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PurpleXVI posted:I can't really get my head around this. How many geese would be the danger equivalent of a single moose? Zero geese, cause geese can't kill you. They can just annoy you.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 15:05 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:43 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The internet also insists budweiser is beer and not sterilized piss-water, so it's not always accurate. It is beer. All beer tastes like piss water.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 01:08 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:It's supposed to go down smooth and easy so you can quickly and efficiently drink as many as possible. No beer is as quick or efficient as booze. If you were serious about getting drunk you'd be doing shots of well vodka.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 05:30 |
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Snowy posted:Goddamn it’s like an EMP gun went off, it killed the music too No, that comment is wrong. That's a lot of juice.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 21:39 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:If all the people that whined about derails actually posted schad, the ratio would be better. And yet, your post about it will do naught but encourage more derail posting.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 23:38 |
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Metis of the Hallway posted:I've never understood why you'd bother removing the avocado pip like that, I just kinda squeeze it out and I never have a problem. Because whenever I've tried the squeezing method it never worked.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 14:17 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:but avocados are fruit Botanically it's actually a berry
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 15:47 |
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GotLag posted:And people say they don't want to get birds because "they poo poo everywhere" Bird's default is poo poo everywhere. For cat's it's a special day.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 17:29 |
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Nenonen posted:This is the only reason why Oregon isn't more of a threat to the world. I think I know where that is and if I'm right it's always like that even when it was 100% attended
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 19:19 |
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Yes I really like this change. Most the places that I fill up at have half the pumps open to pump yourself and the other half have attendants. Since I actually can't put my own gas this means I hardly ever have to wait anymore
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 01:47 |
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lobsterminator posted:Why would anyone use Discord and not IRC??? IRC has no gifs or voice chat.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 12:18 |
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jeebus bob posted:Maybe the police are arresting random people because the case has them stumped Whoever did the crime needs to branch out.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 21:56 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Stop saying people deserve to be killed for being obnoxious on social media, ffs. But what if they microwave fish in the office break room?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 03:08 |
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Brain Curry posted:https://youtu.be/jGL7Chg0kTg Uh, maybe i'm missing something here but that dude keeps putting smaller animals in with an aggresive murder bird.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2023 21:50 |
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Johnny Truant posted:the gently caress they are, take that back immediately! Why? They both think they're rugged individuals but very much aren't. They both have an overinflated sense of self worth. They both knock things/people over just to be shits. They both will entrap you and then gently caress you up.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2023 17:17 |
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Elfface posted:The other take I've heard is that (In this individual case) Riccitello is an innocent scapegoat, and the dumb payment plan was mandated by the board. Said board members include a former Twitter board member who was really into Elon buying it, and got fired for giving Melon Husk confidential information beforehand. The idea that Riccitello is an innocent scapegoat is laughable. Everyone was in on it, he gets his golden parachute and then some other overpaid CEO job, Unity makes no changes.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 16:18 |
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Azhais posted:It's a pretty nice pineapple Meh. It's pretty small.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 20:24 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:You have no idea how large that kid is That kid is like 4 feet tall tops.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 20:58 |
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PurpleXVI posted:Jesus, 9 hours of unpaid transportation time a week? You couldn't bribe me to accept those work conditions. Also this means you are THE smelly worker in the office
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 15:40 |
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:With low humidity and even a moderate temperature a reasonably fit person can bike for quite a long time without getting sweaty. This is how you know who the office stinker is.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 17:05 |
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Can't remember if it was this thread or the OSHA thread where someone came in white knighting tow truck drivers being super professional and great at their jobs at all times.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 20:30 |
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null_pointer posted:YouTube Premium gives you ad-free YouTube Not for much longer!
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 16:25 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:So you pulled it from your rear end Lol, this mother fucker must be so surprised every day when the sun shows back up again.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 20:18 |
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Barry Bluejeans posted:good luck finding a maritime lawyer in nebraska
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 17:21 |
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SpacePig posted:Makes sense that a maritime lawyer nowhere near the ocean would be named Locher. Also one named Love Land.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 17:45 |
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canyoneer posted:My favorite weird Euro hobby is the umarell Weirdly enough as a little kid I got my picture in the local paper because I was doing the same poo poo as a 6 year old. And it was a slow news day. I don't give a poo poo about road work now tho.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2023 21:50 |
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BlackIronHeart posted:I cut the 38 second video down to the important part. No, the important part is the hilarious giggle fest.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 03:07 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:And the tattoo artist dying of embarrassment The camera lady was all "It wasn't your fault" which makes me think that they didn't proof read the tattoo
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2023 03:17 |
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My grandpa was native and he never tried to pass on anything cultural at all. He would barely acknowledge it. Like one of my aunts did a genealogy thing to try and figure out where abouts he came from cause he'd never talk about it.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 21:59 |
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haveblue posted:Someone got mixed up between the schadenfreude thread and the OSHA thread again It's meta-schad.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2023 17:27 |
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steinrokkan posted:It's pretty stupid to say "people should be immune to the concerted efforts of the billion dollar marketing industry to manipulate them" Not as stupid as falling for it.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 21:48 |
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2023 08:10 |
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haveblue posted:Gas-fired dryer with a leak? It fills with way more gas than expected and then the igniter sets it all off at once? I believe the first time I saw it posted someone said they left a whole rear end bottle of zippo lighter fluid in a pocket.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 05:19 |
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Knormal posted:As a PSA because I keep seeing people saying this around the forums, dude's not doing a Mickey Mouse voice. I think it's mickey mouse because it's a poorly thought out and implemented plan. Not the voice.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 15:53 |
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Platystemon posted:wtf why would you use a cold stone? Because he's a pizidiot, says so right in the title.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 04:54 |
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The Lone Badger posted:The correct way to cook pizza is to delve deep until you can bake it above the bright blood of the earth itself. Yes, but then you may do what the Izzy's did, and delve too deep. Too greadily.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 05:00 |
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Air Skwirl posted:Investing in NFTs is so loving dumb I don't feel that bad about them losing money on that, but there should be a reasonable expectation that you can go to a concert and not get blinded It's all part and parcel though. It's a show put on by people who think they're hustlers. Being attended by people who wish they could be/think they are hustlers. It's like going to a con artist convention and then buying merch. I would go to a loving tuperware party hosted by a cryptobro because i'd probably end up poisoned by the cookies.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 19:20 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Photokeratitis is MAYBE a couple thousand dollars worth of treatment, and that's only if it turned into a corneal ulcer and needed an amniotic graft or something. Otherwise I'd guess it's just a few hundred dollars. *Offer not valid in the US
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 04:15 |
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Can't park there mate.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 17:42 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:43 |
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That dude looks like Ted Cruz's nephew
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