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fartknocker posted:I’d much rather watch Taylor Swift watch football than watch Zach Wilson play football. What if Zach Wilson throws for like 450 yards and 6 TD's sunday and then steals Taylor from Kelce? What then?
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mcmagic posted:What if Zach Wilson throws for like 450 yards and 6 TD's sunday and then steals Taylor from Kelce? What then? I fully believe Zach Wilson can throw 6 TDs on Sunday, but only if at least 4 of them are to Chiefs defenders.
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Grittybeard posted:I'm assuming they will eventually break up and then things will turn hard even if it's just an amicable breakup. The breakup will be a hilarious backlash against the chiefs with Swifties suddenly leading the charge. They will hate the team more than anyone hates the cowboys. I hope she leaves him for Shadeur Sanders for maximum hilarity. Combine the hype streams
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fartknocker posted:I’d much rather watch Taylor Swift watch football than watch Zach Wilson play football. Taylor swift playing football would be the ultimate combo
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Sep 28, 2023 04:50
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Maybe the Jets could put Taylor in as QB, she couldn't do a worse job than what they have now.
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mcmagic posted:What if Zach Wilson throws for like 450 yards and 6 TD's sunday and then steals Taylor from Kelce? What then? she’s like 10 years older than him. way too young for Zach
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Sep 28, 2023 09:12
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I have a better chance with Swift than Zach Wilson does of throwing six TDs in a game.
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Sep 28, 2023 12:51
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If Zach Wilson had the game to steal Taylor Swift from Travis Kelce I would become a Jets fan. Why did it have to be Travis Kelce, why couldn't it be someone lovable like Justin Herbert
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Sep 28, 2023 13:11
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What if it was Jason Kelce?
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epic bacon posted:she’s like 10 years older than him. way too young for Zach Wasn't his mother's friend that he was sleeping with in her 30s?
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Nodoze posted:If Zach Wilson had the game to steal Taylor Swift from Travis Kelce I would become a Jets fan. Because Herbert is less of a media clout demon.
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If Kelce ever gets some kind of season ending injury you know a significant portion of Chiefs fans are gonna blame Talyor.
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i wonder if she'd be as popular if her last name wasn't Swift that's a cool-rear end last name
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her real name is taylor hicks and it got changed in about 2006. you might remember the name from very early on in her career
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Ehud posted:i wonder if she'd be as popular if her last name wasn't Swift Are you telling me Taylor Lipschitz wouldn't be as successful?
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I saw her talk on TV once. She did not seem very bright. Quite possibly a feature when it comes to a football WAG.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:If Kelce ever gets some kind of season ending injury you know a significant portion of Chiefs fans are gonna blame Talyor. They'll probably blame her if they don't repeat as SB champs. And now I know the NFL is salivating at the thought of
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This whole thing reminds me of Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:This whole thing reminds me of Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Nah, the Chiefs win their playoff games.
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Sep 28, 2023 21:01
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Nah, the Chiefs win their playoff games. This is still a very odd sentence to read given most of my life.
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lmao https://twitter.com/youwouldntpost/status/1707504695726723539
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Please get the NFL to pull ads from Xwitter, dumbfuck racists.
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The end times have begun lmao https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1707456570303643770 this is going to be highly distressing news to some people
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kiimo posted:I simply can not imagine how hellish this timeline is for, oh, let's go with Bills fans. The sarlacc pit was New England. Chiefs are 3-2 against Buffalo. New England was 32-3. I don't like the Chiefs but only because they are a rival and an obstacle. I like the Chiefs franchise itself fine and Lamar Hunt and Ralph Wilson were apparently buddies but the Patriots were loving with the Bills from they were the Boston Patriots. Honestly Kelce dating Taylor Swift is a pretty cool novelty. People who instinctively hate it don't understand the comedic and entertainment potential there is. As a Bills fan however I am thankful she's not dating someone like Josh Allen or the season would be so hosed. But the difference is there is a hellish timeline where Taylor Swift is dating McCorkle Jones so I'll count my blessings.
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kiimo posted:The end times have begun lmao These kind of accounts that just write fan fiction are basically the whole for you tab on twitter.
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He at least sourced somebody this time but yeah I feel like that account will just write poo poo and "put quotation marks around it to make it look like it's a quote."
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the plan. i overheard them talking about it
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What if it was Jason Kelce? Jason Kelce already has a beautiful loving wife, dunno why he'd want Taylor Swift instead.
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I wonder just how many miles away from Taylor they are keeping Jackson Mahomes? 1.5? 10? 200 miles at all times?
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I wonder just how many miles away from Taylor they are keeping Jackson Mahomes? 1.5? 10? 200 miles at all times? Unrelated/possibly related Jackson Mahomes first trial date was delayed until Ocober 24th. I know he is not a wise person but for his own sake he should stay in Antarctica until then. And then hopefully go to trial and jail for a while.
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