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Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
them boys suck some rear end lmao

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How you gonna lose to the loving cards?????

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Qwijib0 posted:

ahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahaahah dak

a thousand times this

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

Fat Mike can go gently caress himself, his play calling is atrocious

fat mike in the red zone is An Experience as you're discovering.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dak Poop-scott

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I love that McCarthy let Moore go so he could prove he was really the genius behind the whole operation.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

fast cars loose anus posted:

lmao at how there were a lot of people like "look we knew the cowboys could be good why did everyone give up on them" after last week

well this game is why folks, we knew one like this was coming

or zach wilson should be fired out of a cannon

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


lol cowboys

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
My team lost, but the Cowboys are losing to a tanking team, so today? A good day.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

YOLOsubmarine posted:

They didn’t fire anyone last year. They let the GM trade their all pro linebacker so he could sign worse linebackers for almost as much money in FA, then not do anything to help the o-line or pass rush.

Last year was the first year for the GM and coach, so firing them was not likely. They did not add much last year to clear cap room for the next few years. This offseason, They gave a lot of money to Nate Davis, spent a top-10 pick on an OT, got DJ Moore, signed multiple DLs (Billings, Walker, Ngakoue), etc. But nearly all these moves have done nothing, and some key positions still were not addressed (like 3 technique)

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Bears scored 3 good for them

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
Cowboys can’t even beat a team trying to tank lmao

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

Fat Mike can go gently caress himself, his play calling is atrocious

I had the feeling from the first game of the season but everyone was focusing too much on the 40-0 that was mostly defensive scores and field goals…

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




DJ looks absolutely miserable in Chicago.

Like he wants to be literally anywhere else.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

Cowbads

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/JjopzvP.mp4

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I really hope DJ Moore gets traded out of Chicago, he's too good to be stuck there.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ummagumma posted:

Last year was the first year for the GM and coach, so firing them was not likely. They did not add much last year to clear cap room for the next few years. This offseason, They gave a lot of money to Nate Davis, spent a top-10 pick on an OT, got DJ Moore, signed multiple DLs (Billings, Walker, Ngakoue), etc. But nearly all these moves have done nothing, and some key positions still were not addressed (like 3 technique)

The person you quoted said they should tear it all down and start over. They didn’t do that last year. They were the worst team in the league, didn’t fire anyone, shed talent in defense, and kept the QB drafted by the previous regime.

They did this halfassed rebuild and it’s worked about as well as you’d expect.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I love that McCarthy let Moore go so he could prove he was really the genius behind the whole operation.

And he talked Jerruh into thinking it was a good decision too.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Has anyone posted Dak Pressnot?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The cowgirls, you are them

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


in between coby bryant and michael jackson, we are set for names that sound like sarcastic answers about the roster

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yeah it's extremely baffling why they decided to commit to Fields.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm happy Josh Dobbs finally got his first win as a starter.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://i.imgur.com/WkBSasv.mp4

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Another team successfully ran the Eagles sneak!!!

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Maybe Dak got another tattoo under anesthesia recently and they gave him too much so it's affecting his performance

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Kellen Moore had a worse Cowboys offense #1 in red zone efficiency last year. Hate to see something extremely predictable happen, but that's Dallas for you

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

The person you quoted said they should tear it all down and start over. They didn’t do that last year. They were the worst team in the league, didn’t fire anyone, shed talent in defense, and kept the QB drafted by the previous regime.

They did this halfassed rebuild and it’s worked about as well as you’d expect.
I remember all the Bears fans talking this offseason about how Fields was a god and they were one draft pick away from the playoffs

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



What the hell, I ran out for a minute, how did the Cowboys not score?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Welp, that's it

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Kalli posted:

What the hell, I ran out for a minute, how did the Cowboys not score?
Dak threw an INT into triple coverage

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

What the hell, I ran out for a minute, how did the Cowboys not score?

Dakception in our endzone :negative:

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Jerry "I'm Haunted By My Teams Endless Mediocrity, Rooted In My Own Mediocre Decisions" Jones

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Wheres the guy who says Daks a top 5 qb?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Cowboys…frauds??

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Well that's probably game :smith:

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
22 penalties in the Seattle game lol. Professional football!

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






sure okay posted:

Jerry "I'm Haunted By My Teams Endless Mediocrity, Rooted In My Own Mediocre Decisions" Jones

He's got a $2 million luxury bus he's probably still happy

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