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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's time for Thursday Night Football!

See! The New York Football Giants and their star RB Saquon Barkley Matt Breida as the ball is handed to him by this guy!



See! Daniel Jones get outplayed by a 7th-round pick who only saw playing time because everyone near him died! A man labeled Mr. Irrelevant who looks like some neighborhood kid who's selling band candy!



Did I photoshop Danny Dimes' eyes to be closer than they actually are, or are they just normally that way? Can anyone find a different pun on Brock Purdy's name other than "Purdy good"? Will Thursday Night Football ever get a memorable anthe like SNF? All these questions and more will be asked, on Thursday! Night! Football!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alaois posted:

I'm going to use this thread to post about the Georgia State/Coastal Carolina game too because I don't have Amazon Prime video and there's no college GDT yet

Fair.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





OKay, new Thursday Night Football Anthem do not steal

All right, Thursday night
Why are you?
Just got back from work
Now I'm sniffing same glue
You wish it was Sunday
We wish it was too

Hey, Jack, it's a fact
The show's back in town
Hope you're body's ready
for some ball from a clown
The stadium's rockin'
Carnk your hog til' you drown

The NFL's best have come to play
But on three day's rest, it never seems that way

I been waitin' all day for Thursday night
The players are injured, no one's feeling all right
These Giants are awful, they're just playing for spite
'Cause I been waitin' all day for Thursday night
Yea, yea, yeah

Thursday Night Football until it's done
Al's gonna drink until his soul is all gone
No fan really wants this
But the degenerate ones
'Cause the NFL rocks on Amazon
Yeah

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





If any mods want to come by and append "GDT" to the title that'd be great. The idiot who made this thread didn't do it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:


Honey Garlic & Sriracha Dry Rub from Wings Ville. The sauce from the honey garlic leaked in the bag. :mad:

Doing my usual Thursday night snack of chicharrones which isn't really worth photographing but this old bowl I got from the thrift shop is kinda neat.



Also having a 2018 Ballast Point Victory At Sea porter aged in High West bourbon barrels. I wanted a California brewer for tonight. In a 9ers mug, of course.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Rogue Elephant posted:

the giants are terrible

Wait until you see the ones on offense!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Shinji2015 posted:

Think Purdy's gonna throw a couple of picks tonight

really looks like he's trying.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I want the 9ers offense to do something that makes the Giants D look silly so I can say "Stink Fartindale"

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I think it's obvious now that Saquon was holding the Giants back

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kick fight!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





In San Francisco, Bell ring YOU!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





C'mon, I wanna see 2 pts

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Stink Fartindale

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Shinji2015 posted:

Dunno why SF isn't running more, that's where they're getting their yardage at

Seriously. McCaffrey's averaging what, 7 ypc?

Oh there we go.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My stream is like 15 seconds behind apparently. :mad:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Giants have figured out MCCaffrey's secret: if you tear his head off he's powerless.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tayter Swift posted:

Danny Dimes, meet Brock Bucks

Brock Purdy

The Brocktopus

The Brock of Ages

Sittin by the Brock of the Day

Brock "Rock out with your Brock out" Purdy

The Abrockalypse

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Despera posted:

a semi popular show from 3 decades ago!

But enough about MNF

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tayter Swift posted:

Brock Lobster

Hell yeah

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I dont remember if I've said this before but Danny Dimes always has this look on his face like he just quantum leaped into his body and has no idea what the gently caress football is.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dango Bango posted:

I am so done with this Fitzmagic commercial

Would you say that's too much magic?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Stink Fartindale

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I gotta say the Giants are doing better than I woulda thought

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Foodstuffs

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Gaston Bachelard posted:

No chemistry at all in the commentator booth tonight

I love Al but he's old and tired and phoning it in at this point.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This is the start.

Giants go 9-8. Get wild card. Beat the Vikings. Continue to roll with Danny Dimes for 5 more years.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Play posted:

why are you like this

Probably undiagnosed mental issues.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Deeble Sammer

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Deeboh no!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Packers/Lions gonna be good

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Danny D'OHs

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kirios posted:

Like seriously who the gently caress thought it was a good idea to give Daniel Jones that much money

Daniel Jones
his agent
his mom

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