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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Nelson Mandingo posted:

We're told that you don't have to hand it to Al Qaeda.

But I gotta hand it to them, they goaded my country into absolutely wasting 20 years, trillions of dollars, and millions of lives with nothing to show for it.

American Sniper :colbert:

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Gotta respect winners.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

American Sniper :colbert:

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I ain’t handin nuthin to nobody

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I ain’t handin nuthin to nobody

This is the proper MO in a post-pandemic world

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I ain’t handin nuthin to nobody

Hey, could you pass me the remote?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Grey Cat posted:

Hey, could you pass me the remote?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I ain’t handin nuthin to nobody

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Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Grey Cat posted:

Hey, could you pass me the remote?

Contract girls can't use remotes.

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