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Theres been a whole lot of news lately about some prominent entertainers getting accused of being total sex pests. Who knew that guys who become wealthy and famous would use their cultural cache to coerce people into having sex with them? Its terrible, shocking stuff. I think we should take some time out to consider the oft-forgottr victims in these ugly scenarios: The bros who now have to defend their fandom at bars and parties. Consider for a moment the emotional toll it takes on a bro after hes shared a scathing missive by Russel Brand with his social network, only to awake in the morning to find that Mr. Brand is being accused of sexual assault. The emotional toll this wreaks on the bro is not easily measured. It may cause them to act irrationally and erratically as they attempt to quell the pounding cognitive dissonance. The Bro will be compelled to defend their opinion: "Well maybe hes a creep but hes right about COVID". He'll say, forced to justify his deeply held beliefs in the face of unspeakable actions. Consider for a moment the Bro whos recommended Joe Rogan to all of his coworkers as "a pretty smart guy" mere days before a YouTube megamix of Mr. Rogan saying the N-Word multiple times is released. Must this Bro now be maligned as a racist simply for finding the JRE compelling? These Bros have been forced to shoulder unspeakable burdens as victims while the media plays and replays statements by the perpetrators. I cant imagine how soul crushing that is for these Bros, as they hold tight to their fandoms. #brokenbros
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I feel like this thread is too high-concept
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Sep 25, 2023 08:32
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Pontificating rear end posted:I feel like this thread is too high-concept Always playing the victim.
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Sep 25, 2023 08:33
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I think i'm kind of a jerk and not that bright, but i'd rather stick with that than wrapping my identity up with the welfare of any given celebrity, personality or brand. viewed through another lens though my life is basically a katamari ball of stereotypes many of which revolve around having bought particular products or services. not trying to suggest i'm any better than these #brokenBros (i am, a lot) but i just don't get them at all. I figure, if i'm this much of a dick and i'm just some rear end in a top hat, celebrities are probably real dicks. Maybe that's incorrectly holding people to my own low standard and actually they're all lovely people but I doubt it very much.
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Sep 25, 2023 09:29
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I think i'm kind of a jerk and not that bright, but i'd rather stick with that than wrapping my identity up with the welfare of any given celebrity, personality or brand. (Sharp inhale) Well someone coming into this thread and claiming to be "better" than the victims of these mens actions wasnt at all what I expected but alas, here we are.
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Sep 25, 2023 09:52
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If you haven’t figured out that everyone is a piece of poo poo by the age of 12 you haven’t been paying attention and get what you deserve.
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Sep 25, 2023 09:55
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Szyznyk posted:If you haven’t figured out that everyone is a piece of poo poo by the age of 12 you haven’t been paying attention and get what you deserve. Bro-ified as gently caress comment right chyeah.
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Sep 25, 2023 09:58
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Just goes to show you OP. The only people you should praise and worship is Moses, Jesus, Gandhi, Buddha, and / or Mohammad. If you praise & worship someone living, they just might gently caress up and make you look dumb(er).
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Sep 25, 2023 10:01
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Poohs Packin posted:Bro-ified as gently caress comment right chyeah. The truth is a harsh mistress brah.
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Sep 25, 2023 10:03
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Bros have complex emotions but limited ways to express them 
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Sep 25, 2023 10:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzQKECQgjW8
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Sep 25, 2023 11:50
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If you just accept every celebrity no matter how niche or small (yes even that one) is a sex pest or something like that then it's way easier to handle reality.
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Sep 25, 2023 12:09
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This is why you should make sure all your hero's are per-historic so it's very unlikely any new evidence will come forward to show their poo poo actually. The mighty t-rex, as well as being awesome also probably had really progressive politics and would agree with all my political views.
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Sep 25, 2023 12:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Just goes to show you OP. The only people you should praise and worship is Moses, Jesus, Gandhi, Buddha, and / or Mohammad. Gandhi used to lay naked with women to demonstrate his ability to never get pussy
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Sep 26, 2023 01:10
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Szyznyk posted:If you haven’t figured out that everyone is a piece of poo poo by the age of 12 you haven’t been paying attention and get what you deserve. I instead chose to give
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Sep 26, 2023 01:13
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Poohs Packin posted:Gandhi used to lay naked with women to demonstrate his ability to never get pussy I heard he used to have the women rub oil all over his bald head too.
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Sep 26, 2023 01:18
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Broken bros in the year 2023....drat.....
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Sep 26, 2023 01:22
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Poohs Packin posted:Gandhi used to lay naked with women to demonstrate his ability to never get pussy If only they were old enough to qualify as women.
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Sep 26, 2023 01:52
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i think the real victims are all the bros who never managed to get famous, who would've been sex pest creeps if only their careers had elevated them to a level of authority and clout, but without it they're unable to coerce or groom anyone
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Sep 26, 2023 01:58
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Szyznyk posted:If only they were old enough to qualify as women. Yeah pretty sure this was his underage neice
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Sep 26, 2023 01:59
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i cannot understand the hitler fandom. the book wasn't that good
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Sep 26, 2023 02:04
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Saalkin posted:Yeah pretty sure this was his underage neice Just imagining some visibly racist, drunken english hooligan in an Arsenel jersey screaming "GANDHI WAS A FOOKIN NONCE" at a cab driver and being historically correct.
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Sep 26, 2023 02:21
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bossy lady posted:I heard he used to have the women rub oil all over his bald head too. Chi is stored in the orbs
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Sep 26, 2023 02:26
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I would consider becoming a farmer and growing some trees to chop down and turn into 10 foot poles you wouldn’t wanna touch ‘em all with.
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Sep 26, 2023 02:42
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Da bros baby love da bros
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Sep 26, 2023 02:55
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I love Joe Rogan OP! What’s your favorite podcast episode??
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Sep 26, 2023 03:24
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We're all victims IMO
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Sep 26, 2023 03:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks
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Sep 26, 2023 03:39
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dr_rat posted:This is why you should make sure all your hero's are per-historic so it's very unlikely any new evidence will come forward to show their poo poo actually. Sue is a strong, independent woman!
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Sep 26, 2023 04:58
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Sophy Wackles posted:I love Joe Rogan OP! What’s your favorite podcast episode?? The one where he discusses a chimpanzee kicking your rear end.
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Sep 26, 2023 05:18
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bossy lady posted:I heard he used to have the women rub oil all over his bald head too. We don't speak of Seinfeld ITT.
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Sep 26, 2023 19:24
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https://y.yarn.co/fa2f8114-5f8c-43a9-8c17-9f5178a8a6af.mp4
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Sep 27, 2023 07:45
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Are the real victims, like the Real Ghostbusters, in that their the one without the cool Gorilla? If so, i'd say just watch The Victims (1975) so you get to see a cool gorilla.
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Sep 27, 2023 09:38
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Poohs Packin posted:Gandhi used to lay naked with women to demonstrate his ability to never get pussy mao used to get his chamber boys to tug him off before bed, gonna be really embarrassing for anyone with a picture of that guy when the story breaks, time's up
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Sep 27, 2023 11:45
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Pac and Cheese posted:mao used to get his chamber boys to tug him off before bed, gonna be really embarrassing for anyone with a picture of that guy when the story breaks, time's up Here Ive been talking about how this guy heroically led China into modernity and people probably think I approve of getting whacked off.
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Sep 27, 2023 11:58
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I fight dirty, I'd rip out thier eyes and bite thier cocks off and throw them in thier dumb, smug faces. Naw fr I'm a huge pussy and I'd run away crying afterwards.
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Sep 27, 2023 13:39
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Treecko posted:I fight dirty, I'd rip out thier eyes and bite thier cocks off and throw them in thier dumb, smug faces. The chamber boys?
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Sep 27, 2023 13:51
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Wait your just talking about the rear end in a top hat from Get Him to the Greek? Naw gently caress that I wouldn't feel bad about it
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Every actor is a raging narcissist or they would never have tried to become an actor so sadly it’s never surprising but I’m glad society now removes these people from pop culture Edit these people should never be defended so if it happens just remove yourself from the conversation
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