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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Hmm, I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'd subconsciously expect an animal that has learned to speak would have transcended its perverse animal nature in some ways and the idea that it hasn't done so at all is simultaneously humorous and creepy, nawmean? Why would you expect that
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MrQwerty posted:Why would you expect that
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The real science here is gorillas are obsessed with nipples. I hope some PHD work is being done on this subject.
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maybealabia posted:Humans, famously speaking animals, are the most perverted You ever seen the courtship ritual of a hippopotamus? poo poo hits the fan, literally.
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R.L. Stine posted:head scientist or whatever: sorry but you're gonna have to show the ape your tits. i have to watch too, for the studies this is a double blind study btw
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Valko posted:You ever seen the courtship ritual of a hippopotamus? poo poo hits the fan, literally. You're not making the point you think you are.
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why is areola such a funny word?
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Private Cumshoe posted:why is areola such a funny word? Aureola is funnier because you can say it in church
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I wonder if any other species get weird foot perverts
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SgtScruffy posted:Update: Does anyone have a couch I can sleep on for a while lol
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Everyone loves koko the talking gorilla UPDATE: We regret to inform you Koko is just a high concept method of sexual harassment
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quote:that upon being first introduced to Koko, Patterson told her that Koko was communicating that she wanted to see the woman's nipples, pressuring her to submit to Koko's demands and informing her that "everyone does it for her around here." When the woman briefly lifted her t-shirt, flashing her undergarments, Patterson admonished the woman and reiterated that Koko wanted to see her nipples. When the woman relented and showed her breasts to Koko, Patterson commented "Oh look, Koko, she has big nipples." "yeah the monkey needs to, no trust me on this..i know i know, it's super weird, but ya know, science right"
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Koko furiously signing bad man, run away
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Wait until they teach an octopus to talk. No one will be safe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3q396qkQc&t=381s Can't do timestamp ... 6m21s
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Wilkins Micawber posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3q396qkQc&t=381s VIIth Hellven VIII lmao I love that episode
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Wilkins Micawber posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3q396qkQc&t=381s Timestamp works for me Edit: I don't understand what this is but the timestamp works at least SidneyIsTheKiller fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Sep 25, 2023 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Edit: I don't understand what this is It's Succotash and the Bird
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quote:Host: Do you like to chat with other people? That was from Rulucky! lmao love this bit of denial/obvious lying here. It rhymes with “people”, OK? Geez guys…
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The Awesomesaurus posted:lmao love this bit of denial/obvious lying here. The amount of BS this woman got away with is really funny. The lecturer someone linked earlier touched on it a little bit, but if anyone has a more focused video on the absolute bollocks she came up with I'd love to give it a watch.
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I like how her Gorilla Foundation has no gorillas currently, and also she says that it would be unethical to replicate her experiment due to how intelligent gorillas are. Which makes me question why she personally had one captive for decades. Oh also they're trying to move the foundation to Hawaii lol. Just normal academic research expenses and stuff y'know!
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Platystemon posted:Tragically, Koko died just months before she could have helped Tumblr identify “female-presenting nipples”. is there a team of third-world nipple analysts or is that automated, is there some imagine when it becomes conscious
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free hubcaps posted:
They’ve been trying to do that since I’ve first started paying attention to them more than a decade ago when I got really interested in primates lol. Surprised they’re still trying that when they don’t even have gorillas anymore.
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The Awesomesaurus posted:They’ve been trying to do that since I’ve first started paying attention to them more than a decade ago when I got really interested in primates lol. Surprised they’re still trying that when they don’t even have gorillas anymore. They apparently have a 70 acre "gorilla preserve" on Maui with no gorillas in it. Coincidentally, among the limited infrastructure they've built there is "foundations for a human caregiver base/observatory". Their website is all heartstrings stuff and not much substance. Also they take 28% of donations for "management and fundraising" which seems hefty for a non profit gorilla foundation with no gorillas free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Sep 25, 2023 |
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I'm completely serious when I say the sexual harassment is the most convincing thing Koko's ever done. Like this:SFGate posted:One of Koko's handlers told Rivera that the loquacious primate -- best- known for her purported 1,000-word American Sign Language vocabulary -- indicated that she wanted to be alone with Rivera. That's way more impressive than any of the video presentations of Koko I've seen. Beartaco posted:The amount of BS this woman got away with is really funny. The lecturer someone linked earlier touched on it a little bit, but if anyone has a more focused video on the absolute bollocks she came up with I'd love to give it a watch. Vice has a series of podcast episodes dedicated to Koko and the history of primate signing in which they talk her main handler Penny and the various major players in the saga. https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a-show-about-animals/id1591302322
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Milo and POTUS posted:Let me live in the gorilla enclosure No I will not show you my big nipples
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"Through the magic of science we have taught this gorilla to rape, but not, uh, not to love."
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so was alex the parrot a breast man or an rear end man
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Hammerite posted:so was alex the parrot a breast man or an rear end man He enjoyed witty conversation and an agile mind.
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MrQwerty posted:VIIth Hellven VIII lmao Off-topic Qwerty, but Succotash and the Merv actually show up on PFFR's recent show, Teenage Euthanasia. Which is surprisingly good! I guess the lady-half of PFFR co-created the show. I know we might never get any more Xavier content but it still rules to hear the voice on TV.
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free hubcaps posted:I like how her Gorilla Foundation has no gorillas currently, and also she says that it would be unethical to replicate her experiment due to how intelligent gorillas are. Which makes me question why she personally had one captive for decades. Should rename to the Gorilla Lostation
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Off-topic Qwerty, but Succotash and the Merv actually show up on PFFR's recent show, Teenage Euthanasia. Which is surprisingly good! I guess the lady-half of PFFR co-created the show. I know we might never get any more Xavier content but it still rules to hear the voice on TV. PFFR loves recycling jokes, like loving LOVES recycling jokes, so that's not surprising in the least. I haven't seen that one yet, but I loved Shivering Truth. I'll have to check that out.
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Hey guys, the gorilla says it wants all of you to give me your wallets. You should definitely do it, everyone does it
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GABA ghoul posted:Hey guys, the gorilla says it wants all of you to give me your wallets. You should definitely do it, everyone does it Well if the girilla says so
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It's all good, Koko took Robin Williams's wallet after playing with his nipples and he turned out OK.
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GABA ghoul posted:Hey guys, the gorilla says it wants all of you to give me your wallets. You should definitely do it, everyone does it That isn't why he's pointing at your rear end excitedly.
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