Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake?

Ruflux posted:

What the gently caress kind of horrible country gives security guards tasers or indeed literally anything that can be used to project force since their entire purpose is to be living scarecrows that can call the cops quickly if somebody seriously gets violent

AceClown posted:

Hihohe posted:

Bike riders looking for every possible excuse about how its someone else fault that they careened into a solid wall like it would work like a Wile E Coyote tunnel

Brawnfire posted:

Turns out his toilet was too wide.

das hipster posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VELTvfG.mp4

Be nice to pigeons, and Jimmy Beaks

FreudianSlippers posted:

A truly efficient digestive system would never stop making GBS threads.

Mister Speaker posted:

Related personal schad: In my last year of high school I crashed my motorcycle right in front of the school, pretty much right after class was let out so hundreds of students saw it. Friends had been egging me on to "do a wheelie," I was like "man I can't wheelie it it's a 1988 Ninja 250" and they were like "wel do something cool," so the last thing I said was "OK, watch this." I was trying to do 'skitching' I guess, where I hang my left foot off the right side of the bike and drag it on the road, and I forgot that you're basically supposed to keep your weight centered on the gas tank. The suspension bucked and I went sideways right up on the curb, moving fast enough to make it onto the school lawn with road rash on my knee and my bare rear end exposed through my ripped-open jeans. A few people screamed, most of my buddies just laughed at me and I had to sit there and wait for my stepdad to pick me up and take me to the hospital to get the gravel scrubbed out of my knee with a device that looked like a plastic dog-grooming comb.

I also never got laid in high school and didn't go to prom.

Elias_Maluco posted:

I also not american and I dont know anything about sock market or corporations or anything related so the schad is on me because I dont even understand what a "pay compensation package"is , or why tesla has to pay Musk that or why the justice got involved

credburn posted:

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It's the kind of thing where I'm like, oh fun, this person has a fun idea.

But then I learn, no, someone somewhere had a fun idea and I'm just watching videos of people trying to capitalize on someone else's idea.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Joe Cool on the windowsill has some prime seating, why isn't he recording?

iwentdoodie posted:

Face plant into the sea is one thing.

Violently thrashed against volcanic rock by it is another

zoux posted:

He didn't eat him, he simply chewed him.

Torrannor posted:

Can't spin there, primate.