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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Yeah but it's some next level poo poo when the dog can actually tell you "Give me your crotch. Sniff and lick your crotch. Now. Give me." When your dog is Rudy Giuliani
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Eww Koko was a cumberbitch She also displays sexual attraction to humans – Appleby was advised by Patterson to bring an attractive male cameraman with her – and has even developed a love for English accents. This love was forged, says the producer, during sittings for renowned artist Richard Stone, who has done portraits of the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh. And in recent years the gorilla has also become attracted to the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch through the DVDs viewed in her home. “Apparently she has a big crush on him,” says Appleby. “She loves English men.” https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/documentaries/meet-koko-the-gorilla-who-was-taught-to-ape-humans/
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*checks thread* Yep op still mad at the dead gorilla
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Shameful misspieciesing here: https://youtu.be/JC4C_Gcp_dM
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MrQwerty posted:*checks thread* Did I mention Koko was also FAT and LAZY! > At the Gorilla Foundation, many employees’ letters of resignation focused heavily on the issue of the apes’ health. According to former caregivers, Koko was overweight. “All the caregivers would talk about Koko’s weight,” Sarah, a caregiver who resigned a few years ago, told me. (Sarah is a pseudonym; she did not want her real name published because she signed a nondisclosure agreement when she was hired at the Gorilla Foundation.) “We always tried to get her to exercise, but she would never go outside — she just wanted to sit in her little trailer and watch TV or sleep.” The Gorilla Foundation maintains that Koko is not overweight and that at her current weight of 270 pounds she “is, like her mother, a larger frame Gorilla” and within the healthy weight of a captive gorilla. (Wild female gorillas are 150-200 pounds.) https://nationalpost.com/news/the-troubling-world-of-koko-the-gorilla-and-the-decline-of-ape-language-research
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Fat, lazy, a sex pest and no job. The modern millennial fail gorilla
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Now that I think about it, she was probably depressed from life in civilization. No social interaction with peers, no love life, no family, spending most of her time inside, unhealthy diet, in front of the TV all day, no opportunity to perform natural behaviors like foraging. They should have tried to put it on SSRIs or ketamine
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who stopped posting around that time she die
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GABA ghoul posted:Now that I think about it, she was probably depressed from life in civilization. No social interaction with peers, no love life, no family, spending most of her time inside, unhealthy diet, in front of the TV all day, no opportunity to perform natural behaviors like foraging. They should have tried to put it on SSRIs or ketamine For all that was messed up about Koko's living situation, I haven't really heard much about her being depressed. Most of her caregivers seemed to describe her as an indulged, spoiled diva if anything. My impression is that at some point early on she became more of a pet than a specimen.
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Wait hang on looks like Koko might've gotten depressed when she couldn't get nipples!! > Safkow also recalls an incident when he was pressured to show his nipples to Koko in the presence of several other Gorilla Foundation employees. “At the time, Penny claimed Koko was depressed. We had afternoon ‘porch parties’ where we dressed up for Koko and acted goofy to cheer her up. Koko came up to the mesh between us and asked to see my nipples. It was embarrassing since other people were around, so I told her, ‘Later.’ Then Penny put her hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Do you mean that? I’m just asking because Koko really needs all the support she can get right now.’ ” https://nationalpost.com/news/the-troubling-world-of-koko-the-gorilla-and-the-decline-of-ape-language-research
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Koko the Millennial Gorilla
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Free the nip
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Hammerite posted:so was alex the parrot a breast man or an rear end man Thighs
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Cassette Moodcore posted:Free the nip Free your nipples, free your mind
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Funny how we imagine animals to be wise or peaceful, but if any species had the language and society of humans a significant amount of talking gorillas would be incel gorillas or weeaboo gorillas or chad gorillas
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Did I mention Koko was also FAT and LAZY! Sounds like the Gorilla Foundation used the same doctor as the Trump Foundation.
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Koko Ono ruined the Gorilla Beatles.
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You mean the Monkees?
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GABA ghoul posted:Fat, lazy, a sex pest and no job. The modern millennial fail gorilla 
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Great job trying to cancel a dead gorilla OP.
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her crimes must be exposed
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I wonder what they're saying exactly. Wish I knew sign language!
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WalletBeef posted:Great job trying to cancel a dead gorilla OP. Apes will be apes
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:(Wild female gorillas are 150-200 pounds.) Lol only 150lbs? I'm 100% sure I would destroy a wild female gorilla in a fist fight
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lol lay off the avocado toast you loafer!
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SUCCOTASH SUCCOTASH WIN SOME CASH
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Yeah but it's some next level poo poo when the dog can actually tell you "Give me your crotch. Sniff and lick your crotch. Now. Give me."
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So this kind of led me down a Wikipedia path from a gorilla with a nipple fetish to finding out chimpanzees are just loving psychotic and will gently caress up anything including gorillas. Look up Frodo the chimp he literally ate a human kid
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Cassette Moodcore posted:So this kind of led me down a Wikipedia path from a gorilla with a nipple fetish to finding out chimpanzees are just loving psychotic and will gently caress up anything including gorillas. Look up Frodo the chimp he literally ate a human kid Chimps are basically sentient chainsaws with opposable thumbs. I thought everyone knew this by now after all those stories where they brutally maimed people. Disturbing content warning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmRsJxuILd0&t=22s
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If I had to have a primate roomate, I'd go: 1 Orangutan 2 Bonobo 3 Ape Chimpanzee ain't even on my list.
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Lol only 150lbs? I'm 100% sure I would destroy a wild female gorilla in a fist fight Settle down Rich
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redshirt posted:If I had to have a primate roomate, I'd go: what about human
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Milo and POTUS posted:what about human You saw my list
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Valko posted:Chimps are basically sentient chainsaws with opposable thumbs. I thought everyone knew this by now after all those stories where they brutally maimed people. Yeah I don’t know I’m old enough to remember that lady whose face got eaten off by her friend’s chimp on Oprah and that poo poo scarred me
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