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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
You might want to start incorporating "bussin" into your vocabulary next.

"This BBQ is bussin!"

In this situation, the BBQ would be awesome

Just doing my part to help out

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Need to start adding "ussy" into at least one wordussy to take fit in with the youth

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

MakaVillian posted:

gently caress the Cowboys will never be out of date

not true, give it another decade and people won't even know what the cowboys are

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Shinjobi posted:

not true, give it another decade and people won't even know what the cowboys are

Inshallah

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

not true, give it another decade and people won't even know what the cowboys are

Nah people can always recognize scams.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

not true, give it another decade and people won't even know what the cowboys are

It’s where quarterbacks go to learn to be commentators.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

hobbesmaster posted:

It’s where quarterbacks go to learn to be commentators.

:hmmyes:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Black Sunshine posted:

You might want to start incorporating "bussin" into your vocabulary next.

"This BBQ is bussin!"

In this situation, the BBQ would be awesome

Just doing my part to help out
Is this like when some younger friends I have say that something "slaps"?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I wonder what kind of beer Taylor likes.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Boulevard. Or Free State. Only acceptable answers

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Naw, I mean category. Is she a Lager girl? Ale? Stout? Hefeweizen? I'm sure she's way too smart to still be drinking the spew that are IPAs.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Naw, I mean category. Is she a Lager girl? Ale? Stout? Hefeweizen? I'm sure she's way too smart to still be drinking the spew that are IPAs.

I guess Kelce's pretty stout.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

She used to be into artisanal IPAs in a tulip glass but lately she's found she's incredibly happy with a pleasing easy to drink Pilsner in an 18 oz grand footed glass

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

kiimo posted:

Boulevard. Or Free State. Only acceptable answers

I want Taylor Swift to be photographed drinking a Free State beer entirely selfishly so I could maybe find places on the coast stocking it.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Is this like when some younger friends I have say that something "slaps"?

Yes, lol

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Naw, I mean category. Is she a Lager girl? Ale? Stout? Hefeweizen? I'm sure she's way too smart to still be drinking the spew that are IPAs.

Be honest, you're trying to will into existence a collab between Chumbawamba and T.Swift aren't you?

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I wonder what kind of beer Taylor likes.

Hard Cider, since it reminds you of what you’ve had and that it wasn’t sweet to you.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Taylor doesn't drink beer. She's clearly a wine with ice girl. She's the best of us, and the worst of us.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Girls who drink a lot of beer are a trap

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Oh?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1754672533100531856?s=46

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

hobbesmaster posted:

You should follow their twitter, @jon_bois
lmao

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Taylor doesn't drink beer. She's clearly a wine with ice girl. She's the best of us, and the worst of us.

Who doesn't like a nice cup of chilled Franzia after a hard night performing?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
She drinks cocktails, at least if you count vodka + diet coke, which you shouldn’t.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

rjmccall posted:

She drinks cocktails, at least if you count vodka + diet coke, which you shouldn’t.

One of my friend’s girlfriend pounded vodka and diet pepsi out of a plastic cup and it was the biggest red flag

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
My working theory is that Taylor is Ellen. She has a complex where she boosts her friends which genuinely makes them a ton of money and helps their fame but also leaves everyone around her terrified of her whims. Watch her fully terrorize Lana Del Rey at the Grammys last night, super spooky.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Yep this is how you stretch your 20 into your 40s.



also vodka and diet coke works alarmingly well

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Don't drink smoke weed. Sorry if you live in a Republican hellhole state, go back to drinking to forget that fact until the relovelution comes.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
also eat mushrooms occasionally just don't go hog wild like Aaron Rodgers

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


It's kinda perfect

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

for posterity

https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1756841836713476406?s=46

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


spinst
Jul 14, 2012




queen

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
She did it! No one believed in her but she made it happen!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

fartknocker posted:

Mods, rename TFF to “Taylor’s Football Funhouse”.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I don't give a poo poo about swift and find her ever presence everywhere mildly annoying, but it was cute how legit into the games she was.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
I mean, she grew up in Pennsyltucky. Folks should probably unpack why they’re so eager to assume that she doesn’t know anything or care about football.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
https://www.newsweek.com/fans-taylor-swift-dump-travis-kelce-andy-reid-super-bowl-swifties-1868912

The backlash is on. The game isn't even 24 hours old and the Swifties are already done with Trav. Imagine if they'd have lost, they'd have been demanding Trav be arrested and executed.

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