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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 3 Sunday GDT
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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Ragnarok the Red posted:

And he talked Jerruh into thinking it was a good decision too.

I still chuckle every time I think about Fat Mike lying in his interview about watching every second of game tape.

It makes him very relatable.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

 Has anyone said gently caress the cowboys yet

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

I remember all the Bears fans talking this offseason about how Fields was a god and they were one draft pick away from the playoffs

Bears fans have been eerily quiet this year about him. I think they've finally realized he's a bust.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Vengarr posted:

Cowboys…frauds??

Always Have Been

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Wheres the guy who says Daks a top 5 qb?

In the NFC East?

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kalli posted:

What the hell, I ran out for a minute, how did the Cowboys not score?

Dak Magic (interception version)

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Kalli posted:

What the hell, I ran out for a minute, how did the Cowboys not score?

fraudboys

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

Has anyone said gently caress the cowboys yet

many people are saying this

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Black Sunshine posted:

Maybe Dak got another tattoo under anesthesia recently and they gave him too much so it's affecting his performance

He never woke up from the last tattoo. Just Ambien'ing his way through football games.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Fat Mike let Kellen Moore go because he was scoring too many points.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Outcoached, outplayed, outclassed by a winless team




The Dallas Cowboys

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
hey announcer idiots

maybe notice who the cowboys played the last two weeks

“oh man they beat up a D2 team, BEST IN THE NFL wai wha happun”

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006

haljordan posted:

He's got a $2 million luxury bus he's probably still happy

He's sitting next to Chris Christie suffering an L in bleedout time. I doubt it!

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Mustached Demon posted:

Has anyone said gently caress the cowboys yet

I don't know if I said gently caress the Cowboys yet this evening.


gently caress the Cowboys.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

hey announcer idiots

maybe notice who the cowboys played the last two weeks

“oh man they beat up a D2 team, BEST IN THE NFL wai wha happun”

I mean, the Cards aren't a very good team

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Mcqueen
Feb 26, 2007

'HEY MOM, I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!'


Soiled Meat
Walker good and fun 2 watch.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Why in the everloving gently caress are we talking about Derek Jeter. I don't want to hear anything near about Derek Jeter and Mahomes.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

sure okay posted:

Jerry "I'm Haunted By My Teams Endless Mediocrity, Rooted In My Own Mediocre Decisions" Jones

https://i.imgur.com/urryUwY.mp4

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 I wish they'd let Jerry draft Manziel.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Dango Bango posted:

I mean, the Cards aren't a very good team

by the transitive property of power rankings, the cards are now a top-5 team!

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Get Ceedee Lamb on a team I like now, please.

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Dallas had more yards of offense, too.

:discourse:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dango Bango posted:

I mean, the Cards aren't a very good team
apparently the bar is “slightly better than awful”

my point is, anyone who can fog a mirror should notice the quality of opponents

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 Andy waddling like the good alien from The Fifth Element.

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Haha that dude got trucked!

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
OMG that Panthers defender got sent to the grave.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Cards taking a knee on you lol

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bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
 Lotta folks saying Dak is the #1 QB in the league. This just proves it

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Congrats Josh Dobbs.

Congrobbs

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 eat poo poo dallas

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

bows1 posted:

Lotta folks saying Dak is the #1 QB in the league. This just proves it

I would say he’s number 2

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Im still wondering what Dak was seeing in that triple coverage throw. Just an astoundingly bad decision.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 bobo is a quality fake name, glad guys in witness protection can make it in the league like that

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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Holy poo poo the footwork on Bobo's catch!

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/scoutdnfl/status/1706086775683187040

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.

TheKingslayer posted:

I wish they'd let Jerry draft Manziel.

Didn't his kid have to rip the draft card out of his hands

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Mcqueen
Feb 26, 2007

'HEY MOM, I'M DONE WITH MY SEGMENT!'


Soiled Meat
Boooooobooooo

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Lol

https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1706084510356455926

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Im still wondering what Dak was seeing in that triple coverage throw. Just an astoundingly bad decision.

Terrible decision AND no one is open. Failure at every level

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

haljordan posted:

Didn't his kid have to rip the draft card out of his hands

Allegedly, though we like to treat it like it 100% was the case.

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