren't enough, but trust me, with age, you're gonna be drinking pilsners. I used to hate pilsner but now it's all I drink because its malt and hop characters are so subtle that they're very appreciated. Get any lager you can out of Louisville KY because they're great. I also enjoy me a good Carlsburg now and again

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Don't gently caress with 'raffes

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
Skip to 17:10, crew feeling the schad hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTDPKoQxS4M&t=1029s

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Aramoro posted:

This might be a bit of a spoiler but all stand up comedians write all this stuff. It's all made it and written performed the same way every night. None of it is true, none of it is off the cuff. They might do a bit of crowd work to move between the written sections but more often not.

Even that Stewart Lee bit is written like that.

Bo Burham does a bit about it as well.

There's a difference between bits and stories. Bits are there not just for a laugh but to make a point, typically they're anecdotal, so they don't have to be true. Stories on the other hand might have some embellishment but generally mostly are true, depending on whether they're a natural storyteller type comic, Mike Birbiglia is one of these. You're right that most of it is not off the cuff but as a comic in a pretty thriving scene, with tons of nationally touring headliners rolling through, you can pretty well tell (as a comic at least) whether their crowdwork is formulaic or not or whether actual improv is happening onstage (it's rare but it happens, Rory Scovel does actual off the cuff things, although at the very least might have topics written down). And then there are some comics who end up getting nowhere because crowdwork and improv are ALL they can do but can't write for poo poo; and that's pretty much the dividing line for comics, those who can write and those who can't. Then you get comics like me who are jokey joke jokerson because I'm neither anecdotal nor a good storyteller

Tax:
Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/Wmp12GN.mp4

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Aramoro posted:

As a resident of Edinburgh, how did your run at the festival go then? It sounds like you'd fit right in.

In fact even better if you didn't bother writing any material like literally half the shows. They need to put hard limits on the amount of improv shows.

Hey at least I know what a punchline is

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Amphigory posted:

Citation needed

Lmao like I'm gonna post a video of me doing my tight 5

E: that sounded nsfw

schad tax:
https://i.imgur.com/qPQlb4P.mp4

caspergers has a new favorite as of 16:55 on Oct 19, 2023

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Trabant posted:

this simple opening on the accordion can make tens of thousands of people lose their :tito: minds:

An accordion to slavs is like an eagle screech to americans

Ruflux posted:

I know this is all entirely fake but something about the language of this bothers me. Like it's some great inconvenience to not be a piece of poo poo and drive drunk or something, and normally it's just something you have to do y'know can't help it have to get home somehow.

Brother he was just making a point that he tried to the right thing and was punished instead of rewarded. It's classic Seinfeld structure

caspergers has a new favorite as of 14:03 on Oct 26, 2023

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
My biggest problem with Mr Beast is his stupid fake smile. When people fake a smile they just show their teeth. It really isn't hard to make a convincing smile. Just pull your loving ears back. That's all you gotta do and it looks like a real smile. You just showing your teeth looks like you're in so much pain.

Tax for stupid snipe

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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
Ah yes this is what I come to this thread for. An entire page and no content

https://i.imgur.com/a1HzwKV.mp4

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Sentient Data posted:

The best part about getting beaten by one of the only two cards that can be drawn to beat you is that it's just under a 5% chance and purely luck, which means it's the high stakes version of rolling a crit failure on a d20

I love how you tried to break down something niche by comparing to something equally niche

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Dare you take the One Chip(munk) Challenge?
https://i.imgur.com/gj1CeJP.mp4

Had to wait for the first almond to activate

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Late to prom talk but here is my prom photo


Me and my date met at a school trip to see Phantom of the Opera and I thought it was romantic and cool. It was not well received.

maybe it's cuz you didn't tuck your shirt in

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

The Moon Monster posted:

If goons talking about their prom experiences isn't schad I don't know what is.

In that spirit, my class size was about 1000 students, the prom was at some super fancy hotel with expensive tickets, and I think the only kids who went were rich kids whose parents bought them a hotel room to bang in.

So like half the class couldn't even attend? Does your school not have a board of people who approve of this stuff or is this hometown level lobbying?

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https://i.imgur.com/uhYdSmN.mp4

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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Takes No Damage posted:

If your favorite Black Metal bands don't feature an acoustic guitar and a guy drumming with trad grip then I don't know what to tell you. I feel sorry for you :(

um they are death metal not black metal :colbert:

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
i'm selling my car and getting an e-bike wtf are you all gonna do about it

snipe tax

https://i.imgur.com/8YnxYPI.mp4

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Grem posted:

I once believed people threw scooters into rivers to be jerks then I saw a woman in an electric wheelchair unable to use a crosswalk because a scooter was in the way. Since then I've thrown a total of 3 scooters in rivers.

:lmao:

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
https://i.imgur.com/WCDcpq1.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/ZDHhknA_lq.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/UbI9LuE_lq.mp4
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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Brawnfire posted:

American Dad episode "Roger's Baby"

Schad on me for not keeping up with the greatest show on television.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

jeebus bob posted:

Dude needs to get his vision tested because wtf

Nah people bump that poo poo all the time, it happens, what really is hosed up is that they don't put a shelf or grill on those steel fixtures. Literally everywhere including target and walmart know better.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That's why you always yell "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!"

Don't do this if you live Utah, they will come back with said warrant and talk to you about the Church of Latter Day Saints

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Yall need to leave this poor lady alone, I'm sure she was "watching her step" the last few times she fell. She's elderly and just wants to not fall down, if she's fallen then she can't get up and I don't see a life alert around her neck. Gosh sometimes i come into the schadenfreude thread to find a bunch of angry /b/tards turning up their noses on the weak and vulnerable. Shame on you, goons. Shame shame.

Schad tax
https://i.imgur.com/YzivrKU.mp4

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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Admiral Joeslop posted:

You posted a video of someone getting killed in this thread

No i didn't

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

For gently caress sake, there's no proof that guy was dead and if he was I didn't think so when I posted it or else I wouldn't have posted. He seems to just be lying there unconscious to me. He lying right next to his motorcycle so it's clear he wasn't going at a fast enough speed to have been remotely fatal. It literally looked he just fell over and got knocked out. Not to mention you literally see nothing happen, first shot hes on a bike, next he's on the ground.

You can say I'm splitting hairs here, but one thing is for certain: I did not post someone getting killed.

And just to reiterate, I didn't think it was fatal when I posted it. Call me stupid if you feel like idc

caspergers has a new favorite as of 15:04 on Jan 17, 2024

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
jfc it was just a misuderstanding. you guys are being unnecessarily hurtful

https://i.imgur.com/qG47YIp.mp4

caspergers has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Jan 17, 2024

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

NoiseAnnoys posted:

stop posting elder abuse

Please don't get me banned again

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Maybe you should make more posts about black people stereotypes or call people slurs some more, you're kinda early for May tho

wtf are you talking about?

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Admiral Joeslop posted:

There's already plenty of stupid bigot trolls on this site that get a pass, we don't need another one thanks

That's just what you call 4channers but I see what you mean and I am sorry

Edit: sincerely

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Sounds like a nasty drink tbh

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Soul Dentist posted:

Trying to be the main character

I was literally just posting what the gently caress is your problem man?

Splicer posted:

"Posting through it" is also not the way to go.

Yeah exactly. It reads like someone deciding they'd put in enough additional posting time to start taking random petty snipes at (what they consider to be) the overly sensitive crybabies who got them banned. And yeah if it wasn't that (terrible) joke then I'm like, what was the joke supposed to be?

I'm sorry I was just "kidding around" rather than joking but I see why it is a bad post now please we stop picking on me im already a total loser IRL


caspergers has a new favorite as of 18:24 on Jan 17, 2024

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

china bot posted:

unfortunately, caspergers, you've forgotten that this is PYF, where no dead horse can ever be too thoroughly beaten

I wish I was a dead horse

Content
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https://imgur.com/pWpl4tA.mp4

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

davidspackage posted:

She's going around this thread in a circle so none of us can escape

:laffo:

Sound
https://imgur.com/eI4bHOx.mp4

caspergers has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Jan 17, 2024

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
Skip to 0:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtfeELNrWw

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/i/status/1742493951033237931

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
I can't embed

caspergers has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Jan 31, 2024

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Carthag Tuek posted:

seems a lot of goons' aesthetic is not understanding modern usage of the word aesthetic

Tell us how you understand the word

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caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Elias_Maluco posted:

More like a vibe

More like imbibe, am i rite fellas? This thread makes me want to drink

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