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Oh the arborist's wife Fears for her life When she feels the tip of the saw But each time she survives the thrill amps her sex drive; Some might say that's even the draw!
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When I'm at home I usually just get my nails in a bit and pull it out, easy, but food service with gloves on it just wasn't possible so I developed a sort of angular knife-donk and swish-toss-into-the-compost movement. Very satisfying once you really whittle the time down and you're cranking them out. Sometimes I miss just putting on some loud music and doing tons of vegetable prep at stupid o'clock in the morning.
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Sep 26, 2023 13:41
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Depends! Is it for guac, or sliced or diced avocado pieces?
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Sep 26, 2023 14:34
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Thanks, plants. Thlants.
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Sep 26, 2023 15:56
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Then spit out the pit. Hell of a party trick.
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Sep 26, 2023 18:13
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:new jersey is lacking behind Flat rear end?
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Sep 27, 2023 01:50
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Too spicy, I prefer cayhens
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Oct 4, 2023 18:12
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I wonder how many people are severely injured or killed because their friends are ignorant as gently caress Like all the people happily enjoying their special day until a cake support rod forcibly replaces their eye, because some chucklefuck somehow missed an internet-wide memo
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Oct 6, 2023 14:22
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Floor's wet, dude. Piso mojado.
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Oct 10, 2023 01:00
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I wonder if the comedians that post their interactions with hecklers get more or fewer hecklers on average
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Oct 12, 2023 13:55
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Nobody holds steady at the Keystone FD
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Oct 12, 2023 16:32
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Cool Dad posted:I'm racking my brain trying to think of a party I could bring this to Baptism celebration
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Oct 12, 2023 20:50
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Paint misebehavin
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Oct 13, 2023 02:04
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BrideOfUglycat posted:Easter. Put it in front of Grandma for her to serve out. Film for the thread. "It's Christ in the golden light of resurrection, Memaw. You know, when he broke the seal of the tomb. How do you serve it? Just take a slash."
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Oct 13, 2023 13:45
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Hey, they horned in on its route
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Oct 13, 2023 16:27
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Punkinhead posted:I relate to the absent-minded and confused little robot "I'm absolutely certain I'm doing this right. I've done this so many times before with no issue..." 
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Oct 13, 2023 18:50
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Jedit posted:So this is obviously his fetish, right? To a tee.
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Oct 14, 2023 15:06
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It just makes me wish I had a nicer bike. Mine'd shake the gently caress apart and break my rear end.
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Oct 14, 2023 19:34
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I imagine doing this once or twice for cash, finding out that I'm way good at it, then continually accepting jobs while knowing the other shoe is gonna drop harder each time Sounds stressful
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Oct 14, 2023 22:54
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"Absolute free speech" If I recall correctly
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Oct 18, 2023 00:13
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"Oh no. Oh poo poo. loving BOLLARDS."
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Oct 20, 2023 13:48
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He also got stuck in a culvert later that day
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Oct 20, 2023 14:24
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And her decision to eschew all safety gear was not
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Oct 26, 2023 02:11
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Here comes the Kia boyz! Seriously this poo poo's nuts, there was a Kia just in the middle of a street adjacent to ours for a full day after they ditched it there. They were doing doughnuts in the parking lot across from us for ten minutes before that.
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Each beer ordered is resetting the seed and speeding up the timer
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Oct 30, 2023 17:30
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:In the '80s/90s when we hung individual strands of tinsel on our Christmas tree, one of our cats ate it and would have a couple inches of it hanging out of his butthole for several days. Puts the rear end in tassel Well, the other way round actually
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CzarChasm posted:From pages and days ago, but reminds me of personal shad. That happened in Peppa Pig too
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Nov 22, 2023 19:25
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I call it a "pork Swiftie"
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Nov 26, 2023 17:37
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that's a good way to truck up your back
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Nov 26, 2023 20:05
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Knormal posted:When you're in Australia you're making GBS threads against gravity so it can be hard if your bowel muscles aren't used to it. Like trying to swallow while doing a handstand. It's partially that and working against your rectum's natural "Coriolis whorl". The lower intestine develops a clockwise twist in the northern hemisphere; crossing the equator is like reversing the rifling in a gun-barrel mid-shot, you're gonna gently caress up your works something fierce.
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I feel like that's the only thing I can see happening with that setup. That had to be an expected outcome.
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Nov 29, 2023 16:14
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*while deactivating camera* Called it.
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Nov 29, 2023 16:59
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I asked and they said: Oh, that's just Ed; he hits his head. It just gets red, but he isn't dead.
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Homes. He has multiple. And an elementary school, for some reason? I was never clear on that.
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Oops, used the alkali salt again
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Turns out his toilet was too wide.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I think you're just jealous. Also pigeons = doves, and it's revealing how the same bird will get talked about so very differently after a simple rebranding campaign I had a pet ringneck dove and boy, did that experience drive home that they're just loving pigeons. Cute little guy but, a pigeon. No grace or peace involved.
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Nah it's the internal gyroscope engaging
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Dec 4, 2023 23:43
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Some kinda oral herp
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I absolutely love the star-spattered night sky in that rendering. Ah, the beautiful cosmos as seen from the area of town that's almost exclusively brightly-lit commercial parking
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