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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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1stGear posted:

I really want to know the context behind that woman just straight chaos dunking a fully dressed toddler into a pool.

To teach the child what to do if they fall into water irl hence the coat

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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GotLag posted:

How does it do that from inside the intestine?

I cannot picture how this would happen

Intestines are all bunched up and have bends/corners.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Having the dog toy there to add to the 'this happened organically' didn't work

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Automatic Slim posted:

You're supposed to Darwin yourself, not other people. Especially children.

Uh, why do you think it's called the DARWIN award?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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That's not how you tattoo. Need ink.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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hawowanlawow posted:

if I got that much pizza grease all over me I'd just jump in the oven

The forbidden pepp

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Khizan posted:

IIRC, lanesharing is something for heavy traffic, filtering up to intersections, and things like that. It's not for using the line as an extra full speed or passing lane when traffic is flowing properly.

99% of California motorcycle riders seem to disagree

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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What's wrong with having north Korea passport stamps?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Sirotan posted:

You have to go to North Korea to get it. And chance becoming another Otto Warmbier.

But they didn't. So what does it matter? Another poster asked 'what happened when it was renewed?' like it was a problem somehow

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Meh, he's no Louis Theroux. Celebs are boring, like my posts.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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I'll just call youse both dumb cunts much easier

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Suicide jokes during the holidays tee hee hee

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Mum's had to defend the chooks from carpet pythons a couple times and would disagree

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Mr. Fix It posted:

never fails

Best part of the thread

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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artsy fartsy posted:

What the hell

It's about garlic

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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credburn posted:

Dad was kind of a socialist. He'd be happy to help foot the bill for his injured brother who hurt himself BEING A FREE AMERICAN

Hmmm

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Sentient Data posted:

Every time language tries to evolve it makes me literally explode in anger

1 + 1 = 3

3 is how I spell two

Also I pronounce 1 with a silent w now

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Scratch Monkey posted:

That’s the one where he tricked Sly into doing it by pretending to want to be in it himself

iirc the source for this is Arnold himself, which means there's a very high chance he's talking bullshit. He's very good at bullshitting and giving his peers a (very funny, sort of wholesome) hard time.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Well that's a shame

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Fishstick posted:

Chinese escalators have consumed unfortunate souls whole on multiple occasions

About 30 people die each year in the USA from escalator and elevator related incidents.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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So dumb

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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credburn posted:

My uncle used to do this cool thing where he'd break a bottle's neck on something and just drink from the broken part. I always thought there would be glass shards that fell in that he couldn't see, that he was drinking.

If the bottle has a broken edge, I'm going to be fuckin paranoid that there are tiny shards of glass that fell in. Is not not possible?

The video you're quoting answers your question

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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I let dumb drivers hit me, defensive driving is for cowards that don't stand up for themselves when they're right.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Lakes can have beaches too, you dingus.

edit and waves for that matter

those are seas, idiot

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Don't tell Lake Michigan.

The EPA and researchers literally call it an inland sea and the US coastguard operates there

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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lol what on earth? That's the dumbest take ever. There's so much good stuff on TV. Or is your response just going to be it's all Lost? lmao

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Pro click

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Fishstick posted:

Cool stuff

What's the go to single online resource for learning how to do this?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Why were they filming?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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I enjoyed the Trump truck getting hosed up by the tram

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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JoeRules posted:

can't cart there, mate

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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She probably messed with it on purpose, put something in it for the ticktocks or grams

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Inceltown posted:

I've seen bigger bulges in cans that were safe to eat

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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davidspackage posted:

The more I think about this burn, the less sense it starts to make

Concave dick bulges.

The anti-dick.

A vagina.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Dogs can't look after you when you're old and full of micro plastics

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Mega Comrade posted:

They're gonna stick you in a home just like you did to your parents.

My mom's living her best life next door looking after her grandkids for free. The trick is not to let capitalism atomize your family village.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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That makes perfect sense when you realize the people that own the banks also own a lot of the rental properties

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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SubponticatePoster posted:

There's really nothing wrong with the concept of renting

lol

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Mega Comrade posted:

You just need to regulate and control greed in the rental market.

Woah it's so simple! We should do this for climate change and healthcare too! I wonder why this hasn't happened yet hmmmm

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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lmao

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