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joseph stalin (young based version): "hello, can i just have a plain double cheeseburger, and a medium fries and dr. pepper?" cashier: "sorry sir, we're all out. collectivization has left us starving. it's like a genocide" joseph stalin: "drat, the holodomor really did happen" *gets nkvd to kill cashier* joseph stalin: "goldmine"
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In end time of USSR, man go to butcher. Man ask if butcher have fish. Butcher say "Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru."
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Sep 26, 2023 00:43
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Line Feed posted:epic If you're not going to contribute to the bit then shut the everloving gently caress up!
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Sep 26, 2023 00:46
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hitler goes to subway
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Sep 26, 2023 00:47
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DarkSithLord posted:joseph stalin: "goldmine"
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Sep 26, 2023 00:53
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In Soviet Russia Big Mac super size you
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Sep 26, 2023 01:05
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I thought this was supposed to be fast food! Quit Stalin!
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Sep 26, 2023 01:31
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walks in with a burger king cardboard hat just to be a dick
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Sep 26, 2023 01:35
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yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhh grain
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Sep 26, 2023 02:01
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gorbachev went to pizza hut
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Sep 26, 2023 02:11
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hello? Ill have a McKulak and make it a double
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Sep 26, 2023 02:13
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lumpentroll posted:hitler goes to subway
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Sep 26, 2023 02:14
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quote:In fact, Joseph Stalin was unambiguously pro-hamburger: In the 1930s, he sent his food supply commissar on a research mission to the United States, which resulted in kotleti, a Soviet rip-off of the classic ground-beef burger, being popularized throughout Russia. (Chicago Tribune)
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Sep 26, 2023 03:18
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going to the gulag huh? he's gonna get a DIFFERENT kinda footlong lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t--nPZLDFOUquote:Leninism is a school of theory and practice which trains a special type of Party and state worker, creates a special Leninist style in work. he would have loved that poo poo
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fosborb posted:gorbachev went to pizza hut now we have no communism and no pizza hut. thanks gorbachev!
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Sep 26, 2023 04:12
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tankman but its one guy blocking a line of f250's at mcdonalds
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lobster shirt posted:yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhh grain  I liked it
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Milo and POTUS posted:now we have no communism and no pizza hut. thanks gorbachev! dad tried to warn us https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw?si=fQ6mVHQ_m3cajsjT
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lumpentroll posted:hitler goes to subway
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DarkSithLord posted:joseph stalin (young based version): "hello, can i just have a plain double cheeseburger, and a medium fries and dr. pepper?" lobster shirt posted:yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhh grain
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lobster shirt posted:yeah can i get a fuckin uhhhh grain
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fosborb posted:dad tried to warn us did francis fukuyama write this
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DarkSithLord posted:joseph stalin (young based version): "hello, can i just have a plain double cheeseburger, and a medium fries and dr. pepper?"
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somebody once linked me an article about how they trained the original mcdonalds employees in russia to adopt the american service model, and one of the employees was quoted as being frustrated and saying something like "why should we be nice to the customers? we have the burgers, they should be nice to us!" but now i cant find it
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eSports Chaebol posted:somebody once linked me an article about how they trained the original mcdonalds employees in russia to adopt the american service model, and one of the employees was quoted as being frustrated and saying something like "why should we be nice to the customers? we have the burgers, they should be nice to us!" but now i cant find it he's right, if only mcdonalds realized the power they wield by holding the burgers in america
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power grows out of the patty of a hamburger -bao
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eSports Chaebol posted:somebody once linked me an article about how they trained the original mcdonalds employees in russia to adopt the american service model, and one of the employees was quoted as being frustrated and saying something like "why should we be nice to the customers? we have the burgers, they should be nice to us!" but now i cant find it https://jacobin.com/2013/02/soviet-waiters-emotional-labor-customer-service quote:After several days of training about customer service at McDonalds, a young Soviet teenager asked the McDonalds trainer a very serious question: Why do we have to be so nice to the customers? After all, WE have the hamburgers, and they dont!
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just picturing some soviet youth confusedly navigating perestroika, zealously hollering "WE have the hamburgers!" and spiraling
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Sep 26, 2023 16:20
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*stalin voice*: umm let me be clear, the holodomor was caused by me eating all the mcdonalds
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"what do you mean it's not called supersize anymore?"
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sir, this is a gulag
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Mussolini at the olive garden having the time of his life, just housing endless pasta bowls. considering decreeing that all restaurants must now offer unlimited breadsticks
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the HoloMcDomor definitely McHappened megathread
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remaking the 2005 version of the longest yard, replacing cheeseburger eddy with holodomor eddie
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Feels Villeneuve posted:the HoloMcDomor definitely McHappened megathread
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