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Soul Dentist posted:Near the beginning of the last thread I did a bit where I pretended to have a white board where I wrote down everything that goons threatened to fight. The one before it was mad af about seagulls for a while, for example. The list I've written down so far is justv I am going to gently caress you up.
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I ordered a hot dog roller off of the internet while recovering from anesthesia. This is a problem. It is an expensive one with a bun drawer
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I ate a whole jalapeño from my garden. You might be thinking “where’s the schad in eating a delicious jalapeño?” And I would normally agree because they aren’t very spicy to me anymore but this one was at least as painful as most habaneros I have eaten and I don’t know why. Plus it was huge so even with my giant mouth I was chewing it for like a solid minute. Pain all the way down my throat. I swear it’s giving me a head high and numbing off my teeth and the roof of my mouth.
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Sep 27, 2023 01:33
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muscles like this! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovIly_QFRiw If that’s all it takes to get a movie role I should be the biggest star in Hollywood
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Sep 27, 2023 19:57
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Why would I want to communicate via internet? I would never do that.
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Sep 29, 2023 13:38
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I tried the comb thing and my cats ignored it completely and continued laying around
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Sep 30, 2023 17:16
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Grandpa used to shoot us if we didn’t make sure the door latched on the way in. It made us tougher and I always remember to latch the door
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Oct 1, 2023 15:18
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Totally random question but can anyone recommend a fast and convenient way to supplement your daily fungus intake? Bite your toenails
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Oct 3, 2023 03:11
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I love my chickens so much. I just now got four more eggs from them. I also harvested several jalapeños and an onion so if anyone wants spicy eggs let me know.
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Oct 4, 2023 14:53
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Unperson_47 posted:What kinda chickens you got that are laying jalapenos and onions Chilekins
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Oct 4, 2023 17:29
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Red hot chili peckers. drat IT why didn’t I say that
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Oct 4, 2023 23:24
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 Me trying to beat Spud Webb in 1986
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Oct 5, 2023 20:33
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I once went to a lake with some friends and had a great time. We kayaked on the otherwise empty lake with nothing but the sound of gentle lapping of waves. Spent all day there dicking around and doing whatever we wanted. It started getting into evening and another group arrived at the lake. My friend said “I know who that is. He was the biggest douchebag in my high school and always creeped on every girl” which wasn’t a surprise as the lake was butted up to the tiny town my friend is originally from and everyone knows everyone. We kept some space between our party and theirs but eventually he got rowdy enough to start driving his lifted bro tank over the sand, splashing water and hooting and hollering and being wreckless. We got to lay our beach towels down on the sand about fifty yards away and drink beers and watch his truck slowly sink into a lake as he yelled his voice away for two hours blaming everyone but himself and pleading that he had to be at work 2 hours away in the morning. Then we put out our fire and left for the city.
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Oct 5, 2023 21:22
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Splicer posted:Extremely inaccurate homonym in paragraph two. Whoopsy doodle 
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Oct 6, 2023 13:43
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He had to be tasered in the back with no warning because he was a tremendous threat
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Oct 7, 2023 17:17
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Copenfreude compilation I posted in the last thread: https://i.imgur.com/PIdu2Ev.mp4
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Oct 8, 2023 14:08
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I would buy a round for the absolute monarch that snuck that in there
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Oct 9, 2023 15:28
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hawowanlawow posted:I used to think you couldn't have a cat without your house smelling like cats, but turns out you totally can and the people whose houses smell like cats are just lovely at having cats and cleaning their house As a clean freak with 14 animals this is correct
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Oct 10, 2023 04:06
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When my hospital was setting up the new EHR system I was one of the super-users tasked with getting in and seeing how it needed to be customized for us etc. I never remembered this until I saw it again, but on setting up my profile for the first time years ago I typed a bunch of stupid poo poo in the “About me” blanks of my profile and then immediately forgot about it because it never popped up again. Today I found it again. It’s the patient-facing profile that people have seen when I have been messaging them with results, help, etc. for years.  Oops.
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Oct 10, 2023 14:27
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Subjunctive posted:My wife is one of the Epic trainers for her hospital, she’s going to love this. This reminded me of the Epic Earth forum thing for my EHR, which I also set up years ago and I did the same poo poo there with different “facts” about myself. I posted some topics with lots of views there, not realizing. I don’t know what the hell was going on in my simple head.
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Oct 11, 2023 02:09
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Blue Moonlight posted:This sorry attempt at a celebrity impression is what I hear. This version of the final line is better but I don’t know how to edit it all together on my phone. Holy poo poo
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Oct 11, 2023 04:22
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drat. But also what is he talking about with people having to use words for the first time
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Oct 11, 2023 23:57
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When someone said they knew the guy and he was fired previously for being a dipshit racist I found it very easy to believe. What an absolute loving dunce. To be a transphobe you have to be the sort of mopwater drinker that basically insists for hours that cops need to arrest you while knowing you have a pocket full of cocaine. A walking mockery of cognition. If someone farted into the Lazarus machine from the Casper movie it would produce this guy. Just a blathering loving walleyed ground sloth dipshit asswipe affront to sapience
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Oct 12, 2023 14:07
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Brake check! https://i.imgur.com/bn5V7Ne.mp4
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Oct 12, 2023 23:18
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My bike is so goddamn unreliable but I’m also dreading paying for a more decent one
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Oct 14, 2023 19:40
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Oct 15, 2023 21:26
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Speaking of commute (but not the vehicles used for it) there was a guy back in Texas that lived on the other side of the state that commuted in to work. It was about 650 miles one way. He would commute in, work 6 to 8 12-hour shifts in a row, then go back home for the remainder of the two-week period. I don’t know where he slept and bathed.
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Oct 16, 2023 11:41
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Don't unmute. 
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Oct 18, 2023 02:07
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Karate Bastard posted:had a giggle by my lonesome. What else is new
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Oct 18, 2023 11:52
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limp_cheese posted:God drat, NFTs and BitCoin will just not stop delivering on funny and stupid poo poo. Then you’re just not cut out for crypto I’m afraid. Possessing cognition is an immediate DQ
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Oct 18, 2023 22:59
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greazeball posted:Thanks for the links and tips, I use YouTube in the classroom sometimes so I can't be dealing with ads and poo poo If you’re in the classroom I’m sorry to say you’ll still be dealing with poo poo
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Oct 19, 2023 00:24
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I get “you are using an adblocker!!” pop-ups despite not having an adblocker. I don’t use the desktop much so I don’t have one installed and when I click a news site it will load the page that is absolutely full of visibly not-blocked ads and then warn me to disable my adblocker to continue.
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Oct 19, 2023 02:17
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caspergers posted:Lmao like I'm gonna post a video of me doing my tight 5 Ah come on, you’re at least a six
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Oct 19, 2023 16:57
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Karate Bastard posted:I will learn the loving banjo before paying for youtube shite (tm) Banjo is terribly fun and we have a (nearly dead) banjo thread here
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Oct 20, 2023 22:28
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I said something about landlords sucking poo poo at work and then found out one of our providers is an Airbnb landlord. Then someone that rented his place for six weeks squatted for free afterward by using legal technicalities, probably inspired by news stories about the same.
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Oct 21, 2023 04:34
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They just don’t want to be confused with loving cops
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Oct 24, 2023 17:18
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caspergers posted:An accordion to slavs is like
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I have a Dorites shirt that my wife gave me
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