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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

resident posted:

TraTay are in their early 30s. Isn’t the Crossroads district the move?

What would they rent out? Farina?

Prime Social was definitely the move. Private elevator, views of the plaza and nice houses. Indoor and outdoor with bougie cocktails.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Also families and parents were there. I'd 100% go Plaza too and a lot easier to get back home assuming that most of them live in like Leawood

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Taylor Seift is serving NFL Realness.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Has anyone compained that TayTay is the ultimate locker room distraction yet?



Because they might be right.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Has she started doing tiktoks with Jackson yet?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1706898253399158893?t=MjHv-1Drwjp9uwFOQ2vr3g&s=19

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Someone teach them “gently caress the Cowboys”

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Sitting here contemplating how to weaponize the Swifties to achieve a modicum of justice.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Gatts posted:

Sitting here contemplating how to weaponize the Swifties to achieve a modicum of justice.

This sounds like the premise to a post-apocalyptic dystopian comedy.


I didn't realize the NFL had untapped demos. Holy poo poo, get ready for A LOT more of this on your tv.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Gatts posted:

Sitting here contemplating how to weaponize the Swifties to achieve a modicum of justice.

That's like contemplating how the Necromicon can help achieve world peace. Even if it worked chances are it wouldn't be worth it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Who had Swifties encountering Barry McCockiner on their bingo card



https://twitter.com/mo0nandsaturn/status/1706752173789659647

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Love the swifties having to listen to the Kelce podcast and sit through them talking about football for an hour.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
https://twitter.com/haileethegoat/status/1703479093679776040


Extremely different power levels between Spider Gwen at the Ralph trying to meekly ingratiate herself

vs.

Taylor Swift's LET'S loving GO at Arrowhead

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/JimmyTraina/status/1707057947757396445

I love this man. And he's not wrong.

https://twitter.com/JimmyTraina/status/1707059072959148499

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/LRonMexico/status/1706725970059968525

I don't think I'll ever get tired of the "Swifties become football geniuses" joke.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

let’s think of fun swift/nfl song names. only thing i have right now is Shake It Goff

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/calmdownpodcast/status/1707070191623090303

Erin Andrews is a multimillionaire in her mid 40s with a child. I feel like this is a tad embarrassing.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

You are such a joyless person my goodness

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I feel like Greg Olsen was speaking directly to the joyless people

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Most of my friends are mid 40s with children. This is all they're talking about as well.


It's hilarious and also kind of storybook which makes it even funnier and the fact that all the Swifties are weirdly approving of Kelce is too funny for words.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

kiimo posted:

Most of my friends are mid 40s with children. This is all they're talking about as well.


It's hilarious and also kind of storybook which makes it even funnier and the fact that all the Swifties are weirdly approving of Kelce is too funny for words.

This surprised me too. Then again Kelce is basically the ultimate ideal of the Himbo.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lol yeah



MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I can definitely understand how in her situation, dating anybody just a little bit less popular than Kelce, whatever identity they have is completely consumed by "being the person that's dating Taylor Swift" and that's probably a pretty exhausting way to go through relationships for both parties.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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MJeff posted:

I can definitely understand how in her situation, dating anybody just a little bit less popular than Kelce, whatever identity they have is completely consumed by "being the person that's dating Taylor Swift" and that's probably a pretty exhausting way to go through relationships for both parties.

I think you are misunderstanding the way people's minds work who are media clout demons. They LOVE it.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Somewhere Gronk is desperately trying to get Katy Perry's number.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

MJeff posted:

I don't think I'll ever get tired of the "Swifties become football geniuses" joke.

Hell, statistically it's bound to happen to some of them, especially if they're together for a while and Kelce's still playing.

No Butt Stuff posted:

I feel like Greg Olsen was speaking directly to the joyless people

lol what did he say?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Somewhere Gronk is desperately trying to get Katy Perry's number.

Jokes aside, you know at least one owner has asked their star player how seriously they're committed to their partner by now

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Breakup in 6 months, kelce enjoys the absolutely skyrocket in fame.

What’d he gain, 500k followers in a day?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/NickNelsonMN/status/1706313034270916749?t=iUDgG8ROfWf3SXN7yWaMkw&s=19

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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literal much?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shinji2015 posted:

lol what did he say?

Charissa says anyone who isn't interested in the Swift/Kelce story, she's not interested in them, and then Greg Olsen says, and I quote, "Because they have poop in their pants. The amount of people that are like 'stop talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, I'm tuning in for the game'. I'm like, really? The score is 41 to nothing, loving get over yourself."

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

mcmagic posted:

I think you are misunderstanding the way people's minds work who are media clout demons. They LOVE it.

why are you in this thread, reserved for positive SHIPPING vibes only




edit: I have bad news, McMagic



https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1707182684642910356

kiimo fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Sep 28, 2023

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Going to pull massive ratings and I'll set the O/U on Swift cuts to 55.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


If Taylor Swift fans can still enjoy football after experiencing Zach Wilson and Justin Fields in back to back games then they are stronger souls than I.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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kiimo posted:

why are you in this thread, reserved for positive SHIPPING vibes only




edit: I have bad news, McMagic



https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1707182684642910356

Why is this bad news for me? lol

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This is literally changing how we buy advertising time for SNF for our movies.



In short, whoever was pissed about the Exorcist TV spots there's more a comin.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/DSzymborski/status/1707192998730060006

Good one Dan!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

This is literally changing how we buy advertising time for SNF for our movies.



In short, whoever was pissed about the Exorcist TV spots there's more a comin.

That one sucks less because the kids are in bed pretty soon after kickoff.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I simply can not imagine how hellish this timeline is for, oh, let's go with Bills fans.


Like, Chiefs fans and Swifties are having a blast. High fiving each other and retweeting nonsense in a giddy middle school crush fashion.

People already sick of the Chiefs and Kelce are finding a new definition of suffering inside the belly of the sarlacc for a thousand years.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

People already sick of the Chiefs and Kelce are finding a new definition of suffering inside the belly of the sarlacc for a thousand years.

I'm assuming they will eventually break up and then things will turn hard even if it's just an amicable breakup.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

kiimo posted:

why are you in this thread, reserved for positive SHIPPING vibes only




edit: I have bad news, McMagic



https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1707182684642910356

I’d much rather watch Taylor Swift watch football than watch Zach Wilson play football.

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