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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Mods, rename TFF to “Taylor’s Football Funhouse”.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Someone teach them “gently caress the Cowboys”

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Shinji2015 posted:

lol what did he say?

Charissa says anyone who isn't interested in the Swift/Kelce story, she's not interested in them, and then Greg Olsen says, and I quote, "Because they have poop in their pants. The amount of people that are like 'stop talking about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, I'm tuning in for the game'. I'm like, really? The score is 41 to nothing, loving get over yourself."

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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kiimo posted:

why are you in this thread, reserved for positive SHIPPING vibes only




edit: I have bad news, McMagic



https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1707182684642910356

I’d much rather watch Taylor Swift watch football than watch Zach Wilson play football.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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mcmagic posted:

What if Zach Wilson throws for like 450 yards and 6 TD's sunday and then steals Taylor from Kelce? What then?

I fully believe Zach Wilson can throw 6 TDs on Sunday, but only if at least 4 of them are to Chiefs defenders.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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epic bacon posted:



well, i'm convinced! of what, i'm not sure

This is still less crazy than anything posted by people whi are convinced the NFL is rigged against their specific teams, like that one Eagles fan or Mr. Logan.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Gatts posted:

Tay Tay on a Chiefs prime time game with Peyton and Eli.

We don’t live in a world good enough for this level of comedy/insanity.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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That lyric was clearly about the Nigerian Nightmare, Christian Okoye.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Mods, I am once again suggesting we rename TFF to “Taylor’s Football Funhouse”.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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pasaluki posted:

What are your actual music tastes mcmagic?

I mean so I know what to avoid.

mcmagic’s playlist starts with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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MikeCrotch posted:

Ok now I want Deebo to taunt TSwift and get her to lose her mind like Reggie Miller did to Spike Lee

“And here come the pretzels Swifites!”

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Parallax posted:

what if i hate seeing taylor swift because it means i am watching the chiefs play football

Just shake it off

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:laffo:

I once again maintain the football world needs to somehow get Swifties on the “gently caress the Cowboys” bus.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Just use incredibly out of date phrasing all the time, like responded to everything with “Word?” or “Now you’re on the trolly!” When in doubt, “gently caress the Cowboys”.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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fartknocker posted:

Mods, rename TFF to “Taylor’s Football Funhouse”.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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kiimo posted:

thank you for reminding me of Shoney's

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

:hai:

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