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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's Rampage baby! But did you know it's Grand Slam?* And tonight, it's a TWO HOUR edition of Rampage! And with the help of Barry Bluejeans, let's run down the card!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705235510640414872?s=20

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Christian Cage and Luchasaurus vs. Darby Allin and Sting Christian has kept Darby in his sights even after his failure to win the TNT title from Luchasaurus. In doing so, he's taunted Darby's longtime friend Nick Wayne and made him question whether Allin really has his best interests in mind. After all, it's seemingly never sat right with him that Darby forgave AR Fox for the bloody assault he and Swerve carried out on Wayne. Though Sting and Darby are an impressive 19-0 when tagging together, that streak might end when faced with the might of the so-called co-TNT champions** and a potential backstab from the young phenom.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705280807101726875?s=20

Barry Bluejeans posted:

The Acclaimed vs. Dark Order (AEW World Trios Championship) The Acclaimed have been riding high since winning the trios titles at Wembley, debuting custom belts and successfully defending them twice since. Dark Order, meanwhile, has taken on a more sinister edge that's helped them rack up victories in AEW and ROH over the past few months. Though they resent the good-natured goofiness of The Acclaimed and feel disrespected as a group, the bitterness behind their recent successes will likely not be enough to drive them to victory on this occasion.***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705265711114002652?s=20

Barry Bluejeans posted:

The Mogul Embassy vs. The Hung Bucks (ROH Six-Man Tag Team Championship) This match came about as a consequence of the developing rivalry between Swerve and Hangman, the Bucks coming to save their Elite brethren after he was attacked by the Mogul Embassy. Though the current champs are on an impressive reign of over nine months and have looked dominant in their defenses, that dominance faces its biggest challenge yet in former champs The Hung Bucks. Though Hangman and the Bucks are more than capable of dethroning the Mogul Embassy, Swerve and Prince Nana will likely do everything in their power to ensure yet another successful defense for The Mogul Embassy****.

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1705288995855343773?s=20

A shot at the Ring of Honor World Tag Team Champions, Better Than You BayBay, is on the line in a four way tag team match as The Hardys, The Kingdom, The Righteous, and The Best Friends battle it out. The Hardys and The Kingdom are former ROH World Tag Team Champions, while The Righteous has held ROH World Six-Man gold. Will The Best Friends finally get their shot at their championship dreams at Wrestle Dream? Or will it be Roderick Strong's BFFs, The Kingdom? Can The Hardys prove they still got it*****? Or will the men in white, The Righteous be the dark horses of the match?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705295907560808541?s=20

In mixed****** Trios action, the TBS Champion Kris Statlander teams with the FTW World Champion HOOK, and former AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy to square off with the trio of Anna Jay and 2point0!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705250611103735831?s=20

Last week on Collision, The House of Black's Julia Hart made it known that she wants a shot at the TBS Title, but before she can proceed, she first has to get by the red hot Skye Blue!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705318549722395133?s=20

Proud & Powerful are no more*******, and Mike Santana is looking to make his mark in the singles division, and will be in action tonight!



Also,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1705241858283110710?s=20

After the stunning betrayal of Chris Jericho by Sammy Guevara, we'll hear from both Guevara and his new advisor, Don Callis!




*Of course you did; you read the thread title.
**"So-called"? Who are you to doubt Christian Cage?
***Barry, I think you need to let the Dark Order into your heart.
****Don't count out David Duchovny either.
*****What "it" is, however, is open to debate.
******C'mon Tony, give us some intergender already!
*******You know what would be awkward? If Santana and Ortiz showed up for a show with both in their "Dead Presidents" face paint.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Davros1 posted:

Can The Hardys prove they still got it*****?

*****What "it" is, however, is open to debate.

It's it :eng101:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i dont know if anyone thanks you for your service davros1 but thank you for your high effort OP writeups

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i dont know if anyone thanks you for your service davros1 but thank you for your high effort OP writeups

Second :patriot:

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I always enjoy the footnotes you write :)

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Let's go wrestling!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
looking fwd to all the cool multiman matches

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I always enjoy the footnotes you write :)

Nth

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I will instead watch CMLL and their 6v6 elimination tag with a combined age of 775

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Excuse me, I have a big problem, I'm looking for Rampage, baby, and I can't seem to find it.

bartok
May 10, 2006



that Ant-Man sure is in a pickle I tell you what

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MJeff posted:

Excuse me, I have a big problem, I'm looking for Rampage, baby, and I can't seem to find it.

This. is. Rampage! :slick:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MJeff posted:

Excuse me, I have a big problem, I'm looking for Rampage, baby, and I can't seem to find it.

why we have rampage baby on sale tonight only, 2 hours goin rate of free tv

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh it's THIS motherfucker.

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Oh, Ian's in this?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Christian is so hateable :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Christian only has eyes for THE BOY

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
STIIIIIING

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Awwww Ian marking out lol :3:

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Feeling #blessed to be back in the Bone Zone

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



STONE COLD 64 posted:

i dont know if anyone thanks you for your service davros1 but thank you for your high effort OP writeups




Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I always enjoy the footnotes you write :)

Awwww ... you're going to make me cry

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
I think Darby has finally got his perfect unique chant with "Please don't die"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Boni Zoni

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
very excited for deathmatch starks

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I'm glad you're here. Taz doesn't like you at all."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Little late there, Luchasaurus!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SCORPION DEATH COFFIN DROP!!?! :derp:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



HI IAN

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE BOY is in for it now!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Nick is in trouble

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

I liked the Death Drop AS a dodge lol

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I think I know what's happening during tomorrow's match and I can't wait! :munch:

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Christian is hypnotizing Nick with his step-dad eyes.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Luchasaurus, "Twink Destroyer", smells prey

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:stare: He's looking at ...THE BOY

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



...by texting (robot voice) BALLER

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Okkult posted:

Christian is hypnotizing Nick with his step-dad eyes.

He is the dad that stepped up

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I liked the Death Drop AS a dodge lol

And running straight into Darby as an angry raccoon in a dumpster was the icing on the cake!

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
STAT

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