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Birds are so cool, why would you fight them? Signed, not a flock of birds in a trenchcoat
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And people say they don't want to get birds because "they poo poo everywhere"
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Platystemon posted:It’s too Australian. Here you go: 
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Sep 27, 2023 07:39
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Kit Walker posted:Animals get drunk in the wild all the time. Ain’t like the bird thought it was water Overripe fruit doesn't have the alcohol content of vodka. Birds have very low blood volume (have to be light enough to fly) so that pigeon almost certainly died.
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Brain Curry posted:https://youtu.be/jGL7Chg0kTg Kiwi are ratites and I will not hear a bad word against them 
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Oct 4, 2023 07:33
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I mean, if I was megafauna I'd loving hate humans as well
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Oct 5, 2023 13:56
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CainFortea posted:Why? Neither of them should be allowed outside
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How are people so careless with expensive, fragile devices?
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Oct 10, 2023 21:37
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bad_fmr posted:I see the sentence was commuted. 
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Oct 18, 2023 00:03
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Technically she's not being dragged away
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Oct 18, 2023 21:01
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Making friends with magpies is so easy it's almost more work not to, so lol eat poo poo
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null_pointer posted:YouTube Premium gives you ad-free YouTube and YouTube Music. It's quite a deal Even if you pay for premium they demand you turn off your adblocker At some point they're going to make premium users watch ads too
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Scratch Monkey posted:I used to watch videos from some English guy with a really twerpy voice who made videos about elevators. He even wrote an elevator simulator “game” Mass Effect or DXHR?
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Air Skwirl posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVzeKZ2X-A&t=317s Having worked at a signwriting company, the people there definitely do not notice the mistakes
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Oct 26, 2023 05:36
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Here's a sign in front of an office building that I saw a few years ago
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Oct 26, 2023 09:58
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I just love that the last one has the same bed length as the one before but pads out the thickness of the gate to make it look bigger
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Ghost Cactus posted:Bad snipe e: https://imgur.io/gallery/6cWWJjS 
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Dogs are so fuckin rude, let the bear eat
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Baronjutter posted:I don't think geese are nasty at all, I think they just are really good at vibe checks. I've never been harassed by a goose and we have so drat many of them. Even in the middle of nesting season, even with new babies, I can just walk right through them no problem. At the absolute worse I'll get a little hiss and I'll give them some extra space and it's all good. I feel the same way about Australian magpies. Even before I started actively befriending them, I never got swooped. For content, here is a video I took when visiting some friendly magpies in the park. Unfortunately I miscalculated and was still in the neighbouring group's territory when I crouched down to say hello, and the baby magpie inadvertently crossed the boundary when it trotted up to see me (turn sound on): https://i.imgur.com/zDVSpnp.mp4
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Splicer posted:I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner? Fuel savers are the car equivalent of the rocks they sell to audiophiles to put on top of their stereos, i.e. snake oil They come in many forms, from plastic junk you plug into your cigarette lighter socket to metal junk you put in your fuel tank
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Air Skwirl posted:Let me tell you about the benefits of a magnetic bracelet. At least the magnetic bracelets don't actually do anything Negative ion bracelets, on the other hand... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7TwBUxxIC0
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Hyperlynx posted:You're not meant to pull the poostring because that might How does it do that from inside the intestine? I cannot picture how this would happen
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Of course golfers are cops
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Oof, it loving sucked when I broke one metatarsal, she looks like she's broken multiple per foot
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FreudianSlippers posted:I loathe all birds. Check this loser who doesn't think dinosaurs are cool
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das hipster posted:Counterpoint In the pigeon's defense those things are a very different shape when they're folded up
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BiggerBoat posted:My first thought was, sadly, they wanted to go viral and get clicks If they just wanted clicks they'd pull the trigger on an empty chamber
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You don't need a prosthetic testicle, they just remove the remnants of the destroyed one and sew up the hole in the sack. Of course in the US this still costs so much you have to sell the other one
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Elias_Maluco posted:No I won’t google it
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The General posted:That's news to me. From what I had heard, all the money was accounted for, just not sent out until very recently. And I agree, middlemen are garbage. How many times have you had your wallet inspected?
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Takes No Damage posted:As a To be specific it's calling you all full of poo poo, not pieces of poo poo (although that may also be true) 
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I do appreciate the lengths people are willing to walk to call even just the northern half of us pieces of poo poo.
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Mr. Crow posted:Why is he an rear end in a top hat? Calling someone out on plagiarism seems fine, especially if its some ivy league bullshit? He doesn't actually care about plagiarism, it was an excuse to attack her after some students criticised Israel's genocidal actions in Gaza and she didn't condermn Hamas enough in response. Ackman also supported Kyle Rittenhouse when he was on trial for murdering those two guys, in case you needed another example of what he really cares about. Edit: if there's any schadenfreude here it's some libs getting their wallets inspected by Republicans pretending to care about their rules, again GotLag has a new favorite as of 10:35 on Jan 6, 2024 |
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Man being an intrusive creep pretends not to understand why people think he's being an intrusive creep, that hasn't been done before
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Takes No Damage posted:(if you believe the guy) I do not
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credburn posted:I don't mean to sound like such a boomer but... it's a few seconds of a scare. When I was a kid, my mother woke me up on New Years and made me run down the icy road in my underwear at midnight while her friends fired roman candles at me. If we had tiktoks back then I would have been a viral star. That's awful but does go a long way towards explaining why your favourite parts of videos are the subjects screaming in pain: credburn posted:God drat you people (not you, probably, Snowglobe) edit these to cut off at the worst possible time.
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